SweetHenny

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that  . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

Cinnamon is THAT bop, but you better relisten to In Your Car a few times and come back when you get everything together

Arrives late ... leaves early ... doesn't do her latest release ...
 
Three shows in and she's already sick of touring
 

She's gonna run out of words to say when talking about the new record in future shows lol 
 
1. ''In 2 months''
2. ''in a little bit''
3. ''in a couple of months''

She’s gonna be saying “later this year”, “almost coming”, etc. I love a bitch who hurts me & hates using accurate time!!!

Clearly not to be misogynistic, I'd rather b one of Charlie's Angels, but like gay, than 007, but is anyone else thinking bout how Lana, kween of sundtrack tracks, managed a Charlie's feature, but hasn't for Bond? Genuinely wondering how tf that happened
 
Like yeah we've 24 nd SoC among some tracks, but, Big Eyes, Y&B, I Can Fly- I miss those

I'm so sorry to be offtopic. Please forgive me. I'm new here, but I've been reading this forum since 2016, ghosting during LFL era and reading this very topic since its creation, but always had some problems creating an actual account. But I'm finally here, I'm shaking and want to die of happines!     I just wanted to say that this thread is legendary! I'm so glad to join this cult! And as I've been a guest here for so many years I feel like I know all of you already and YOU ARE ALL ICONIC HILARIOUS LEGENDS AND BEST STANS IN THE WORLD! I already love you all 

"It's coming in two months", "it's coming in a little bit", "... a couple of months"
 
I lichrally cannot with with her violet-bending matcha ass  

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that  . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that  . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that  . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

Leak a song every day until she gives us a release date. 
 
And if she lied and the release date isn't within two months like she said, keep leaking. 

Reddit is truly.... something. You could literally be like “I’m so excited for the new album, can’t wait” & someone would burn your house down while yelling that she doesn’t owe you anything.
 
I’m sorry Sabrina, shit
 
@RormanNockwell, you were asking about the vibes she mentioned on nfr. I don’t know how you don’t hear the rhcp vibes in HIADTFAWLMTHBIHIAMWKWKM. Clear as day.

she hates us

I'm about to go clownin' again ... who's coming? Ready ... set ...
 
Go!
 
What if she keeps referring to NFR as the "record" and the "album" because the album and track have the same name but are separate entities and she's going to drop the track as the lead single soon and she doesn't want any more confusion?
 
 

 
 
And what if we get an announcement on July 4th, because that's American af?
 
"It was kind of an exclamation mark: so this is the American dream, right now. This is where we’re at—Norman fucking Rockwell."
 
Thank you and good day.

the collab feels so forced and clearly just for hype/promo around the movie.... none of them seem to actually care and it shows.. they should’ve gotten different girls

We really have been stronger than we really are. Fastest than her fastest farts.

literally how did we get through that

March. Not knowing if the album was coming out or not was terrible for many people here, and when we saw it wasn't out, it was the apocalypse and there were waves of hate against Lana

anytime we just got a bad candid of her leaving church

Can she just rando tweet the release date before fucking off on vacation to Italy or wherever? Please and thanks. 

She will literally look like this when she releases NFR and hungry gays will throw money at her, forgetting that she made them suffer for a year

But isn't "a couple months" worse than "two months"? It's more vague and could easily mean 3 or even more

She will literally look like this when she releases NFR and hungry gays will throw money at her, forgetting that she made them suffer for a year

Yeah, I know it means 2, of course, but it's still not so distinct as simply saying "two months" and can imply a longer period. Especially when it comes to Lana's time perception