grandpas glass

I don't wanna be offensive at all, I'm so sorry if that really happened but this sounds like a fan fic to me. Where did this come from tho?

Is this true?
 
“I met Nikki Lane recently, my name is madison and this is my M&G story. I met her October 20th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time fan that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Nikki started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Nikki Lane is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this.”

I see Grammy chances rising since Lana is top ten artist on Spotify this year and since the album is in several top tens on end-of-year-lists (also in one of my most read german magazines)

If she’s doing a duet with someone I’m gonna rip my skin off 

Looks like she’ll be singing with her backup singers according to Porctia’s post on instagram  https://www.instagram.com/p/C0PjmMcPpk4/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
 
Her caption says “join us tonight live” but I’m not sure if that means the performance is live 

I see Grammy chances rising since Lana is top ten artist on Spotify this year and since the album is in several top tens on end-of-year-lists (also in one of my most read german magazines)

so exciteddd! I feel like lana never does stuff like this. I wonder if she’ll actually be singing live 

By the way, the party is December 18 

the title track ages like fine wine.

A&W was my #1 song on Spotify this year

My top played album of the year.
 
Kintsugi my number one song at 400 plays, followed by the title track at 334.
 
Let that be a statement on how my year went lol
 
 
 
 

this is today omg

This is sort of slaying the year end lists so far

Spotify wrapped just reminded me how good this album is like... A&W is the mf SOTY 

Found the perfect GIF that summarizes my Ocean Blvd listen experiences:

 

I just sent Lana a message on instagram saying I'm thankful for her music and now I'm embarassed.
Should I unsend. I think I am.
 
EDIT: I unsent immediately after.

By the way, the party is December 18 

Wait, this is today!?!?!??!  November has gone so slowly, my mind is already in December

2043.

end-of-year lists are coming
DYKTTATUOB was already #6 on Mojo and Uncut
overall it is #8 on albumoftheyear.org so far:
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/list/summary/2023/ 
but many lists are still to come...

and then she announces her Christmas covers album for December 8.

Tonight 

Lana should never change, I hope she always  stays the way she is