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it all makes sense now why would she make her first in 8 years TV performance for some cover for charity

the last time the lnk.to for Lmlylaw started working, we got the song few days later. And i cant imagine Lana doing her first in 8 years tv appearance for some boring cover for charity so

better buy two bottles cuz it might be Chemtrails lana.lnk.to/chemtrails is working

Lads and lasses i just saw the news!!!! THIS IS SCREAM WORTHY! IMMA BUY A BOTTLE! This is what we deserve, what we need!!! I dont even care what she performs, im losing my muthaf*ckin cool here!!!! Wooooooh a terrible day has been blessed with a small amount of sunshine!

she'll cover WAP

jimmy: "i now present lana del rey!"
*dark purple lights reign the stage, lana enters*
*a slow moving neon pink spotlight shines over her for a second, she is wearing a sparkly bikini*
*stargirl starts playing*
*lana does her strange erotic hand gesture movements as she walks around the stage*
*the stargirl whale noises begin, and she hits every note*
america: "shook"
*lights begin to fade as the song fades*
lana (lying half naked on the stage on an antique sofa smoking a joint) "thank you everybody, my new album chemtrails over the country club comes out January 5th.. buy it xo"
 
us: 
 
manifesting 

Lana swirling around the stage while performing White Dress/ Waitress  and releasing it after the show with a music video inspired by the movie ' The Birds'
 

Because I know she’s a good performer and that she’s improved so much over the years + it’ll probably be a recorded performance with no audience in the studio, so she can’t and she won’t mess this up! 
It’s not that serious, gosh... but thank you for elevating this board with your deep thoughts, tho.

Ok 

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

Because I know she’s a good performer and that she’s improved so much over the years + it’ll probably be a recorded performance with no audience in the studio, so she can’t and she won’t mess this up! 
It’s not that serious, gosh... but thank you for elevating this board with your deep thoughts, tho.

Ok 

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

Ok 

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

Ok 

Because I know she’s a good performer and that she’s improved so much over the years + it’ll probably be a recorded performance with no audience in the studio, so she can’t and she won’t mess this up! 
It’s not that serious, gosh... but thank you for elevating this board with your deep thoughts, tho.

Ok 

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

Ok 

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh

I’m more worried about how she’ll be styled than her performance tbh