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if she cut my tears ricochet, betty, and the man but added the alchemy, i can do it with a broken beart, and down bad i would stop being a swiftie and sell my tickets 
cut literally anything for guilty as sin though idc. she could make the transition go from dont blame me to guilty as sin randomly in the rep set and i would still support it

if she were cutting songs i would choose
• the archer - i like it personally, but i know it’s not super exciting of a song
• marjorie - i know this wouldnt happen because it’s an important song to her, but i would cut it for ttpd
• tis the damn season
• i knew you were trouble - i wouldve rather had maroon, dbatc, red, or getaway car on the setlist over ikywt in the first place
• tlgad - this isnt that well loved of a song so out of all the folklore songs it would be the least missed 
• guitar surprise song - i prefer the piano songs and im starting to hate mashups so 
• midnight rain
vs what i would add to ttpd:
• guilty as sin - the best song
• fortnight - lead single
• ttpd - self explanatory
• florida / but daddy i love him - hear me out, these would be the best choices for either closing the set or the show 
 
but most of all she needs to cut midnight rain for maroon and mastermind for you’re on your own kid
agree on margarine and tlgad for sure!

I mostly picked the songs based on if there isn’t any crazy choreo or “iconic” part. I shouldn’t have put The Man though, as it has a big piece of set design. I do really think folklore needs to be trimmed though… I would even add TGLAD to the cut list but it does have quite a bit of choreo. I would cut Marjorie and Champagne Problems from Evermore because I kind of think they are a drag but I don’t see any world where Taylor would cut those.

if she cut my tears ricochet, betty, and the man but added the alchemy, i can do it with a broken beart, and down bad i would stop being a swiftie and sell my tickets 
cut literally anything for guilty as sin though idc. she could make the transition go from dont blame me to guilty as sin randomly in the rep set and i would still support it

my skips are i can do it with a broken heart (sometimes), the alchemy (also sometimes, i only hate the bridge but like the other parts), thanK you aIMee, i look in peoples windows (hate this song), the prophecy, sometimes cassandra, robin, and the manuscript
 
also i need to dedicate two or three hours of my time and just do the full song sorter for her discography. i cant rank them on my own 😭

if i ever have a heart attack, please resurrect me with The Alchemy 

https://jesseepinkman.tumblr.com/ttpdantsort
Song sorter!
Here's mine:
1    Guilty as Sin?
2    How Did It End?
3    But Daddy I Love Him
4    Down Bad
5    So High School
6    Peter
7    Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
8    The Bolter
9    My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys
10    The Black Dog
11    Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone)
12    loml
13    So Long, London
14    Who's Afraid of Lil Old Me?
15    The Tortured Poets Department
16    Fresh out The Slammer
17    The Alchemy
18    Clara Bow
19    I Hate It Here
20    Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine)
21    The Manuscript
22    thanK you alMee
23    The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
24    imgonnagetyouback
25    The Prophecy
26    The Albatross
27    Robin
28    I Look in People's Windows
29    Cassandra
30    I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
31    I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
Tip: don't choose you like both or no opinion or it will make you results way more inaccurate. I had to redo mine bc I chose I like both so much the first time and my list ended up being sooo off
(Yes that's I Can Do It with a Broken Heart dead last. I don't get the love for that song at all)

it's def for the delusional girlies. i personally love it, so many good lines and there and it's just so cunty in a way i cannot explain. i love the fourth wall breaks too! "lights, camera, BITCH, smile" forever iconic  The production is definitely not for everyone, it's very loud and very Jack. I like it better than Bejeweled tbh. 
 

i dont get the i can do it with a broken heart hype. sounds just like bejeweled but cornier and less of a bop. 

in an alternate universe, she would still mostly be posting publicly on her lanadelrey account, doing tons of promo on oceanblvd, and honeymoon would be a private insta with 450k followers that she opens once a year for an hour 

kinda want to join as madison beer but i just know id be booted first round 

i dont get the i can do it with a broken heart hype. sounds just like bejeweled but cornier and less of a bop. 

i dont get the i can do it with a broken heart hype. sounds just like bejeweled but cornier and less of a bop. 

Madison Beer - Silence Between Songs (Sweet Dreams Edition):
1. Spinnin
2. Sweet Relief
3. Envy the Leaves
4. 17
5. Ryder
6. Nothing Matters But You
7. I Wonder
8. At Your Worst
9. Showed Me (How I Fell In Love With You)
10. Home To Another One
11. Dangeroud
12. Reckless
13. Silence Between Songs
14. King of Everything
Sweet Dreams Edition:
15. Cruel World
16. Sweet Dreams 
17. Go to Bed 
18. Cool
19. Cherries
20. Blood On Your Shoes
21. Not Your Lover
22. What Love Means 

Madison Beer - Life Support (Confessions Edition):
1. The Beginning 
2. Good In Goodbye
3. Default
4. Follow The White Rabbit
5. Effortlessly
6. Stay Numb And Carry On
7. Blue
8. Interlude
9. Homesick
10. Selfish
11. Sour Times
12. BOYSHIT
13. Baby
14. Stained Glass
15. Emotional Bruises
16. Everything Happens For A Reason
17. Channel Surfing / The End
Confessions Edition:
18. Barbie
19. Pour One Out
20. Confession
21. Remember Me
22. Ferrari Drive
23. What’s A Girl To Do
24. Nice
25. Just A Girl

i dont get the i can do it with a broken heart hype. sounds just like bejeweled but cornier and less of a bop. 

in an alternate universe, she would still mostly be posting publicly on her lanadelrey account, doing tons of promo on oceanblvd, and honeymoon would be a private insta with 450k followers that she opens once a year for an hour 

in an alternate universe, she would still mostly be posting publicly on her lanadelrey account, doing tons of promo on oceanblvd, and honeymoon would be a private insta with 450k followers that she opens once a year for an hour 

in an alternate universe, she would still mostly be posting publicly on her lanadelrey account, doing tons of promo on oceanblvd, and honeymoon would be a private insta with 450k followers that she opens once a year for an hour 

i dont get the i can do it with a broken heart hype. sounds just like bejeweled but cornier and less of a bop. 

This was the biggest scam in history

this still being in featured topics  we are holding onto hope

Even better... they get the title of LanaBoards' Top Model 
 

Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model! 
 
LanaBoards' first reality show designed to find the greatest top model in all of LanaBoards!
And I am your host... Lindsay Lohan.
 

 
 
Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order
to make it to the next round. 
 
An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.
 
At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your summitted photo.
The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!
 
If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people
so choose your three wisely.
 
Feel free to ask any questions.
 

 
(Would love to get around 12-16 people to play )
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Challenge 3 on Page 14
 
This Weeks Models (Theme: Alter-Ego)
 
Challenge 4 Submissions
 
 
Week 1 Results on page 7
Week 2 Results on page 13
Week 3 Results on page 17
 
Placements:
 

those sad lana video edits that are about her weight are corny as fuck and weird.