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God Bless America stans won hard  and please I'm sorry for being excited and posting here all the time, I'm a cheerleader of this thread at this point lmao

The way they left the thread after you wrote this is so fucking funny

The way they left the thread after you wrote this is so fucking funny

They Came In A Measure

Ladies and gentlemen one and only: @JinnWithin
Please give them a round of applause

Slay, we love a non-binary monarch 

Ladies and gentlemen one and only: @JinnWithin
Please give them a round of applause

Aight, let me light a cigarette and have my clown dress on tonight...

in ~15 minutes

talkin about this 'q&a' like an album release or livestream 'what time is it' snsbsbsbs sorry i giggled 

citizens of Lanaboards, I've had access to a few songs of the album and will answer question if you'd like
Out of respect for Lana and her team I won't reveal the full names of the songs but here they are
 
B*** L*** T*** - this song is an invitiation
L** I* C****** F*** C******* - a weird experimental song, off to the races meets hope is a dangerous thing
S**** G****** E***** - diss track for haters
 

About this "insider or not" debate, like most here, I'm obviously taking this "new information" with a grain of salt because we have been fooled and lied to us here before in the pre-release threads over many years but meanwhile, it's just fun to speculate about the information they have given us. We've got nothing really to discuss about besides the fact that Lana promised to release two new singles by the end of 2024 (but we know what have happened to Lana's promises before, I mean even most of us lost hope that Lasso is going to be released in September). It's better than fighting over shananigans we've already witnessed in five pre-release threads before (crying over piano flops or Jack Antonoff or Nikki Lane). It's definitely better than that "July 30th website soft-launch thingy" we were kind of promised and it already drove quite many of us to the edge (maybe this era's peak delulu?) and it was actually nothing, we got no info about it and it wasn't really fun either. It's also better than vague Twitter 'pop-insider' tweets which tell us really nothing. Here we have had some fun and humor "decoding" those so-called mysterious song which titles were not given and also their somewhat song descriptions and the US election/singles release date saga have given us widebroad conversation and imagination of possible Lasso album sounds and rollout. It's better than having no kind of information and fighting over the same shit every year. I don't blame the people who do not believe this but I don't also blame people who believe this. The truth is that time will eventually tell if that person was right or told bunch of lies to us. Maybe someday, if we are lucky, Kintsugi (who is believed to be BOZ?) comes back here, or even Pantene or Eclipse, and if they want to, they will tell us if that person was lying or not and maybe spill more interesting tea about Lasso. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 

God no wonder Lana has sung about hating fame since Honeymoon, the comments about this man and their private life are so weird 
 
This is exactly what Chapell Roan meant in her instagram posts about not wanting her life under a microscope 

I don’t know what you wanna call it but that time she was singing million dollar man and went 
one for mOoOOOOoooNEY woahahhh 
TWO FOR THE SHOW
WOAHohOoOOh

Can we like stop calling him ugly? I feel like this whole thing that’s about to happen on the internet is going to 1) ruin their relationship 2) seriously distance Lana from her fanbase. It’s disgusting what huge Lana accounts are posting on Twitter rn and some of y’all are trying to do the same thing here as well 

can't wait for the unreleased break up song C U L8r Alligator 2 to leak

they r talking about the airboat entrance she is going to do for lasso world tour 

Reserving my question for tomorrow:
@JinnWithin: What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

affiliate program launching soon ❤️✨🚀

if this was a real insider why are they playing wheel of fortune with the song titles they ~supposedly heard~   they claim they know all the letters like just say the title atp if you really know instead of playing games of levitation

“pale honey” girl just say you want a piss colored vinyl and move onnnn

Well that was a big fat nothing.

Reserving my question for tomorrow:
@JinnWithin: What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

Quiet now children.
Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves
The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free
 

Y'all are really and I mean REALLY stretching / reaching with this  "southern gothic".
I know that there is a large french speaking population in Louisiana but still can we stop assigning "southern gothic" to everything?
Thank you