Bird World

I keep telling y'all she doesn't give a fuck about listeners or Grammys or whatever. She does stuff when she wants to do it and that's really the reason why we keep having mental breakdowns. Who knows when something will happen, Lana hardly knows herself.  

Hey sweetheart, so this is what happened:
 

...scat?  

She wasn't virtually unknown tho  she was still at least the BTD girl before NFR happened... (and LFL also had its moments)
I agree that her popularity repeaked and skyrocketed but she wasn't an underground unknown artist before tiktok 

mother is resting well for the surprise release tomorrow 😍🥰🙏

He knows we're onto him and he's trying to confuse us

The mistery around this album is unreal. 

I don't care if Pitchfork, or Anthony Fantano, or any other music critic doesn't like the album, people having been misunderstanding, underestimating, and criticizing Lana for no reason since day 1, we all know she's incredibly artistic and talented and some people just simply can't recognize that because they can't shake off the inaccurate ideas they have of her 

Imagine if Lana is reading this thread. She’d probably thinking “why are you all so mentally ill?” 

I’m glad insiders are being quiet because I know Lana has always wanted to do a surprise release, but at the same times this silence is deafening and ‘soon 😍🌹🚀” is getting so tiring. 

Ben shutting up all the insiders this era cause he wants all the attention for himself with his “New album coming soon 😜🚀” posts

We can't even trust regular people on lanaboards now 

no, no she won't
i mean lana probably will continue to make music for awhile since she genuinely seems to enjoy it and she doesn't know what relaxing means but she should NOT be forced to make an album just because fans are hungry

As many as she's willing to put out during her lifetime <3

we’re ready 

Okay, well, start it then!  

you forgot the actual meal, the #111Exclusive which has the power of instantly ending everything mentioned above and starting the real pre-release era  

I'm patiently waiting 

all this for another birthday post

 

I'm patiently waiting 

The Ldr9 Pre-Pre-Release Thread Restaurant: The Menu
 

 
Appetizers:
- Vinyl Colors
- This Era's Flower
- Moodboards
- Which Season Is This Album?
- Fanmade Album Covers
 
Main Courses:
- Delusions™
- Acronyms 
- Jack Antonoff Discourse
- Nikki Lane Slander
- Fake Release Dates
- Fake Insiders
- Fake Snippets
- Fake Titles
- Fake Lyrics
- Fake Tracklists
 
Desserts:
- Scat Attacks
- Gifgates
- Tarot Card Readings
- Warning Points
- Mod-Queues
- Mentions Of LustForLife
- Say Yes To Heaven Being On The Album

starts with n and ends with othing  

I'm patiently waiting 

I'm patiently waiting