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I haven’t commented on here in a long time just always been reading...but I came here to say this was one of the worst cases of delusion I’ve seen since LFL and i really really hope everyone is ok.

I swear if she announces something while I’m at the hairdresser this afternoon... I just wanna be able to jump and scream everywhere, I don’t want to contain myself 

I’ll be so sad if we don’t get anything today. Please just let it be something   

It’s COCC day ladies!

please god give us a cover of an old song on this record.. Lana’s covers are beautiful 

Sheridan's been at the Wright Home, check his gram. his other posts don't have any other countdowns. he's already worked w her, see his other post. 
he seems to be of alright character. 

3 days, 4 midnites. emojis. the tags. 

now. depending on the range of theories, from an early release. magazines. to whatever. the point was and is rooted mainly from getting some sort of news. 

it's only fair to think that, that might've happened. hence til today. isolated thread, to his post being the only feed source of news. 

glad that there weren't any I told you so's. bc personally, n I say this calmly w a sense of relief, that it was still pretty great for the thread and forum to be active, having fun. both sides. 
today's still not over. September 5th. word merit. to the other users still thinking about what the hell's been happening, and keeping space in their thought about the record. whether secretly or not, this one's for you. i'll make jokes after the 5th is over. but here's to not having to 

Twitter locals can go fuck themselves

Lmaooo

An insider told me some news:
 
-WHF samples "Say Yes to Heaven" in the intro and you can hear her singing in  the outro "my pussy taste like pepsi cola" ( as backing vocals)
-There will be three bonus tracks - Yosemite is one of them and is about having sex in the bushes of the Yosemite National Park
-The title track is 8 minutes of Lana making plane noises...in the last 30 seconds there will be an E-Guitar and Lana whispers "Cumtrails over the Countryclub"  5 times in a row
- Tulsa Jesus Freak got renamed to Tesla Jesus Freak
 
And Lana will surprise drop the album today 
 
 

“Annual Discussion & Meltdown” is in the thread’s OP for a reason I suppose

honestly, if the album came out without an unwarranted freak out, the boards would have no purpose

I second that emotion.

I have to believe a lot of it was self induced. More theories here than the Kennedy assassination.

today's the day we find out for sure 

Skkk okay you guys really played yourselves here though  there wasn’t a concrete promise of anything, we’re not even entirely sure what that “countdown” was for! My money was never on a single announcement or anything to that extent, and especially not something to happen right at midnight. Personally, my best guess was for the next time the two linked up for Sheridan to style her hair for a photoshoot or something. For all we knew, it could’ve been a countdown for their next coffee date, we really had no idea. Nothing was promised to anyone, so we can’t feel too let down here. So please, I ask you from the bottom of my heart, please please please don’t give him hell & harass the poor guy if no info comes through today  please  be good kidz x

The amount of stress Sheridan has caused us...

Lol gurl

They are SO sitting on their couches drinking gin watching us panic and laughing I’m telling y’all they be like look at these bitches scuttling around like crazy ants waiting for us to give them nothing today rofl 

Well... nothing new nothing changed same old shit ?
We gotta entertain ourselves somehow if miss Del Rey doesn't!! 
NOOOFJFKDKSJ 
 
 
Anyway COCC vinyl will glow in the dark 

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!
Saturday just started in LA...if Sheridan meant we get sth album related on Saturday we still can get something in the next 24 hours

She usually posts later in the day, just leave it be. I'm going to wait til Sunday morning AEST around 6 -9am. She usually posts around that time in my region.

im really gonna try waking up early tomorrow just in case she posts something 

this is good, this is good 

I think he meant for the announcement to indicate the day of Sept. 29th, not necessarily the start of. If that's the case, I hope that whatever it is it's not like the time when he said, "looking forward to seeing Lana tomorrow" when it was just a shoot. 
Why couldn't he just say "4 more days" or Sept. 29th... why he gotta be all like "3 days and 4 midnights."