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I'm going insane rn they disqualified Joost. They let i@@@@@ compete after all they did. The i@@@@@ delegation has been harassing the competitors on Instagram and also they have been mocking Palestine (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6y2OEtN9GU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link )
 
 
 
Are we not allowed to speak or something? Don't let I@@@@@ win tonight. Vote for Croatia 

I'm so upset for him omg
I hope Bambie Thug goes on stage and yells FREE PALESTINE cos they're not gonna let them win anyway

So they are letting a country that is actively and constantly for six months bombing people to participate and when someone reacts they instantly disqualify them??
Eurovison has always been political !!
I read somewhere that when Turkey invaded Cyprus they didn't let anyone talk about the incident and they even told them that the contestants might be in  danger if they participated .
The contest has always been political this is a total joke at this point 

it's so sad knowing that the netherlands singer joost had promised his parents (before they died) that when he'll grow up he'll perform at eurovision. now when his dream has come true, the eurovision literally fucked him over. he even started the eurovision campaign last year. justice for joost. i don't even want to watch it anymore. if israel actually wins, i want eurovision to end for good.

The way they didn't want it to be political but they have made it political by not banning Israel and just silencing anyone else who tries to say anything about it
Fuck that
I don't even wanna watch it now
I hope all the other contestants refuse to participate
JUSTICE FOR JOOST

fuck eurovision, i read now that it's confirmed that the netherlands has been disqualified. now they're fucking disqualifying countries?? for fighting with a photographer or some shit? like it's happening for the first time? but apparently, a country who is commiting a genocide can participate, right? what kind of sorcery is this??? fuck, i wanted the netherlands to win so bad... Their slogan is "united by music"?? 2024 is the worst ESC year, I'm sorry.

It was a bit surprising seeing myself at the bottom three this week, but at the same time, I do agree that my submission was mediocre. What do you expect from royalty like me? I do not cosplay the lower-class. I'm hoping to stay a bit longer in the race, but at the same time, I'm incredibly pleased that I've made it this far. 

Oh my god, I guess I’m really homeless now am I?

I honestky can’t believe I’ve been eliminated, Lindsay Lohan when I catch on the All Stars season is ON!! And you too ivory almond, watch your back in the streets!!

Good afternoon hobos.
I hope this week has humbled you.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "HOMELESS CHIC"
 
Each week gets harder and harder to judge.
This was the hardest yet.
 
Me and guest judge @ivory almond have thoroughly looked through the photos and are ready to reveal the results.
 
I have 8 beautiful women standing before me, but only 7 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 7 photos will represent the 7 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are the bottom three of this week. One of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 

ivory almond always has a home in the mod queue ❤️

The judges are deliberating at the homeless shelter 
 
 

LANA DEL REY'S HOMELESS CHIC LOOK

The Born To Die money ran out so I was forced to go homeless and now I live under a bridge on Skid Row, where I serenade the rats with a lullaby every night. But who said homeless people can't be glamorous and serve chic realness? For this look, I wore this nostalgic, 1960s-coded army jacket that was given to me by a homeless veteran who fought in the Badussy War. He almost died in the war and lost all his family to a bad disease. How heartbreakingly tragic. Underneath the jacket, I'm wearing a frilly shirt and my favorite blue jean shorts. They were the only clothes that I managed to grab from my closet before the landlord kicked me out of my million dollar home. I'm also wearing these resilient "white" sneakers that have endured the harsh conditions of the street. I nearly broke them running from the cops when I broke into a motel once with my girlfriends. I honestly don't mind the holes in them, as they give my toes room to breathe. For the jewelry, I'm wearing this glimmering silver bracelet and these 17 karat rings that I stole from a wealthy couple in an alleyway at night. They should've known better than to go down there during the nighttime! Anyways, I really cherish them as they're the only valuable items I have. I might pawn them so I could get money to buy a cherry vape though. For the hair, I done it real big beauty queen style. The rats love to sleep in it at night as it gives them the warmth they never have on the cold streets. I also put these black, fake roses that I found in the dumpster in my hair. They remind me of the ones that my dead friend Lizzy wore in her hair. Last but not least, for the makeup I wore dark eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascara that I stole from the drugstore. Thank God that the cashier was stupid and didn't see me put them in the pocket of my jacket. I make sure to ration them out carefully as they're probably the only makeup I'll ever have for now. And even if I run out, I'll just use the ashes from the bonfire as eyeshadow or steal again.

spare change, lanaboards?
 
