Pico Ocean Boulevard

I wonder if Jack posted that on purpose to shut people up...

Now we can stop focusing on who's driving and instead drag the fact that someone is DRIVING AND USING THEIR PHONE.

And Sean is in LA. Lana is currently not in LA.
 
Lana is on a humanitarian mission for Native American causes.
 
Guess which place also has a lot of native Americans??? Drum roll please.... Oklahoma! Tulsa is in Oklahoma.
 
In fact the Supreme Court recently ruled that most of Oklahoma belongs to Native Americans.
 
Lana is on a humanitarian mission. She is not back with Sean.
 
And IF she is back with Sean... that’s her personal life which we as her fans have no right to that part of her life. The only part of her life we have a right to access is her music. She is allowed to be a private citizen and live the life she wants.
 
But no, she is not back with Sean. They broke up. She unfollowed him on IG.

so this was apparently in tulsa
 

I honesty just think this is a whole Sean diss. Stay high is a breakup song and she captioned in Tulsa Jesus Freak. I’m getting a Sean diss vibe. Not a I’m so happy we’re back together, I love Sean vibe.

Trainwreck relationship aside, "Tulsa Jesus Freak" implies that she knows about all the stuff that is said about her going to church and dating him ... and most of that is on here and Twitter.
 
She definitely reads our shit, at least occasionally.

Probably Lana, with her left leg

Maybe she got the exact same car wherever she is to literally troll him. If he’s been in LA lately, he wasn’t at any of her parties and surely he would of been invited right? But also who’s filming/driving? Chuck?

Sean hasn't yet liked the post; yet he liked all three of the Joan Baez paintings... hmm

You might be on to something. What if she hired a car that looks exactly like his just to make that video/be a bitch? Iconic af.
 
I LOVE that idea, and HATE the alternative (that she's actually with him in his car)
 

I'm going to believe every word you said here, because I WANT to.
 
Thank you and good day.
 

Lana is not back with Sean. They broke up.
 
I’m a car person and I hate to break it to everyone but that 1964 Cadillac El Dorado is not Sean’s. Do you know how common those cars are? They are one of the most popular antique cars. I see them at every antique car show I attend. They are so common it’s not even funny.
 
In Sean’s last IG post, his El Dorado is in LA. Lana is in New Mexico right now. If you look at the scenery back there, that looks like New Mexico to me. It does not look like LA or Oklahoma. I’m sure there are plenty of these Cadillacs in New Mexico. That state is filled with collectors.
 
So what is Lana doing? She is trolling her ex while confusing her fans. But since I know cars, I’m not getting confused.

when did sean get the car what if lana bought it what if its hers on paper and she’s being shady now while teasing the tulsa jesus freak diss track idk the details but we need something to go with

A dream, literally a dream. I feel like she'll come through with something totally unexpected. Especially with Antonoff. 

I don't think the song WHF is about Sean. She announced the title on August 30, 2019 so she already had the title track written and likely recorded at that point.
She met Sean in late September 2019 in New York, so it can't be about him unless she heavily reworked it and/or merged it with Tulsa Jesus Freak.

imagine we've all been freaking out about these new potential album tracks and album information JUST for it to end up being more poem titles 

as confusing as today's events were, at least it confirms she does in fact remember she has an album to release

This is a HYPOTHETICAL tracklist I just thought of - it is not real and I am not claiming it to be lol.
But so far I am envisioning something like this maybe?
the lack of continuity between sentence case and title case are deliberate to emulate Lana.
I am so excited for this record now that we may have more insight onto track titles and aesthetics!
 
1. Chemtrails over the Country Club
2. White Hot Forever
3. Tulsa Jesus Freak
4. Cornflower blue
5. Black-eyed Susan
6. Mid-May, midday (feat. Joan Baez)
7. Grenadine Quarantine
8. If This Is the End - I Want a Boyfriend
9. Last call- to be clean and serene
10. Let me love you like a woman
 
 
I would love a cute 10-11 track record with a strong concept and feel

I definitely think something is coming within the first two weeks of August.

I’m also wondering if her posting Joan Baez’s paintings means they collaborated for a song on this record, especially since she and Lana performed together in San Fran. Obviously Lana has been a huge fan of Joan for a while and Joan must return that admiration based on what she said about Lana at that show and the fact that she painted her! I would love for a collab between the two on this record.

apparently its Jack Antonoff's car... WIG

well at least we can assume an album is coming, even if we have no idea about the details. 

in the last selfie her hair does look way lighter and even shorter 

She could be going down the satirical or ironic route. Tulsa "Jesus Freak" gives me vibes that she's making fun of him and the backwards nature of Tulsa?

the way she teased a song title and now is gonna disappear again

Don’t call me gaga crazy, but I feel like Talking Like An Answering Machine woukd for right in with these eccentric titles...