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twitter is full of stuff like this 

Oh wow we really went mad

we should go back to arkansas
 

 

Can’t believe we were all so silly and didn’t realize COTCC has been out for WEEKS on Tidal.... Wow.......this is her best album. Yosemite is a career highlight.
 

All us LanaBoards delulu girls bopping to cocc in our heads:

I'm screaming at this! The queen of being randomly on Twitch 
- Are you filming this? 
- We're on Twitch right now ...live 
- Oh fuck 
- Yeah 
- What?!  on WITCH? LANA DEL REY WITCH 

I see the delulu girls are convincing themselves the album is out now... they might have a point whats the use in being sane if it means having to deal with this

THE WAY WE WON AND COCC IS ALREADY RELEASED! WE JUST KEEP ON WINNING, DON'T WE?

album cover will be like
 

Less than an hour to the announcement we winning YUH YUH lessss goooooo
 

omg if it has nothing to do with COCC i will log out. and thats a big threat coming from me. 

today is the day for the pre-order!!  

Album announcement today
Beats1 interview with Zane Lowe + Lead single premiere tomorrow
Lead single + Preorder Friday
Album Trailer Saturday
VMAs performance Sunday
Lead single music video Monday
Superbowl 2021 Halftime Show announcement Tuesday
September Vogue issue + Cover announcement Wednesday
Cryptic unrelated Instagram post Thursday
Album Friday
Next album snippet Saturday
 
 
 
 

Sheridan got the numbers wrong. Nothing is coming on Saturday. Lana is just a secret performer at the VMAs. She's going to perform Doin' Time, then lose to 21 pilots. Then she'll reveal that because of 21 pilots she's delaying cocc twenty-one months and never performing on live tv again.

WE GETTIN THE FIRST TASTE OF COCC IN 3 DAYS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS LANA WORK THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS WITH THE FUR MAWMA OKURRRRRRRRRRR *TONGUE POP* *DEATH DROP* *MANIFESTS*

Everyone right now
 

How do we get new information and STILL be left with more questions than answers?
 

Yeah I’m pretty cautious tbh...
 
Anyways, I’m still campaigning for a preorder today... so, get in girls, we’re going manifesting!
Yaaaaaas the way we always WIN in the end yup yup
 

I swear the FBI agent in charge of monitoring my computer must think I'm a conspiracy theorist with all the times I've looked for "Chemtrails" on Google 

If this turns out to be a magazine cover or a violet related editorial I suggest to revoke his gay card and lock him up.


 

it's coming girlies! 

Oh my God ... Friday is British Fairy Princess Florence Welch's BIRTHDAY as well

It's a sign, it has to be a sign

now this is good news to wake up to

now this is good news to wake up to

3 DAYS
 

 
AND 4 MIDNIGHTS