Soso

What if that's like totally not the cover and she just cooked up this funeral pamphlet in piscart because she didn't want to show the cover yet? Cause I'll never believe that this will somehow transform into an actual cover
Im still 49% convinced that trpws doesn't exist

I just feel like when Lana is fully invested and satisfied with a project she lets us know by posting about it and being more present on social media, in the public, clips of things etc. The fact that she's still so quiet and absent, to me, shows that she still has different ideas and is working on it. I sense uncertainty and I sense something that isn't whole or together. I still don't think we're getting "The Right Person Will Stay" it feels like Rock Candy Sweet, even with her announcement it didn't seem real. We will see. 

Let me love you like a woman, take your titties to infinity

if i just SHIT my pants, clean it up with PANTENE shamPOO, and then send a picture for PrOOF, will you tell us something about the album? or should i just save myself the embarrassment and go in the LOO

i just know we're gonna be so gagged when we get the tracklist and cover

Last call (Hey, y'all)
Hang his hat up on the wall
Tell him that his cowgirl is gone
Come on and giddy-up
 
Calling herself a cowgirl, telling everyone to giddy-up, using the phrase “ya’ll” because she’s gone gone going country is pretty cute and pretty simple 🥰🥰 
 

 
I'm excited for Henry. I’m sure he’ll really blow everyone away when he finally comes. But we’re still not going to have a clear idea of what this album sounds like once he’s released. 

I mean, baby, come on
Do you think I'd really lose it on ya?
If you did nothing wrong, Henry, come on
 
 
I love cute lyrics about losing it on a partner 🥰🥰
 

I’m guessing it’s an outlier in production which to me is good news. Henry sounds like a bare bones song: acoustic guitar and simple, cute lyrics. Hopefully it means the other songs have a more dynamic production  style. I mean, the Fenway song sounds dark, moody and layered. 

I wish she’d just rip the band aid off and let us hear something. If Henry is the Change of the album like Pantene said and she still intends to release it as the first single, we aren’t going to have a clear idea of the albums soundscape for months. 

I think the delay of the album has little to do with the fact that other artists announced country albums after she announced Lasso. sure it was annoying but Lasso was set to release in September, after all those albums anyways. I really think the album got pushed out this far because her main focus hasnt been on music, but who can blame her, shes in love and living her life. It also seems that the album was just not done yet by her saying that she didnt want to turn it into something thats "half cooked". I think 2024 was a big year for lana and makes sense why she had that creative pause. I just think she just rethought the way she wanted the album to be so it delayed everything and thats fine tbh
 
https://people.com/lana-del-rey-interview-country-album-lasso-update-8734260#:~:text=Lana Del Rey Has Songs,to Be 'Half-Cooked'

this honestly got me cackling 

April 4th, it’s Friday and links on her website suspiciously displays 404 images 
 
https://lanadelrey.lnk.to/therightpersonwillstay

Henry come on…

Scrapping Tropico

Having the same opening and closing songs span multiple tours in the past but Venice Bitch closing only the NFR tour  and then completely taking it off the setlist after MITA 

0 Honeymoon album songs acknowledgement on tour since NFR era

Announcing shit before it’s ready for prime time
 
e.g. Yosemite, RBFY, Lasso….

Blue Banisters

Lasso September 2024 

Not finishing and releasing “Starry Eyed” for the Ryan Seacrest Foundation. 

I love her phone case. Gosh she’s so cute and random 

Oh it is definitely a Lolita situation/delusion going on but I’m honestly #werk
 
I’m happy she is living her dream 

she always does get more active before randomly dropping shit valentines day henry delulus where you at! 

like a fine fvcking wine...

she literally is hiding in Louisiana swamps. the Mother Ogre