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I don't think Lana handles her own facebook page so she probably sent that to whoever posts on her facebook and the person didn't exclude the "can do this" bit

Karens won't notice 

Also her Facebook is a mess 
 
the link.to directs to L4L and her bio says to preorder Norman

I mean she kind of had to..the magazine was being sold early and everyone else around her posted about it, she was the last one to post it
 
I do like that she added ‘more to come’ that gives me hope

I mean she kind of had to..the magazine was being sold early and everyone else around her posted about it, she was the last one to post it
 
I do like that she added ‘more to come’ that gives me hope

Also her Facebook is a mess 
 
the link.to directs to L4L and her bio says to preorder Norman

I mean she kind of had to..the magazine was being sold early and everyone else around her posted about it, she was the last one to post it
 
I do like that she added ‘more to come’ that gives me hope

I mean she kind of had to..the magazine was being sold early and everyone else around her posted about it, she was the last one to post it
 
I do like that she added ‘more to come’ that gives me hope

copying and pasting her texts, me
 

okay so the magazine stand I went to had 50 copies, gonna go back today to take a picture... idk why chuck called us snakes for this... it was Lit Rally for sale to the public I have the receipt

she has a new man every era. i hope this one works out 

So I just talked to a rep from Qobuz like some of us already did on here, but they told me this time that UMG actually told them that 9/5 was the date but then they revoked that and issued an official TBD - we already knew this but I don’t think it was ever clarified that both of those pieces of information were directly from UMG and not just logical conclusions. 
 
So I guess that means that they are still deciding on the date, and that’s why Lana hasn’t given us a new one and hence, said it’s “coming soon” - because UMG giving retailers an actual date isn’t necessarily classified information, it’s protocol for them to notify retailers in advance so they know when to expect physical shipments or the digital files - but it seems at the moment that UMG themselves don’t know (or they’ve tentatively decided on a date and just haven’t shared it with anyone). 
 
I also asked about LMLYLAW and they said that they also received a TBD about the single, which means that they’ve been notified about the single but haven’t received a date. 
 
I’m assuming they’re working out the dates for those and then once everything is lined up, we’ll know something. I asked Qobuz to notify me every time they hear something from UMG about Lana and they said they would, so hopefully it won’t be long before we get some news! 

people who email producers or mastering engineers and think they're doing something important have a raging superiority complex 

Gonna drop this here one last time before I log off and the site burns down tonight

Aw, well, jokes aside I don’t think you’ll miss anything - I’m on the pacific coast so it’ll only be 9 PM for me, but if it’s regular sleeping time/late night hours for some of you then I think sleep is more worth it! 

why is this site so slow, its gonna collapse in 7 hours

Some of y'all: we don't care about the visuals aha the music is the most important
 
Lana: hey guys this is the cover of my new album norman fucking rockwell i hope you guys enjoy it
 

 
Y'all:
 

interesting how those from team realistic / cocctober were telling us on team delulu not to get our hopes up, because we'd end up having a meltdown and yet its those same people from team realistic that are having meltdowns right now 

idk how many times i have to say this... THE ALBUM ISN'T OUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT SEP 5 IN NEW YORK YET!!!! there's still time to hope. complain after that, by all means. but complaining right now when there's still a chance she came through on her promise is ridiculous, babes! i love u all but don't lose hope before the chance is gone!

they don't call it "annual discussion & meltdown" for nothing 

This. 
Idgaf if it's delayed, we were 99% sure it was, but there were opportunities for Lana and her team to communicate this and they failed to do so. She didn't clearly address it in the video, and she opted to troll tweet a few hours ago ... on either occasion she could've easily cleared this up. 
Quite obviously, she doesn't give a single fuck, which is her prerogative because it's her career, but people get sick of her nonsense. 
Idc because it comes when it comes, but I still think this (as usual) has all been handled terribly. 
Plus this gives all her haters more ammo because it looks like she put "COCC out September 5" in QoC only for dramatic effect. 
Tired. 

calling lana the most disrespectful artist in existance might be a little much only cuz shes delaying the album by a month or so without saying anything  no hate no shade but if your life revolves around lana so much youre prolly in need of therapy

!!!!!!!
 
that first interview in SEPTEMBER of 2018 announcing the album title (along with two singles) 
 
then nothing. Hope in January (which was originally October she said in the interview) Doin Time in May. Finally huge reveal in July for a last days of August. A year. 
 
An eleven month wait
 
An extra month of getting a single, video, and drop ALLLL planned out doesn’t anger me. We know it has to be coming soon it’s good loves 
 
 
edit for everyone who is surprised about a delay. Tropico, Ultraviolence, Lust For Life, Norman, Violets Bent Over
 
by now we should know, to know
frustrating. Yes. 
she should be more open about these things, yes. 
 
but we can’t be surprised, this is literally nothing new. 

do you realise that those who's not happy are only complaining about the lack of communication, not about the actual delay 

this is not about what you said in particular, but at least as far as it concerns me, I would never blame Lana for not being able to follow through with her plans, but I do blame her for not being open with us. she doesn't owe us a release date, but since she decided spontaneously to give us one, she should adress whether it's still happening. even a simple "I'm not sure" would be better than radio silence