for this weeks challenge, i wanted to explore the theme 'homeless chic' but equally be respectful and pay homage to those less fortunate than ourselves. as a platinum selling recording artist, this took some soul searching. in thinking about my look this week, my stylist and i wanted to explore the more nuanced meaning of truly being homeless, and that led us to thinking about belongings. you can have so much baggage, but you can have nowhere to put it
 
in exploring these themes, we have come up with 3 looks. these convey 'belongings', 'searching' & 'love'. these all come together to form a ru-veal lookbook, and i reveal each garment in a different setting to convey my hidden meanings
 
for my first theme, i wanted to get across the first message, and show that despite not having a home, i wander the streets with my worldly possessions. hailing from my ancestral home, japan, i wanted to have my location as tokyo this week
 
 
'belongings' - main look
 

 
handmade garments made from fabric found on the streets of tokyo, paired with hand-me-down chanel and balenciaga bags. truly embodying the meaning of homeless & chic
 
 
'searching'
 
moving on from 'belongings', it became clear that there is simply more to the theme 'homeless chic'. in a shock reveal, i have showcased the true reality of being without a place to stay. searching the streets for a bed, i stay hopeful, and pay homage to those without roofs to sleep under
 

 
 
'love'
 
in my final theme, a third reveal shows a parred down outfit with my one true love, music. i always stay true to my roots, and even without a home, i am humble and happy with my drum to continue playing for the world and doing what i love
 

 

Kate Moss - Homeless Chic
 

 
The paparazzi took this photo of me when I was truly at my lowest in London, but I think it fits the theme.  My accessories here include a Chanel purse and cigarettes.  Serving you homeless but also keeping it chic in heels and a fur coat 

Who ever said homeless people can't be chic? Wearing the last change of clothes I had on when I was kicked out of the apartment I was squatting in, I have nothing left to serve but my mug. The alleyway is my home now.
 

 
BONUS LOOK
 

We don't have the same level of homelessness in the UK as in the US, so this photoshoot required some imagination -- as did my sabotage from that talentless hack Lana Del Rey! Thankfully, I had a box lying around that immediately reminded me of a upscaled version of the tiny cardboard boxes the homeless are known to sleep in. I coupled this with a messy hairdo and a stripped-back, shoeless look that remains glamorous while channeling the literal streetwear of the unhoused!

confessional

 
 

Homeless Chic by Tinashe, I wanted to  step out of my supermodel shell, and give you raw and pure chic even without a home, as all of you may know, after almost 7 years of being on an abusive relationship, RCA left me stranded to die and venture on my own with zero support, but I'm still here homeless, independent, beautiful and hustling everyday to make my life the work of art I always envisioned it to be.

Anya's Homeless Lewk

For this challenge, I had to be unrecognizable. I paired a scrappy gingham dress, with an odd bear coat I found in a waste bin. I've decided to also go fresh-faced, no makeup, not even showcasing my beautiful hair, instead hiding it in a hideous beanie. This outfit almost makes me want to break out in hives, but I need to be committed, I'll do anything to win.

"Oh, my god, you look just like Rihanna!"
"No, no, you're more like Lady Gaga!"
Actually, my name's RuPaul.
For this week's challenge I decided to honor Marina and the Diamonds: The queen of homeless chic!
I am going back to my roots as an edgy drag queen back in the 80s when I was serving nothing but Crisis, Uncertainty, Need, and Tenacity with my beautiful pieces of fabrics that I found under someone's tent here at Skid Row. 

 
And it doesn't stop there, as I pose, I RuVeal a second homeless chic look and a big curly wig, straight out of the Homeless Fashion Institute! I am so happy to dedicate an entire photoshoot to Marina Diamandis, a true icon of homelessness and bedframes.
 

Confessional
 

oh, c'mon now... i would've slayed this theme so hard! 

Good evening models,
Eight of you are left with only 3 weeks left to go... one of you will be the winner.
 
For this week we're going back to normal. Sometimes models fall off after a certain age so you need to prepare for ANYTHING.
Even when you are at your lowest you need to remember to spark.
 
This week is all about being the sheep in wolfs clothing. Your theme this week is "HOMELESS CHIC"
 
In this challenge you must submit your best homeless look.
But remember this is a modeling competition, so you must do your best to look like a homeless model. 
 
You have 24 hours to submit your photo.
 
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is CEO of the Homeless Fashion Institute... @ivory almond
 
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) and Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You both won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The models you have chosen to sabotage are... RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) and Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
 
RuPaul and Kate, for this challenge you are forbidden to make any sort of edits to your photograph. 
Everyone else may edit their photos to their advantage. 
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Good luck!
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Here is your updated portrait

 
Top Row:
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton), Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing), Tinashe ( @TheBoss) Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
Bottom Row:
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven), Charli XCX ( @bunoner), Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)