electra

i would die to see them live but the chances are it's all sweaty, straight, 23 year old incel death grips fans sigh

No wonder you got banned.

girl you damn we’ll know for a fact gay men are extremely misogynistic. this isn’t just a “electra’s opinions” it’s all over twitter. stop idolising these woman then tearing them down bc they’re not wearing makeup! it’s fucking disgusting. if you disagree you’re sexist. take a look in the mirror bc the comments on this thread are appalling. what a shit take! oh she’s had plastic surgery so we can call her a munter? omfg. 
as someone who does a lot of the things you’re talking shit about, she’s DEFINITELY not bleached her eyebrows. you’re not allowed to attack her appearance and say she’s ugly and old looking and disgusting bc she’s dyed her hair. do you see how disgusting that comment is? she NEEDS to pluck her eyebrows or she’s disgusting to you? she NEEDS to put effort in every day? jesus. just don’t say anything if you can’t say something that isn’t a drag what the fuck

> banned

wow my crackhead ass sitting in my overdraft just bought one of everything 

Living Legend

A Collection of Lana Del Rey's Greatest Hits

 

Ride

​Born To Die

West Coast

Venice Bitch

Blue Jeans

Shades of Cool

Doin' Time

Brooklyn Baby

Music To Watch Boys To

Mariners Apartment Complex

Ultraviolence

Young and Beautiful

Love

Lust For Life

National Anthem

Summertime Sadness

Video Games

 

(based on singles and chart success, as it probably would be, then re-arranged so it's a bit more flowing)

girl you damn we’ll know for a fact gay men are extremely misogynistic. this isn’t just a “electra’s opinions” it’s all over twitter. stop idolising these woman then tearing them down bc they’re not wearing makeup! it’s fucking disgusting. if you disagree you’re sexist. take a look in the mirror bc the comments on this thread are appalling. what a shit take! oh she’s had plastic surgery so we can call her a munter? omfg. 
as someone who does a lot of the things you’re talking shit about, she’s DEFINITELY not bleached her eyebrows. you’re not allowed to attack her appearance and say she’s ugly and old looking and disgusting bc she’s dyed her hair. do you see how disgusting that comment is? she NEEDS to pluck her eyebrows or she’s disgusting to you? she NEEDS to put effort in every day? jesus. just don’t say anything if you can’t say something that isn’t a drag what the fuck

This is genuinely a thread that should never die.

during 2017, love leaked earlier than it was expected to premiere. this caused lana's management to get into contact with elle, the site owner, and forced her to shut down the site for awhile to clear up the leak. they had to release love early as a result and it kind of fucked up the pacing of the era a little bit. ben has an account here too. since, he's notably made snide remarks or comments about the site, and doesn't seem to appreciate the existence of lanaboards.

during 2017, love leaked earlier than it was expected to premiere. this caused lana's management to get into contact with elle, the site owner, and forced her to shut down the site for awhile to clear up the leak. they had to release love early as a result and it kind of fucked up the pacing of the era a little bit. ben has an account here too. since, he's notably made snide remarks or comments about the site, and doesn't seem to appreciate the existence of lanaboards.

The jig is up.
 
I'm Lana.
 
Life is Beautiful isn't coming fagG0tZ

you roll like thunder
when you come crashing in
town ain't been the same
since you left with all your friends
 
you roll like thunder
when you come crashing in
regattas in the wind
thats why your visiting
 
you act like fuckin mr. brightside
when your with all your friends
but i know what your like
when the party ends
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
just do it! just do it, don't wait
 
you roll like thunder
pouring all your drinks
the party's lit and you my friend
have cut when it begins
 
you roll like thunder
you're tryna catch that wind
that lightning in the bottle
that moonbeam in your hand
 
and you try to see the brightside
when each new day begins
but your not satisfied
at the rainbows end
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
i don't wanna wait!
just do it! just do it, don't wait
 
cause if you're on fire, you're on fire!
just keep burning!
til it rains, baby keep me ablaze!
 
cause if you're on fire, you're on fire!
just keep burning!
keep me alive! spare your blade
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
if our loves just means goodbye then honey better walk away!
just do it! just do it, don't wait
if our loves just means goodbye then baby better walk away!
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
cause i don't wanna wait!
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
(just do it! just do it, don't wait)
 
spoken:
if you're on fire, you're on fire
you should just keep burning
 
(just do it! just do it, don't wait)

Right lines, bright ideasBring mixture of cocaine and magazines

roll this magazine up and ram it down my throat

ldr in a shawlands co-op is a proper urban legend

also completely unrelated, but my ex boyfriends sister worked in a shop on buchanan street selling scottish fashion and said she came in before her gig in 2017. god i wish that were me.
 
if you look up articles from lana being in scotland, they’re always so lovely. she’s always really sweet with her scottish fans and seems to really appreciate the city of glasgow. also the articles are hilarious.
 
https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/time-lana-del-rey-shocked-13516102.amp
 
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.list.co.uk/article/50323-lana-del-rey-returns-to-second-home-glasgow-as-part-of-the-born-to-die-tour/amp/
 
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13104346.americas-latest-superstar-falls-in-love-with-glasgow/

reminder there’s a random interview from like 2011/2012 where lana says she recorded part of born to die in glasgow and then the interviewer asks her some cringy question about buckfast, doesn’t feel like those two worlds should coincide :/

damn i rly thought she was like scottish in the sense of americans that come to scotland and be like omg i’m 1/8 scottish five generations back x
 
but damn she’s like scottish scottish
 
also; she used to live in shawlands when she dated barrie i believe, or so i’ve heard from locals in glasgow.

you roll like thunder
when you come crashing in
town ain't been the same
since you left with all your friends
 
you roll like thunder
when you come crashing in
regattas in the wind
thats why your visiting
 
you act like fuckin mr. brightside
when your with all your friends
but i know what your like
when the party ends
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
just do it! just do it, don't wait
 
you roll like thunder
pouring all your drinks
the party's lit and you my friend
have cut when it begins
 
you roll like thunder
you're tryna catch that wind
that lightning in the bottle
that moonbeam in your hand
 
and you try to see the brightside
when each new day begins
but your not satisfied
at the rainbows end
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
i don't wanna wait!
just do it! just do it, don't wait
 
cause if you're on fire, you're on fire!
just keep burning!
til it rains, baby keep me ablaze!
 
cause if you're on fire, you're on fire!
just keep burning!
keep me alive! spare your blade
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
if our loves just means goodbye then honey better walk away!
just do it! just do it, don't wait
if our loves just means goodbye then baby better walk away!
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
cause i don't wanna wait!
 
just do it! just do it, don't wait
(just do it! just do it, don't wait)
 
spoken:
if you're on fire, you're on fire
you should just keep burning
 
(just do it! just do it, don't wait)

Living Legend

A Collection of Lana Del Rey's Greatest Hits

 

Ride

​Born To Die

West Coast

Venice Bitch

Blue Jeans

Shades of Cool

Doin' Time

Brooklyn Baby

Music To Watch Boys To

Mariners Apartment Complex

Ultraviolence

Young and Beautiful

Love

Lust For Life

National Anthem

Summertime Sadness

Video Games

 

(based on singles and chart success, as it probably would be, then re-arranged so it's a bit more flowing)

the amount of drugs i have done to this music
 
country girl slaps start to finish

does anyone have evidence patty ever even existed 

this is so random i just remembered this out of nowhere but i can’t believe we have that photo of lana getting a spa treatment