drowning mermaid

this cursed site had fans offering sexual favors to target workers to get their hands on UV early back in the day. it's the messy energy we need to preserve and cultivate 

Us in April: im never buying SHIT from this bitch again. She needs to learn her lesson that she can't just tease us endlessly and still get her coins and jsut get away with it. #BoycottLanaDelRey
 
Us now: OMG LANA PLEASE RELEASE AN NFR ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH .. " CINNAMOOOOON IN MY TEETH" WHERES THE HAPPINESS IS A. BUTTERFLY CATERPILLAR CAGE?!?!

2400 pages!! cant wait to reach 300000000000000000000000 tomorrow

imagine if we actually cracked the password but in a shocking turn of events Lana and her team contacted authorities and we all went to prison! ugh see you guys in there can’t wait

good cause it aint gone be there! 

oh my god y'all really be trying to crack the website code... come through 2011 tumblr users changing their html themes realness 

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Eclipse kept balance between the LanaBoards members. But that all changed when NFR thread attacked. Only Eclipse had mastered all coding languages. Only he could stop the ruthless members. But when the gays needed him most, he vanished.

my clown ass actually tried it

girls,, my delusional ass tried “violetbluegreenred” as the password and the site like lagged for a second as if something was going to happen and I almost had a stroke before it sent me back to the same page again: Violet blue green red to keep me out.. she wins

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

someone call interscope and complain and maybe they will give us a reason lol

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

I have a theory that makes more sense than it actually dropping.
 
Her managers ask her “why are you so mean to them? You’ve been teasing for months”
 
Lana: “you wanna see why? Let’s test them. Do a mock up on my website & ask for a password”
 
*fast forward to all of us trying to hack into that shit*
 
Lana: see why I won’t give these stinky motherfuckers jack shit?

its normal, the web designers instantly see their results and dont need to run a test page on the same domain, makes everything a little easier
 
i couldnt find anything in the code, its very basic. the only thing in there is the password form and shopify plugin scripts, but theyre not interesting cuz we already know it is a webshop.

Did you guys see this yet? Sorry if I’m late
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6jJSGHYlT/?igshid=5z1ocmkr7mpf

Why isn't it called 'Pretty When I Cry'

i leave for a single damn hour and come back to collaborative win edwards fanfiction

Not trying to contribute to like....any off-topic-ness, but I just wanna say that you're not incorrect, technically, but in the White Bread American Vernacular, which is definitely Lana's language, you say Spanish and nine times out of the ten you mean Mestizo Latinos, not Spaniards. Nationally Spanish people are largely White Europeans, anyways, so it wouldn't be a big deal if she borrowed a bit of paprika to zest herself up, or whatever. The problem is that we have the added context of Tropico with all of the cholos and her general aesthetic to know that she's aiming more for East Los Angeles. 
 
I feel like arguing about Lana's like...problematic aspects is pointless, anyways. Nobody should be looking to a pop star for political input, because as well-intentioned as many of them are, they tend to be insulated from the working class and therefore their input is vapid as Hell in the best case. Lana's your typical upper-middle class White Neoliberal, with a touch of yoga kombucha mom. She's not really got much to add, and her interaction with the cultures of people of colour is not the greatest. Those blatantly racist lyrics are not hers, though, I think that much is obvious. She's got a lot of blind spots, sure, but she's not that kind of stupid. 

being spanish isn't a race guys, it's a nationality but yeah I'd agree she's stereotyping by suggesting they all have black hair. my concern mostly has been her appropriation of latina culture and her 'thing' about americana which is historically an atrocious and repressive concept towards towards black people, indigenous people and people of colour 
 
anyway as you were all saying 

It must be nice to have the privilege of being allowed to adapt such an apathetic demeanor. Some people arent allowed that luxury

...no? that's not what anyone is saying

K I’m just gonna say this one more time, for the people in the back. If I say “I only like people with dark hair” “I only like people with black hair” “I only like people with big noses” “I only like people with short hair” etc. No, that is obviously not racist. However, if I say “I only like Spanish people” “I only date asian people” “I won’t date a black person” etc. it IS racist bc I’m making generalizations, assumptions, and stereotyping about all people in a certain race and fetishizing them. Not to mention, Lana saying she wants to dye her hair black to look more “Spanish” is cultural appropriation because she is trying to benefit off a culture that she is not a part of. Its like a white person saying “hey i’m going to get dreadlocks and golden grills bc I want to look more black so my boyfriend will like me more”
If none of yall can see a problem w this then thats cool, stay ignorant x x.
Its funny how a simple Wikipedia search can prevent u from being ignorant and complacent
 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_fetishism

Umm yes its racist when it involves fetishization of a culture or cultural appropriation. Pls kindly get a clue. Google is your friend

Rachel Dolezal Del Rey   I just dont really like the song all that much in general. Don't get the hype.

Mmmkay bc fetishization of other cultures by a white woman isnt racist... crack a critical theory text book darling