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She did say this was gonna be her "sellout era" or w/e, so props to her for sticking to the (self-assigned?) assignment.

Literally. I've organized so many of them into my own albums based on mood and production. I'm up to 7.

Literally. I've organized so many of them into my own albums based on mood and production. I'm up to 7.

Literally. I've organized so many of them into my own albums based on mood and production. I'm up to 7.

Literally. I've organized so many of them into my own albums based on mood and production. I'm up to 7.

The Family Juice
Shampain Mowglis I am Not a Robot (one of the remixes tho not the album OG) Blessed Perfect Album With No Flaws
Bubblegum Bitch Power and Control How To Be A Heartbreaker Fruit Smoothie
Froot Blue Forget Lacking + Floppy
Superstar Karma Emotional Machine Ancient Beans in a Modern Can
Title Track Venus Fly Trap ILYBILMM  

 

The Family Juice
Shampain Mowglis I am Not a Robot (one of the remixes tho not the album OG) Blessed Perfect Album With No Flaws
Bubblegum Bitch Power and Control How To Be A Heartbreaker Fruit Smoothie
Froot Blue Forget Lacking + Floppy
Superstar Karma Emotional Machine Ancient Beans in a Modern Can
Title Track Venus Fly Trap ILYBILMM  

 

Bruh not AdamtheFlop, lol
"This song didn't reach the top tens but has made the producers a ton of money- so here's why it's irrelevant in the history of everything"

The Family Juuls
Oh No! Are You Satisfied? Shampain Electra Heart (keep in mind nearly every song on this record is S-tier)
Radioactive Fear and Loathing Electra Heart FROOT
Froot Blue Better Than That Love + Fear
Enjoy Your Life Emotional Machine End of the Earth ADIAML
Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land Venus Fly Trap Goodbye Unreleased
Sinful Scab & Plaster Jealousy

i hope charles filmed one of the crash dates and she does a moment house thing or whatever (or actually releases it but i don't see her doing that )

The Family Juice
Shampain Mowglis I am Not a Robot (one of the remixes tho not the album OG) Blessed Perfect Album With No Flaws
Bubblegum Bitch Power and Control How To Be A Heartbreaker Fruit Smoothie
Froot Blue Forget Lacking + Floppy
Superstar Karma Emotional Machine Ancient Beans in a Modern Can
Title Track Venus Fly Trap ILYBILMM  

 

The Family Juice
Shampain Mowglis I am Not a Robot (one of the remixes tho not the album OG) Blessed Perfect Album With No Flaws
Bubblegum Bitch Power and Control How To Be A Heartbreaker Fruit Smoothie
Froot Blue Forget Lacking + Floppy
Superstar Karma Emotional Machine Ancient Beans in a Modern Can
Title Track Venus Fly Trap ILYBILMM  

 

It's gonna be a month since I saw Charli  still can't believe I had her SO close after all these years, first row was crazy!
 
 
 

i respect her struggle of bringing grandpa max martin out of his retirement home but this song sounds like a sabrina carpenter reject

I feel like this topic as to why azealia hasn't put out an album has been briefly discussed before but I think it's a bit deeper than you might think.
 
The reasoning behind the absence of any Azealia albums is because one you attach the word "album" to any project, there is instantly a higher expectation attached to it. This not only being the same mindset record labels have (i.e. Charli XCX discussed this exact same thing with her 2017 mixtapes) but also the pressure is put onto the artist as well. An album is what defines an artist and for Azealia Banks, the fact that her singular album released in 2014 was that good is why she's still being discussed in the present day. The follow up to BWET is the only thing she has going for her at this point. So, putting out throwaway mixtapes and singles that she can easily take down in the following weeks or months (and she has) over the years doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things because "it's just a mixtape" or "it's just a song". If Azealia Banks released any album with her current production "team", an album that isn't of the utmost qualityyyy, she would be deemed over and people would move on and say that she's lost it. 
 
Azealia knows deep down she can't follow up BWET with some undercooked and unfinished product, so she hasn't. The first album had a multi-million dollar production budget and it shows. I feel like she also believes that her eventual album release deserves some press, promo, whatever and she knows she can't get that being an independent artist without a team. Her attempts of signing to labels in the end is for the benefit of an album release. Knowing Azealia, she usually screws it up somewhere down the line before we can get to that but that's always been the goal. 

what will happen:
1. Azealia will somehow convince and manage to get Parlophone to spend their entire budget on single #1
2. Single #2 gets no promo thanks to there being no more budget and azealia fumes 
3. azealia attempts to collaborate with pinkpantheress (who is also signed to parlophone) but it isn't finalised (guess why) 
4. azealia somehow gets coerced into releasing a valentine's day EP instead of one of the many projects she's promised over the past decade
5. azealia gets dropped after publicly shaming the label and melting down, any future body of work that was being worked on will never see the light of day
 
rinse and repeat 

Watch it be her piano duets with Tony Bennett Michael Bublé era instead

i swear im the only gay who doesnt enjoy lorde

Watch it be her piano duets with Tony Bennett Michael Bublé era instead

Watch it be her piano duets with Tony Bennett Michael Bublé era instead

I want someone to leak Silver Cross stems + dry vocals please
God a Charli x Shygirl collab I would explode

Watch it be her piano duets with Tony Bennett Michael Bublé era instead

I want someone to leak Silver Cross stems + dry vocals please
God a Charli x Shygirl collab I would explode

I want someone to leak Silver Cross stems + dry vocals please
God a Charli x Shygirl collab I would explode