Lasso

lana removed someone for telling her to release yes to heaven, as she fucking should. it’s one of the top comments with almost 200 likes  she’s doing her own thing and doesn’t need a bunch of tiktok mfs telling her what to release, especially since it’s unrelated to her new album. 


(btw this isn’t fake i checked his following and honeymoon is not on there lol)

omg her like a prayer era comparing religious ecstasy to orgasms 

omg her like a prayer era comparing religious ecstasy to orgasms 

the thing about sales is that stans are the only ones who care about it and make it a competition. everyone’s gonna be mass streaming her album and fighting miley stans on march 10, meanwhile lana will be writing poetry in her backyard oblivious to anything that’s going on. she’s already a multimillionaire set for life she could not care any less about that shit

not really. i had no enthusiasm for cocc and bb cause i knew she wasnt content with either of them, and that was pretty noticeable given how she talked about COCC in interviews and how little effort she put into BB. what i meant with "she has a plan" is that the album rollout is pretty solid because she's very confident in what she's doing. she took her time, she did a photoshoot, she had MULTIPLE producers on an album that has 0/16 reused tracks (first time this happens since Honeymoon, 7 years ago). i know we had a bad time these past 2 eras but this new one looks very promising (music wise, it's obvious there arent going to be any interviews)

hope the sample is from Beautiful and I hope it's a piano ballad about her toes
 
 
 
 
 
 
sorry I am so angry about not knowing the acronym 

I think (and someone said this here already) that she simply named it A&W cus she probably didn’t want to have the word whore in the tracklist, I personally love it ofc it’s iconic, but it’s a much more vulgar world than “bitch” in VB so she probably wanted to keep it at least somewhat family friendly and not come across as in bad taste. She’s a god-honouring woman after all  
this is probably also why NFR cover  had a version with abbreviation on it instead of the full title + the word “fucking” was censored in some places

not you saying “whore” is slang term for “woman”  like ik what you mean but… a slang term for “woman” would be like “gal” or someshit. not a misogynistic slur which has been used to dehumanise women for years… IDM women reclaiming it but pls  "woman" is not interchangeable w  "whore" or "bitch" etc 

claiming Galactic Hoe 

Or Jenny
Jenny jumped into the pool
She was swimming with nikki lane 

i personally prefer A&W but American Whore would attract people's attention. and that's the exact reason why i think Lana decided to name it A&W, so it doesnt blow up lmao we know she likes to stay low profile

If A&W doesn’t wreck my anus I will be filing a formal complaint

LMFAOOOO. It was for her only good album: "If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power". 

 
God bless they gay intern at UMG who hates halsey and sent me her vinyl. 🙏

LFL’s original concept.

Universal C*nt 

i usually dont take these kind of things seriously when it comes to lana cause they always end up being strange coincidences but this is too specific to be a coincidence like?? in the only two pics we have from chuck SOMEHOW her hair is IN THE PERFECT POSITION to ONLY SHOW TWO LETTERS that are AW 
 
A&W IS COMING 

this photo being posted yesterday.. AW showing
AW=American Whore
American Whore has 13 letters……. 
ITS COMING THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH CONFIRMED

ok so just before I go through 40+ pages of possible nonsense.... can anyone please tell me if anything happened after we discovered GPSOTSOMFWHDSF? thxxx 

when those slutty trap beats start playing 5 mins into American Whore

Im having a big Hope is a dangerous thing revival these days (perfect January song 🎶) and the homemade video is one of her best IMo. It is so intimate. A well-made homemade one  could very well do the trick in this era… alongside a high-budget one (Rich Lee, where are you when we need you the most?)

Random and off topic but I never realised how alike Lana and Chuck actually looked until I saw this photo... their faces are soo similar (almost like they're sisters)

deadass  you have to opportunity to ask lana any question about her music and this is what you come up with 

no but this is going to be living rent free in my mind now like it's so funny but also really telling

The question she ended up asking