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Not me submitting before Queen B lmao
 

omg sorry guys, I guess Ms Tinashe got a little 2ON yesterday (literally having the worst hangover ever, gin tonic)
 
we don't really remember how the format of the show was because when i was little i used to watch it but i stopped because my grandpa said it was for f-words and i guess i got scared and never watched it again lol, ANYWAYS here's Tinashe serving sattelite camp couture realness! Floating somewhere off in spacetime!
 

covers RuPaul with my cloud of purple sludge

just tried your 'cookies' (sugar and food dye) & it gave me stomach problems... fraudga you should be disqualified 

you know what i bit my tongue when i saw you chewing with your mouth open at dinner last night but i know it was you who spat at me so watch your back before i sabotage your next shoot

in the lounge, the girls have had time to de-gown from this weeks challenge and are discussing spit play in the bedroom
 
miranda & lana are questioning megan on whether or not she spat at mitski. megan claims she did not, but lana is adament she saw someone hucking a ball of spit towards mitski after yesterdays shoot. miranda is unsure, and is trying to mediate the situation. all is calm, for now
 

 
and our first butter-up of the season has occured! last night, anya was seen playfully fighting with @Lindsay Lohan... could foul play be afoot?
 

 
stay tuned on lanaboards next top model!

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You all look beautiful! I think we ALL have that Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent that Miss Lohan is looking for…
 
 

I have officially arrived, riding on my cloud of purple sludge. Good luck, angels! Some of you will need it...
 

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This is just so fucking awesome! Everybody's minds are just that creative, it's just the pinnacle of Internet forum's kitschy games  Just so amazing to witness this!

Hello all my darlings of Lanaboards, it is I, Lady Gaga, Mother monster, Queen of all gaggery, arriving *fashionably* late to the show 
 
Everyone knows me for my avant garde looks, so who better to represent the camp couture category than
the queen of camp herself  
I radiate glamour in every aspect as many are aware 

I arrived in an extravagant hot pink dress as the judges and fellow contestants watched. Wearing a matching bow to honor from the creator of bows herself, miss Lana del rey. Had to make a large bow to match my flamboyant dress. 
I would like to thank all my little monsters, the judges, and fellow contestants
xoxo, gaga 

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .

LIPSTERS OF LANABOARDS, PREPARED TO BE GAGGED BY THE MELANCHOLIC, GLAMOROUS QUEEN OF CAMP MYSELF, LANA DEL REY!

“For this glamorous couture campy look, I went with an old blue sweater I found while raiding my sister Chuck's closet as always. The dark blue color represents the shades of blue my baby lives in and his eyes, jazz, and attitude. I also chose this long black and white skirt that emulates melancholia. I stole it from H&M when I was doing a campaign for them years back. I also chose these Hollywood sadcore black leather sandals that I found at the beach, pointing towards the ocean. I can't believe someone would leave such beautiful shoes behind! I also chose this glimmering, nostalgic necklace that I bought from an angel headed hipster on the streets of L.A (where the future is now) for $45. And for the hair, well, I just put it up and hope for the best. I just kept the makeup simple and didn't make it complicated. So, yeah, that's my campy look to put it.”

Britney Spears submitted by @bia for Week 1 Camp Couture
(It wasn't working for them)
 

miranda and rupaul are taking it I fear