Fart Deco

I love the title so much 
I think this song will be one of the Highlights...can't wait to hear the organ,  her sky-high drill and her romanticising wanderlust
 
i think the Wild At Heart-Dark But Just A Game- Not All Who Wander Are Lost- Yosemite punch  will be so gorgeous and snatch my entire existence...take me on a wild journey to a mystique & magical forest Lana 

COCC's underdog coming at us like a dark but just a game horse 

I’m so excited for it!

it made me feel.. it made feel like a god 
 

I still think I’ll wait 1-3 years before I buy the CD album though, just so I can get it for a cheaper price. 

Also her monthly listeners on Spotify increased during the last two years!

Wait, what if this was the strategy all along? Giving us an ugly cover and then releasing a thousand variants so we would rush to buy them? It's actually genius, her mind 

not trying to distract from the current discourse but I just realized Woman=LMLYLAW—honestly assumed Woman was an unreleased track I hadn’t heard
 
anyways Woman has aged like wine. Is it my favorite single? No, but it’s really honest emotional expression & will probably be a pleasant intermission from the heavier topics on COCC

Ok but why aren't they updating her socials pfps with new promo shots? 
I'm tired of seeing the Doin' Time single cover and that BTS picture taken by her hair stylist on the set of the greatest 

So considering Mojo’s 100 NFR score and Chemtrails 80 score I’m hoping this album falls in around an 83-84. I don’t expect the insane praise NFR got, though I do think I’ll personally enjoy this album more than that. I’m just hoping, on an artistry level, that’s she’s gained enough traction from the last record to maintain great scores. A handful of critics around NFR claimed that her previous records were underrated and if it’s on the same level as those I’m hoping they at least score it like they should have scored her earlier stuff. 

don't be afraid of Olaf 
 

nfr was critically acclaimed because it was safe, plain & simple, that doesn't mean that it was a bad album, or a boring album, but it didn't feel as in-depth and nuanced as her previous work, it's obvious that she's maturing as an artist, which is great, but nfr didn't quite have the polarizing, in-depth feel that, let's say, honeymoon has, i'm feeling confident that cotcc will be more of an honest and impactful body of work like honeymoon, especially since she's expressed that she doesn't want to limit herself and her artistry

She subconsciously catered to the critics and what the world wanted from Lana Del Rey. A woman who isn't controversial. A woman who "stays in her lane." Her best albums (Honeymoon, UV, and likely Chemtrails) have a unique, and often polarizing identity that isn't made for everyone. NFR! doesn't have an identity, as much as I love it. She even notices it herself: "there's nothing NOT to like about Norman."

Honestly I LOVE Norman but I don't get it... the acclaim it got is a bit too much. Yes, it's a very good album, but a perfect ten? Better than UV and Honeymoon? Something weird happened there, I don't know... this made me actually more excited about COCC, if critics found flaws then it's got to be better. 

Probably just different reviewers with different standards and willingness to give outrageous scores like 100/100. 
 
I feel like anything from 80-100 signifies a great record from the reviewers standpoint 

Can't wait to see you all on LDR8 pre-pre release thread after she announces it on March 19th (produced by Zach Dawes, turquoise vynil, grunge oriented) 

I know that some some of y’all want her to be over so bad but it just won’t happen, LMLYLAW is not the massive bomb y’all think it is, just a quick comparison:
Venice bitch 10 months after it’s release: 23.8 million streams 
Let me love you 4 months after.. 22.5 million 

Doin time 2.5 months after it’s release 28 million 
Chemtrails 1.2 months after.. 22 million 

Wait, what if this was the strategy all along? Giving us an ugly cover and then releasing a thousand variants so we would rush to buy them? It's actually genius, her mind 

The truth is everybody except the mentioned artists stans (twitter trolls) and some biased reviewers (Maria I'm looking at you) has already moved past QFTC... I think COCC sales/streams will be on trend with her releases, maybe a little bit higher since it'll be NFR follow up 

Also her monthly listeners on Spotify increased during the last two years!

Wait, what if this was the strategy all along? Giving us an ugly cover and then releasing a thousand variants so we would rush to buy them? It's actually genius, her mind 

The truth is everybody except the mentioned artists stans (twitter trolls) and some biased reviewers (Maria I'm looking at you) has already moved past QFTC... I think COCC sales/streams will be on trend with her releases, maybe a little bit higher since it'll be NFR follow up 

What if For Free is not a cover but an original song about her looking for a social media manager who doesn't want to be payed for the service... she obviously needs one, I guess the label doesn't give her enough budget to hire one.

Ok but why aren't they updating her socials pfps with new promo shots? 
I'm tired of seeing the Doin' Time single cover and that BTS picture taken by her hair stylist on the set of the greatest 

I went for a walk with my mum and my little niece this morning and I kept seeing trails in the sky over the countryside... I could’ve shot dozens of album cover just this morning
 

COCC’s coming