coneaire

she needs to pull a

The concept of hearing Henry in full for the first time on a random TikTok with people screaming at the top of their lungs during her Stagecoach set is so anticlimactic after the year plus wait  

Manifesting to see this when I wake up tomorrow 
 
[Notes to Mods] - this is NOT A TROLL, the edit is just for speculation / manifestation purposes only.

Leak Earthquake Final while we wait

I haven’t listened to the Henry snippet since Lana announced it as the lead, but this morning I woke up and had the “last call hey yall” melody in my head and had to listen and omg. Long and boring, disposable snoozefest, sirens on a budget, whatever negative description is given to this song I truly don’t give a FUCK. Lana and guitar are a match made in heaven and my fellow Nectar of the Gods, Unidentified flying bill, Earthquake fans are about to EAT!!!!

TAP Management is getting CREATIVE in their album rollout promos 

Now girl...  THIS IS WHAT LANA IS DOING THIS US, MAKING US CREATE AI INTERVIEWS BECAUSE WE'RE STARVING

Good luck competing with Nintendo Switch 2 Direct

Is he blinking once or like infinite amount of times here..

the album begins with the hum of the swamp - frogs croaking, cicadas buzzing, rain pattering against the swamp water. a low rumble of thunder rolls in the distance. slowly, the storm clears. the same exact bird from is this happiness is chirping, a wind chime stirs, golden sunlight filters through the trees. then - faint at first - footsteps crunch on gravel, coming closer and closer. a wooden box creaks open. the delicate chime of a lullaby music box twinkles to life, growing louder, pulling you in. and then: lilacs in my mind, all the time, are blooming beautifully. a new day has dawned on the swamp. 

Because we’re getting it tomorrow 

These insiders always have the worst taste so consider it a win when they don't like something 

everybody knew henry would be a single, why boz is suddenly acting surprised  they just want their five minutes of fame 

always one to ruin the mood bye 

Crashing out over a random pic that she edited in picsart without Ben’s knowledge and with no release date

not the twitter insiders again, we were doing so good 

no to be honest:
I need Lana to do a jazz lounge ambient album - something in the vein of "Just a Burning Memory"

I get your manifestation method girl, keep it up

"Did you know that I clocked that gag chile?" the lead single from Lana Del Rey's brand new album The Right Diva Will Slay That Gagged Clock will be out Slaypril 89th

When will it be Lana's turn to feature on the Hot Ones show ?

WAIST DEEP IN ICY WAVES

Tough is not aging that well for me 
 
Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy it and it's catchy, but it's so cheesy I am not surprised a child was involved in the writing. Almost the whole song is just listing "tough" things, when almost none of them are tough. Like the stuff in your grandpa's glass, girl please he better be drinking some sketchy ass moonshine.
 

 
I'm glad Lana wasn't that involved in the writing lolol

cute but forgettable 

all the fake twitter insiders quoting other fake insiders