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lana's brief to her team: sad. I want it really sad.

and it's not even that good. Total mid lana song. Why she keeps singing it every god damn time is beyond me. she couldn't have made this more fans-only if she tried. 😫

it's lcd for sure. But coachella prolly asked her not to mention drugs

another issue is that she's not smiling and vibing with the audience at all. Doesn't look happy to be there. With the slow songs gallore and the quiet on stage and off stage, the whole thing is a bit narcotic.

i love that song obviously, but that is not a coachella song lana baby. Same old recycled set.

she's nervous af tbh. The confidence is lacking. Also, is this the same old set she's been playing for years with pretty when you cry, bartender etc? i was really hoping she'll mix it up a bit, do some more recent stuff, bring on guests...

thank you, darling. ❤️ Can't believe i misses those. but i'll find 'em later.

Ok just woke up and watching Cherry. Can't believe that bitch started on time for once. 😂 How many songs did i miss and which ones? 😖

Same here. Going to bed now and waking up just in time for coffee and the stream. 🌙 night y'all

i meam that would be such a smart PR move. Huge festival, huge crowd, live stream. also, billie teasing her album right before this appearance with lana. also, her album content reeking if lana. the collab is HAPPENING.

Yeah, that guy was over the whole thing before he even arrived. What's more, he seems to be checked out of his career completely, not having released a record in about 5 years and focusing on his f-ing jewelry shop, etc. What a waste. He used to be my fav male singer. I replaced him with The Weekend as my number 1.

Apparently, tickets were slow and sales are down. Quite surprising given that it's not just Lana but also Doja Cat, Tyler, Ice Spice, etc. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/apr/12/coachella-ticket-sales-down She needs to nail this.

Okay, so since Billie is literally there, and her new album REEKS of Lana - is it safe to assume that they have a collab and it will premier at Coachella?

Yeah, it's her strongest opening trio in a while - stronger than BB's and OB's imo.

I wouldn't be surprised/nor be against the set she's done recently - starting with Jimmy Jimmy, etc with just some guest stars, and a couple of new tracks. Or just one from Lasso would be fab, with the single dropping on streaming on the same night. That would be a very cool way to launch a new single.

Thank you!

Guys, when is Coachella starting and where is it live streaming? Hope it's okay to ask for a link to this....

I used to adore Bjork. I think Vespertine is one of the greatest albums of all time. Huge fan of Homegenic and some of the others too. But everything she's put out after Biophilia, which was the last of her albums I listend to multiple times, is too avantguarde for me. She lost me. And that genuinely makes me sad. Her music is just too depressing and strange for me now. And mind you - I'm not pining for pop songs. (Like, I said, I'm a Vespertine fan so slow is fine by me). But the music is just... Bizarre.

waan't this the look and feel of the last weyes blood album? i feel like this new billy is looking very dark, and i like that. I feel like she's a goth girl at heart. Happier than ever was too commercial for my taste both sonically and visually clearly she's reverting to her former (cooler) self

i said this from the first line of copy on the billboard she put up. It couldn't be more lana, the whole thing. now, if she has lana on the album (at least) and they're clearly friends and fucking around in the studio. But to outright steal the lyricism or vibe from blue jeans or ultraviolence or whatever, isn't right

Why wouldn't it? As long as they harmonize properly like Miley and Beyonce do on II Most Wanted. Billie can take the higher notes, Lana could take the lower, or vice-versa. They're both pretty alto. Wasn't a fan of how Don't Call Me Angel sounded like the three of them were never even in the same room. I reckon, if this collab happens, it'll either be a bop ala Bad Guy or NDA. Or it will be a massive ballad ala What Was I Made For or Ocean Eyes. Can't see anything in between.

Please god let this be true. Billie is far more interesting as an artist than ariana, miley and taylor. His leviis jeans with beyonce is fire imo. I think he'd fit well on lasso - especially if it's a lighter song

Thanks. I'm really really done defending myself. I didn't even make the joke. I only remembered it. I deleted the comment. It's done. PC police, please go get a life. Thanks. Some bad-ass western movie style lyrics are bound to happen.

Okay, so PC police is in full swing over here. Comment deleted. Jesus..... It's a joke that probably even Lana herself would find funny. People nowadays... They'll get offended and create drama over a joke. But genocides, legalized slavery, hyper capitalism, global warming etc. are of no interest to anyone. Puh-lease.

Come on... American Requiem, Blackbird, Protector, 16 Carriages, Texas Hold 'Em, II Most Wanted, Levii's Jeans, II Hands II Heaven, Ya Ya. Jolene... There are soo many songs that slap. That said, I go back to Bodyguard the most too.