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Joni mitchell would be fun too I could a 90 year old woman from Saskatchewan

Joni mitchell would be fun too I could a 90 year old woman from Saskatchewan

I am 100% in if you are still taking people
Stevie Nicks or Fiona Apple or Chappell Roan is on her way

I am 100% in if you are still taking people
Stevie Nicks or Fiona Apple or Chappell Roan is on her way

I guess you could call it textbook ✨

I would like a chronological collection of rats spanning Lana's career from birth to beyond put together into a book with text so I can just look at them

I would like a chronological collection of rats spanning Lana's career from birth to beyond put together into a book with text so I can just look at them

If this dosent win thread of the year I will be physically upset like this is genuinely one of the best things I've seen in awhile. I've never felt more represented by a rodent before. I'm waiting for the day one of these ends up on Lana's story and then she writes a song about her fans turning her into rats

This is gonna be the most fun lanaboards has been in awhile

10/10 would attend the Lana Rat art exhibition 

Skims lana

Lanaboards is a Sacred Place Now - There Are Little Rats Dressed as Lana eras

Not Miranda going from the top to the bottom 
Whiplash

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Welcome back models. 
This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins.
 
Who else was scared? I was really really scared.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "AQUATIC CHIC"
 
After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results.
 
Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look.
 
I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr)
Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

BREAKING NEWS
 
In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 
 
According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 
 
This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.
 
TMZ has released their mugshot here:
 

 

NFR!

this BETTER win thread of the year at the lipsters  

aquatics a bore? not for mitski it’s not.
 
introducing my look for this weeks aquatic couture category
 
sporting a custom versace swimsuit, featuring a lyrca bikini bralette and a pencil thin swim skirt for lounging by the pool, mitski couldnt look more the part. the theme was couture, and thats what i am giving this week! this aint no boring target swimsuit henny
 
sporting a custom versace lilo made for mitski herself, she is swimming in the pool dua lipa shot her album cover for 'radical optimism' - with the original shark from the album cover making an appearance. this is to fit with the shark week theme
 
my stylist has opted for an italian sunset view for her shoot today, and it conveys the summer pool vibe i wanted to bring 
 
serving even in black and white - i would like the judges to consider the fact i had to submit in b&w, and appreciate i was still able to serve runway couture even whilst being sabotaged!
 
my submission:

 
 
 
lookbook (not my submission but for context):
 
custom versace look
 
custom versace pool floatie - the definition of couture! (original image)
 
original image
 

If you make an nfr rat I might be tempted to get it tattooed

Omg guys im literally kicking my feet rn. Im soooooo happy that you like my rats. I will try to make every request in a few minutes 
 

If you make an nfr rat I might be tempted to get it tattooed

If you make an nfr rat I might be tempted to get it tattooed

Good morning models.
Welcome to Shark Week.
 

 
For this challenge we are trading in runways for run...waves. 
 
That's right! Your theme this week is "Aquatic Chic"
 
You will have 20 hours to submit your best photo in your most dapper swimsuit or creative marine environment.
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is the critically acclaimed photographer AND Met Gala entrepreneur... @Unknown
 
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Miranda (@lmdr ) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is...Mitski  (@ultrabanisters)
 
Mitski, for this challenge you are forbidden to submit a photo in colour. It must be in black and white.
Everyone else may use colour to their advantage.
 
Good Luck!

Here is your updated portrait and cast list:
 

 
Top Row:
Britney Spears ( @bia), RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton), Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir), Miranda Cogrove ( @lmdr), Mitski ( @ultrabanisters), Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven),
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing), Tinashe ( @TheBoss), Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue), Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
Bottom Row:
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury), Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven), Charli XCX ( @bunoner), Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
 
 

i speak for myself and @Surf Noir when I say that we need Lizzy Rat
this is one of the only things keeping my mental health stable btw, thank you

If you make an nfr rat I might be tempted to get it tattooed