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the tiramisu in front of me forecasted an instagram post next week 

my appendix is claiming that it’s coming tonight

my bussy whispered to me that it’s arriving in october

my cat told me it’s coming in august

my plant thinks mid to late september 

Isn't it uncool how nothing here changes at all

manifesting BBS x HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI vibe for LDR9 

Glad Buddy’s Rendezvous got officially released today: it’s what I needed, after the Rob-might-be-trolling-us gate. 

She will release the lead single when the stars align.

We literally got 2 albums last year (plus 2 new songs this one) and I'm anxious for new Lana as if we had a 5 year gap between records 
I just can't get enough 
 
In my defense I have to say I'd be way more patient if we didn't knew that an album is coming soon

LDR9 will be one of her most albums to date and will be released. The songs will contain lyrics, melodies, themes and instruments. Critics will have thoughts about it. It will also be by Lana Del Rey.

is lanaboards in its "insiders are humans too" era 

my sleep paralysis demon whispered to me that lana’s releasing 3 albums this year, titled “pad” “tampon” & “diva cup” respectively! if you speculate & think otherwise you’re stupid!

I mean, it is conversational, angry, and wordy! Plus some orchestral elements from Drew….I fear it would be too powerful

If she got bangs again it really would be Honeymoon 2.0 huh 

i think it'd be suitable to be the closing-track, as the after-climax of the album - Where she found her peace after the anger 

Coming soon to a Target near you

i know after "Blue banisters" everyone seems tired of leaked unreleased songs being included in the studio albums but honestly - "Fine China" & "Yes to heaven" are the only leaked tracks that deserve to be officially released i say what i have to say. It breaks my heart to see them being outtakes 

I can see the future Rolling Stone articles now…
 
“Rob Grant, hawaiian shirt hyperpop extraordinairé, is father to none other than Lana Del Rey. If you ever had a single doubt musical talent was genetic, Rob’s sophomore album has finally arrived with critical acclaim after its predecessor - Die to Live - outsold his own daughter’s breakthrough record in 2012. Rob accidentally revealed the title of his newest album at WaikikiFest 2023 after an onstage Piña Colada mishap <CLICK FOR PHOTOS> during his set. In turn, the long awaited album Ultrapeace has delivered exactly what its title promises: sultry, sensual, ukelele-driven piano ballads perfect for a warm evening on a hammock.”

If there’s some much work on for an album that means one thing….

 
 

Why would Rob travel to London in order to record his debut album? It doesn't make any sense. Besides, I doubt he'd be interested in releasing a solo record anyway, lol. 
Could she be working with Miles Kane and Alex Turner again? I mean, Dealer went viral and it's the most successful BB track...And she said she's very angry. I'm here for some unhinged psychedelic energy mixed with gorgeous orchestras and distorted Violet-esque soundscapes by Erickson, jazzy Honeymoon-esque songs by Nowels, and 808s/electric guitars (don't forget that Rob posted a pic of Antonoff with an electric guitar in the studio!)/Venice biatch realness by Antonoff. 
 
 

Wait... Tim Larcombe is British too. I'm ready for the slut drums to make a comeback 

Maybe its just the janitor messing around with the mix and Rob caught him in the act .
or it could be DragonWhore looking for tea to spill  

Stop I’m remembering the heart ❤️  emoji in the NFR booklet and the blood 🩸 emoji in the Arcadia lyrics 

Maybe she's working with yet another producer for the album or they are just mastering some of the songs in London for some reason and Rob's there cause he didn’t have anything better to do and wanted to learn about the process or something 
Alex Turner and Miles Kane are UK based so maybe we are getting another TSLP outtake 
I have to do my research to see if I can find who's that man in the picture 
Edit: I've checked Dealer, Thunder and California's full credits and stalked every man that did something audio engineering related and couldn't find the man in the picture (him facing away from the camera doesn't help)
And before you ask... yes I have a lot of free time today