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@TheDollClub your time is up.

you're sentenced to being forever designated as a fake insider and being publicly shamed by people online x
also it's 2 am where i live i need to sleep

Weyes Blood released the song God Turn Me Into a Flower today and Neil posts a flower 

iirc they weren’t even an insider they just heard from someone who heard from someone who heard from someone  which i think is the only time that an insider has ever claimed that’s how they know what they do and ended up actually telling the truth lmfaooo

DNC.. Doll Never Came 
Out tonight!!!!!!

@TheDollClub I won't not fuck you the fuck up. Period.

Dollie. u coulda been the greatest insider alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back.

And then you buy me orchids and it's fine, I forgive you almost all the time 

i still believe it's del norte country  

I love them. They came here, told us about their friend knowing Lana was having a photoshoot in NY and dipped 
Straight to the point 

Where’s the W mag insider who magically appeared to tease the photoshoot back in the spring then dipped out   they’re basically the only “insider” who has spilled something true 

Duckeella N Cleistes, two genus of orchids. The album is about the climate crisis and the lead single is called Microplastics In My Blood. The album is coming April 22nd, on Earth Day 

I mean above all else we did almost reach 700 pages of delusions, fantasies, and fake insiders today. We may not have any content but we definitely have keyboards 

no doll no crimes

I mean we've been lied by Lana herself... I couldn't care less about fake insiders lying to me  
I don't think any of us expected anything anyway but it would have been funnier if dollie actually showed up 

update: yeah i'm probably wrong i think that i'm just being affected by the delusion in the air right now

no :/
but they are online

Are they in the thread right now? 

also i have a feeling that miss doll has an alt account and i'm pretty sure i know who it is but i have zero proof and i'm not about to call out a potentially innocent person so i'm gonna keep quiet
edit: i'm probably wrong

girls it's literally 5 pm LA time and again i'm FIRMLY a TheDollClub hater but let's fully milk this before we come with the pitchforks

idk who we is but i just played along for fun 

@TheDollClub 8 hours
4 possibilities:
11:59 post on @honeymoon, 11:59 post saying that lana chickened out, nothing, or scat

What?!?my fave from the new album!!!! 

Lana as an fake insider would be way more entertaining  TheDollClub was the laziest fake insider ever, no creativity.