Lindsay Lohan

We all saw that

https://imgur.com/a/uhngeZm
My recovery has been slow but I've been able to muster up the strength to arrive for the reunion just make sure Britney stays on the other side of the room
 
I'll call back to this as my thoughts

ART

 
 
 

Okay I spent a LOT OF FUCKING TIME making this. It is a Born To Die themed isometric room and I've included as many references to the era as I could pack in. It isn't perf, but I'm proud of it, so please lavish me with attention and also follow my IG because I deserve https://www.instagram.com/crying_crustacean/
Thank you to my friends for giving feedback (you know who you are and you're probably sick of looking at this) and a special thanks to Mr Mouns for letting me use his pixelated art on the computer monitor.
See how many references you can find - some are obvious, some not so much. Some are probably so crackheaded that they only make sense to me  I think you can tap and open in new tab to get the maximum resolution, or I have close-ups of various sections in my IG post
I will put a list of references in a spoiler underneath shortly
And yes I am doing the other eras (including AKA)!

List of references:
 

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese)
I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls...
 
@Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you.
 
@DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X
 
@TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys!
 
I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!
 

Welcome to The Reunion.
We are here at the Four Seasons in Orlando where all the girls have come together once again to talk things through.
 
Here are your burning questions for the girls....
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@Paris Hilton RuPaul, congratulations on winning! A lot of the girls have tried to start drama with you,
Is there anyone here you would like to address face to face?
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@lmdr Miranda, you've been open about your battle against Ligma.
Do you think you could have won this challenge if that horrible illness did not affect you?
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@TheBoss Tinashe, you were considered "The Villain" of this season. Why do you think that was?
Do you think the girls had something against you?
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@Surf Noir Lizzy, you were the only person to be a contestant and guest judge.
Do you have any regrets coming out of the house? Is there anything you would change?
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@DemonMic2003 Megan, even though you were eliminated week 1 you stuck around.
Do you feel you were snubbed? What was your issue with Lizzy Grant?
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@ultrabanisters Mitski, you were third place. You were vocal about your snub.
Do you think RuPaul deserved to win? Do you think you should have won instead?
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@bunoner Charli, you were late to submit and you were eliminated because of it.
Do you think that was fair? Do you think you deserved to be in the top 3 compared to other models?
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@DeadSeaOfMercury Naomi, how was your experience in the house? Did you stay connected to any of the girls?
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@shadesofblue Gaga, the media has crucified you for your "hideous" looks in the house.
Do you think that was fair? What's your defense against this narrative?
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 @sparklertrailerheaven & @southbeachswing Kate Moss & Kate Bush. Do you agree with your eliminations? 
You both had very similar critiques about "falling off" Do you think this narrative was forced upon you, being grouped?
You both were fan favorites up to your elimination, do you feel you let your fans down?
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@Say Yes to Heaven Jane Fonda, you were the oldest contestant at the age of 198.
Was this a hindrance to your gameplay? What was your issue with Miranda Cosgrove?
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@bia Britney, you were pretty quiet in the house. 
Do you think that helped or hindered your gameplay?
-
-
Top Rated Episode:
Taylor Swift breaks into the LNTM hotel.
 
Lowest rated episode:
Tinashe's elimination.
-
Most Wins: RuPaul (3 Wins)
Most bottom 3s: Charli XCX (4 bottoms)
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Let the discussions begin...
Guest judges and spectators can feel free to join in...
Season 2... Soon.

Welcome to The Reunion.
We are here at the Four Seasons in Orlando where all the girls have come together once again to talk things through.
 
Here are your burning questions for the girls....
-
-
-
@Paris Hilton RuPaul, congratulations on winning! A lot of the girls have tried to start drama with you,
Is there anyone here you would like to address face to face?
-
-
@lmdr Miranda, you've been open about your battle against Ligma.
Do you think you could have won this challenge if that horrible illness did not affect you?
-
-
@TheBoss Tinashe, you were considered "The Villain" of this season. Why do you think that was?
Do you think the girls had something against you?
-
-
@Surf Noir Lizzy, you were the only person to be a contestant and guest judge.
Do you have any regrets coming out of the house? Is there anything you would change?
-
-
@DemonMic2003 Megan, even though you were eliminated week 1 you stuck around.
Do you feel you were snubbed? What was your issue with Lizzy Grant?
-
-
@ultrabanisters Mitski, you were third place. You were vocal about your snub.
Do you think RuPaul deserved to win? Do you think you should have won instead?
-
-
@bunoner Charli, you were late to submit and you were eliminated because of it.
Do you think that was fair? Do you think you deserved to be in the top 3 compared to other models?
-
-
@DeadSeaOfMercury Naomi, how was your experience in the house? Did you stay connected to any of the girls?
-
-
@shadesofblue Gaga, the media has crucified you for your "hideous" looks in the house.
Do you think that was fair? What's your defense against this narrative?
-
-
 @sparklertrailerheaven & @southbeachswing Kate Moss & Kate Bush. Do you agree with your eliminations? 
You both had very similar critiques about "falling off" Do you think this narrative was forced upon you, being grouped?
You both were fan favorites up to your elimination, do you feel you let your fans down?
-
-
@Say Yes to Heaven Jane Fonda, you were the oldest contestant at the age of 198.
Was this a hindrance to your gameplay? What was your issue with Miranda Cosgrove?
-
-
@bia Britney, you were pretty quiet in the house. 
Do you think that helped or hindered your gameplay?
-
-
Top Rated Episode:
Taylor Swift breaks into the LNTM hotel.
 
