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because it would make the internet an infinitely better place

Dynamite??? Bombastic 

Since the beginning of the year I was saving money to buy all possible masochism media if it were released (I faithfully believed that this album would finally come out this year) today I finally woke up from this dream and realized that I don't want to lose my sanity with this woman anymore (regardless of who is to blame) so I decided to spend that money on some new clothes, a tattoo and a piercing ◉⁠‿⁠◉

785 pages of proof that twinks shouldn’t be allowed on the internet bc all they do is lie and be mentally unstable. 

These are so stupid but I fucking let out the ugliest laugh opening the thread to shitposty blue Samsung emojis 
 
Even on a HOLIDAY this thread gets Delulu-d, methinks her Thanksgiving post had no clues, other than a sweet message to celebrate and stay #safe 

i'd like to add

The lineup is fake.

That's exactly what will happen  It matches with everything we know, including BoZ saying "few months", FJM allegedly saying "sooner than we think" and Neil saying "see ya soon" 

A synthesis of what happened so far in this era

the way that dynamite emoji would single-handedly carry this whole thread for another six months 😭

“happy thanksgiving — skipped the turkey this year and went for the dolls😍 dollies look out, you’ll all be gone by christmas ❤️ album by our beautiful songwriter soon 🚀❤️🧨”

The lineup is fake.

And for a moment, I lived. 

The lineup is fake.

kinda living for rumors getting brought up and people moving over them only for them to not be true
i love being right

The lineup is fake.

The lineup is fake.

That's exactly what will happen  It matches with everything we know, including BoZ saying "few months", FJM allegedly saying "sooner than we think" and Neil saying "see ya soon" 

That's exactly what will happen  It matches with everything we know, including BoZ saying "few months", FJM allegedly saying "sooner than we think" and Neil saying "see ya soon" 

do i have to wait for ben’s thanksgiving post or can i go to sleep already?
when the post is ben eating a turkey with a tag saying “DaDollzClub”

i didn't mean the album would come in december, i'm just optimistic for news in december about the album 

That's exactly what will happen  It matches with everything we know, including BoZ saying "few months", FJM allegedly saying "sooner than we think" and Neil saying "see ya soon" 

If it's on the first week I guess it could still happen. SZA for example (unless she's lying as usual) is releasing a whole album...
But anything past that date is really unlikely yep 

About Neil's "soon"... maybe she’s indeed releasing something in December (even if it's a promo picture ).
It would be weird to say soon and then have to wait more than 2 months... cause he doesn't seem like Ben in that aspect. He teased Weyes barely 3 weeks before she announced it.
And if it is literal "see you" as in they will work together in December at least we may get some BTS pictures 
 
I have a feeling the album visuals are already done tho... she did the whole BB photoshoot + MV more than 4 months before the release and we had no idea cause she didn't post about it (unlike Chemtrails with all the teasing from the team) so I guess this time it could be similar 
They could post it at anytime now

That's exactly what will happen  It matches with everything we know, including BoZ saying "few months", FJM allegedly saying "sooner than we think" and Neil saying "see ya soon"