Nevermind

I wish she'd made it purposeful for us to not know everything yet. Like tell us "Look at my favorite record shop's website!" or something and we'd have to see what she meant, check ameoba or some shop in south dekota or somewhere random. idk a lil hunt isn't bad, but this is so boring lmao

I can't wait for this damn tracklist to be releaved. It's bad enough that Lana isn't saying anything at all, this teasing and guessing games from insiders are getting tired. 

We've all had a Sean that majorly fucks us up bestie, I feel for LDR but I'm excited to see the sonic outcome of her processing her breakup  I need a sad, wordy, introspective, reflective, angry record to get me thru the spring 

i just read all 60 pages of this bullshit  
BOZ may have debunked burn me where you flop but he never denied An Eulogy For Who She Once Was lets move!!! ill tell the tiktok stans 

it happened in 2021, cocc in march and blue banisters in october. i'm here for dick tat2: the pussy piercing in october this year 

The way she probably wrote like ~30 songs in a year and a half   it's impressive 

I don't think I could handle another Yosemite situation, we're getting Loved You Then and Now/Rock Candy Sweet next album anyways 

At least she didn't mention any track names so far, so we won't be babbling about these missing songs for two more album cycles or until she finds them a home. 

She changed the tracklist days before sending this for pressing? My god, this woman  yeah she has LDR10 cooking up with those tracks she probably took off

Im still a Pad Thai truther 

Lana forcing Rob to go fishing so she can write a song about it
 

I'm still hanging onto my theory that Lana is continuing the pettiness by releasing the next single on the anniversary of Sean's wedding (January 15th-16th) 
Mainly because I want more content rather than the belief she'd do that but who knows 

with all this mess I don't know what to think anymore. Close this thread until Lana wakes up. 

BOZ & 111 seeing our delulu rn

imagine absolutely nothing so far has been true and everything was made up by Lana's team posing as the the trusted insiders just to keep any tea from getting out or the album from leaking

….so is our (mostly filled) tracklist the record we’re getting? Or is he implying we’re getting something completely different?
 
I’m just confused which alleged “version” of the album insiders have been describing…

Somebody was manifesting yellow vinyl with standard cover.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/lana-LDR9-IKEAEXCLU-Vinyl-B-2023030468/

WE WON!!!

It’s so embarrassing to think of the ATRL peeps looking down on us and giggling at how dumb some of us are
 
Like I think this is the worst shape this thread has ever been in and it honestly needs locking for 24hours to let everyone decompress. Cause for real how can you not tell when BOZ is joking and when he’s not.. like he was NOT admitting to being kuntsugi he was merely having fun
 
also I can’t tell which ones of y’all believe the fake track lists (that our own members posted) and which ones are in on the joke.. cause some of y’all definitely seem to believe them a little

If you all wouldn’t clog this thread with useless conversations this would be easier to keep track of 

I was on here yesterday- how am I 50 something pages behind

So everything we've been told for the past days turned out to be fake?

TUOB thread is in its psychological thriller era i see

New lyrics leaked by BOZ on ATRL
 
My father went out deep sea fishing and I sat on the edge of his boat
The minnows swam to my bare feet and bit the pink off of my toes