Lowest rated episode:
Tinashe's elimination.
-
Most Wins: RuPaul (3 Wins)
Most bottom 3s: Charli XCX (4 bottoms)
-
Let the discussions begin...
Guest judges and spectators can feel free to join in...
Season 2... Soon.

Welcome to The Reunion.
We are here at the Four Seasons in Orlando where all the girls have come together once again to talk things through.
 
Here are your burning questions for the girls....
-
-
-
@Paris Hilton RuPaul, congratulations on winning! A lot of the girls have tried to start drama with you,
Is there anyone here you would like to address face to face?
-
-
@lmdr Miranda, you've been open about your battle against Ligma.
Do you think you could have won this challenge if that horrible illness did not affect you?
-
-
@TheBoss Tinashe, you were considered "The Villain" of this season. Why do you think that was?
Do you think the girls had something against you?
-
-
@Surf Noir Lizzy, you were the only person to be a contestant and guest judge.
Do you have any regrets coming out of the house? Is there anything you would change?
-
-
@DemonMic2003 Megan, even though you were eliminated week 1 you stuck around.
Do you feel you were snubbed? What was your issue with Lizzy Grant?
-
-
@ultrabanisters Mitski, you were third place. You were vocal about your snub.
Do you think RuPaul deserved to win? Do you think you should have won instead?
-
-
@bunoner Charli, you were late to submit and you were eliminated because of it.
Do you think that was fair? Do you think you deserved to be in the top 3 compared to other models?
-
-
@DeadSeaOfMercury Naomi, how was your experience in the house? Did you stay connected to any of the girls?
-
-
@shadesofblue Gaga, the media has crucified you for your "hideous" looks in the house.
Do you think that was fair? What's your defense against this narrative?
-
-
 @sparklertrailerheaven & @southbeachswing Kate Moss & Kate Bush. Do you agree with your eliminations? 
You both had very similar critiques about "falling off" Do you think this narrative was forced upon you, being grouped?
You both were fan favorites up to your elimination, do you feel you let your fans down?
-
-
@Say Yes to Heaven Jane Fonda, you were the oldest contestant at the age of 198.
Was this a hindrance to your gameplay? What was your issue with Miranda Cosgrove?
-
-
@bia Britney, you were pretty quiet in the house. 
Do you think that helped or hindered your gameplay?
-
-
Top Rated Episode:
Taylor Swift breaks into the LNTM hotel.
 
Lowest rated episode:
Tinashe's elimination.
-
Most Wins: RuPaul (3 Wins)
Most bottom 3s: Charli XCX (4 bottoms)
-
Let the discussions begin...
Guest judges and spectators can feel free to join in...
Season 2... Soon.

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.
 
 

I WON LANABOARD’S NEXT TOP MODEL????? 
I can’t believe I am the first drag queen to serve in the North Korean army and to win LNTM at once. Thank you judges for seeing something beyond this beautiful snatch! And I’m not talking about the lack of wig on my head that I lost due to severe excitement. 
 
My Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent is overflowing! 
 
Thank you to the judges and Lindsay for this beautiful opportunity. To all my fellow models, you were so fun and talented! 
 
After all the drama, you are all my girls! Except for some unsolved business I am going to address with one girl… Watch your Back.
 

 
 

That photo was literally taken in 2012... oh wow...

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.
 
 

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.
 
 

It’s Megan. Her newest story using the Megan song confirmed it. @Elle

That photo was literally taken in 2012... oh wow...

That photo was literally taken in 2012... oh wow...

That photo was literally taken in 2012... oh wow...

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.
 
 

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.
 
 

CONGRATSSSSS RUPAUL @Paris Hilton!!!!!! Always slayed and served, super creative choices with amazing results!!!! Super happy for you!!!! Congrats to Anya @jimmyjimmycocoapuff and Mitski @ultrabanisters as well, you definitely deserved to be in the final, always served and slayed as well, your choices were campy and brilliant!!!
Congratulations to all the other participants as well, for getting in the contest, you all did such an incredible job that's just admirable, every one of you had perfect creativity, humor and energy for this!! Also props to @Lindsay Lohan for coming up with this game and ideas, you were perfect person to host this! To be honest, I kinda need Lindsay to host the real show on TV. 

It's been a scorching 9 weeks of photoshoots, eliminations, and drama.
 
In just a couple moments the winner of Lanaboards Next Top Model will be revealed...
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
You are the final three standing in this challenge. However, before we choose the winner let's talk to the girls.
-
-
Anya Taylor-Joy
 
You won 1 challenge and set the standard for what it means to be a model in the challenge. 
Your striking looks, complemented by ethereal beauty and distinctive features, have made you a style icon in the LNTM house.
You were Kim Jong Un's choice to win.
-
 
Mitski
You also won 1 challenge. You took a difference approach to modeling and chose chaos over peace.
Your effortless contemporary elements have created a unique style that resonates with authenticity and artistic expression.
You were Megan Thee Stallion's choice to win.
-
 
RuPaul
You won 3 challenges and were quick to switch up your styling when you needed to.
Your look, complemented by impeccable makeup and towering wigs, embodies the confidence of a top model.
You were Rorman Nockwell's choice to win.
-
-
 
Unfortunately, only one of you will win and gain the status of being Lanaboards Next Top Model as well
as a modeling contract with Elle Agency and a link to Zodiac.mp3.
 
Though you all had 1 vote to win, ultimately it's my decision to choose because I know you best.
 
Enough with the yapping now...
 
The winner of LNTM is...
-
-
-
 
Stay tuned for the reunion tomorrow where all the models, judges, and fans will come together once again to answer your burning questions. 
 
Stay tuned for news on Season 2...
casting opens soon.