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Female collaborator is Ethel Cain 

the way all this is actually fake its funny to me

Fake news and information help us to cope up with the lack of news and pass some time. I personally like it. 

This is such a bad lie…

mind you the doll club said this 
the surprise being a ban 

Because I don’t believe it lol 
 
I mean September does make sense (Vouge did say ‘very soon’ and I’m a single in September truther) but I could also see it being the COTCC rollout with a LMLYLAW release of single 1 in October and then single 2 in December with the album preorder. 

because if Trump wins the election no singles are gonna come out so that means they will actually unrelease the song and remove it from our memories 

Kintsugi did not hesitate to prove himself. He did not dodge questions about his credibility. This new person some of you guys are propping up has given you guys no reason why to trust them  but here you guys are. I fear this will be another July 30th/August 9th (it’s a small but LOUD minority, I think the majority has learned to not trust these people)

Well I think we are chill because based on prior experiences, there is like a 10% chance this is actually real. Like @TheDollClub literally gave a very specific date and descriptions and it still meant nothing so don’t take anything too seriously 

Hi my aunts cousins’ dog walkers’ best friend is an insider and said that Lana won’t drop anything unless Harris wins Nebraska’s 2nd district and the election is called before 7am ET on Nov. 6th. 
 
Any other infinitely possible outcomes will result in no new album  

It's been fun but I'm ready for a new fake insider! Preferably less political and no fullblown restructuring of Lasso 

hi guys i am an insider lana just couldn’t  change the setlist until after the election the political climate just made a decision like that inappropriate ❤️

No label is going to let an artist scrap an album because of election results like be for real  

can you imagine lana seriously came out and said my next album will only come out if kamala wins 
 
kamala entering the next debate to the trio interlude 

Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future

Girl wait...weren't you the one who said last year that something is coming?

She's gonna

to sum it up Trump is trying to back out of the debate in order to keep Lana from releasing a single because he knows if she does that all of her fans will collectively hand Kamala the win for presidency + scat attack tmrw @11am
 
prepare well

ikr likee i want to believe so much of this, the potential titles, the fishtail and cola vibes, but I KNOW this isn’t true. if i had heard one of these 3 in full i would for sure be able to recall at least a few lines from a chorus/bridge, theres no way they just dont remember from one listen. lana didnt “sing something like” that on the album period . this is an AI generated Tough 2: electric boogaloo lyric. this person isnt coming back after tomorrow bc they are a weasely lil liar

Ok finally got two seconds to add my two cents to everything that happened today… 
 
I find it a bit weird that there are only 6-8 songs done at the moment but she she did announce the title in February… although it’s not impossible she changed the direction of it, but if so, she must have shelved a lot of songs if these 6-8 are the ones selected at the moment if she worked on lasso for four years. 
 
as for the election that might change the rollout… that part is not impossible. This election has the eyes of the world on it, the result of a Trump win would be so worrying for a lot of liberal people and what he could do to the UsA in the next four years. Lana said the album was very Americana, and maybe it could be weird for her to release an American album if she feels like the « American way of life » could come to an end in the next years. 
 
As for Henry, she always released a song she teased with a snippet to the exception of RBFY (but the caption said so)

Saw that video and just went straight to the comments to say "JOIN LANABOARDS NAIVE PEOPLE" as if im not as naive as them

When he's a scat poster 

the comments are sending me hsbsbsbsbs
 
the OP said his account got 'deleted' too i wonder which user he was 

Oh honey... there's a whole history