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No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

Same, which scares me because if Lana really is going to do small shows those tickets are gonna be a bloodbath to get. 

What if I DM them that Tuesday is Queen of the Gas Station tik tok reveal and then she's re-releasing AKA next Friday 

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

he hasn't
edit: just for reference here's his reviews of recent female albums of LB faves
- björk, fossora: 5/10
- carly rae jepsen, the loneliest time: 6/10
- ethel cain, preacher's daughter: 6/10 i'm still absolutely PISSED about this
- rina sawayama, hold the girl: 5/10 also absolutely PISSED about this
- charli xcx, crash: 5/10
- lana del rey, blue banisters: 5/10

I don’t care a ton about critics’ opinions of music, but I just saw Anthony Fantano’s review of Midnights (kinda agree with his points for this specific record tbh) and SOTB was the song he praised the most!

I can second the fact I have gotten a TON of ads from Interscope about Lana in the last two weeks. On multiple platforms too advertising the spotify collection, which doesn't necessarily (since streaming revenue is abysmal) earn her a ton of money but it does get attention. Obviously they're gathering our attention for some reason... right? 

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

I can second the fact I have gotten a TON of ads from Interscope about Lana in the last two weeks. On multiple platforms too advertising the spotify collection, which doesn't necessarily (since streaming revenue is abysmal) earn her a ton of money but it does get attention. Obviously they're gathering our attention for some reason... right? 

There's also another version of the ad that asks you to sign up to her mailing list for upcoming announcements and releases 

I can second the fact I have gotten a TON of ads from Interscope about Lana in the last two weeks. On multiple platforms too advertising the spotify collection, which doesn't necessarily (since streaming revenue is abysmal) earn her a ton of money but it does get attention. Obviously they're gathering our attention for some reason... right? 

I wonder if we will get another picsart single artwork. I don’t think she would break the tradition she began with Hope is a Dangerous Thing, VB, Doin’ Time, LMLYLAW, TB, WW and BB singles. Honestly, kind of excited to see what she dreams up 

i fully believe BoZ bc he’s literally never been wrong (except when it comes to his taste and lana changing her mind) but these “insiders” are getting me hype  the more “insiders” to spill the closer we are to the album   KEEP IT CuMING

And ads are expensive... they wouldn't be promoting her now if there wasn't anything coming 

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

Scat attack exclusive pre-sale codes coming Tuesday 

Same, which scares me because if Lana really is going to do small shows those tickets are gonna be a bloodbath to get. 

Soon is not summer 2023 come on now,..that’s a stretch even for Lana.  Her team would be failing her if they didn’t launch the album before March at the latest.  Would hugely waste her current popularity on streaming platforms. Any label would be saying, ‘this album comes out now Lana and it’s time and fire your manager’….that’s what any label should be saying to ‘summer 2023’. 

I’m not trying to be dramatic but I literally have been getting Lana ads on Facebook and instagram every 30 minutes. They’re really pushing that Lana Del Rey complete collections playlist. She’s coming for blood red vinyls this era. 

Same, which scares me because if Lana really is going to do small shows those tickets are gonna be a bloodbath to get. 

What if I DM them that Tuesday is Queen of the Gas Station tik tok reveal and then she's re-releasing AKA next Friday 

We need to keep resubmitting corrections until the whole post is a blurry mess

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

No literally that's what I'm wondering.... Because I want to submit something cursed now 

i've actually heard this from a friend's friend's cousin's mother's dogwalker's hairdresser's dry cleaner's boyfriend who is a friend of an insider and i will say that barney's verse SLAPS like it will rip the hair out of everyone's scalps