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Please ignore any cringe worthy sentences (and I'm sure there's many) but oh shit at least I tried...
 
 

I don't have stories to share, but god, I'd love it if one day a guy poured chocolate syrup on me (you know the places ) and licked it off. Honey, too. Whipped cream.. Akbshdlahshsatagshjdlsksdh.

An ex poured some on me before heading south. If it both shuts them up and keeps em down there for longer, why not.

IMO Florence has an awful voice and I feel that her music is extremely pretentious

Are you shading me?

(( I wonder if Lana will comment on it on twitter... I really wish she had a more personal twitter D:

this still happening?

Probably Cola and American!

I got the flower-pattern blouse it's so elegant and light to wear, I adore it. I wanted to get the 'Angora' jumper too but I had something similar already. Now I see it was a good decision.

To be honest I only wear clothes that a various shades of black, grey or white and I already have a grey dress so... Didn't buy anything.

Bel Air definitely

This is correct.
 
And yeah, extra typing concerns be damned.
 
Also, people who do not like or even actively hate I Sing The Body Electric need to check into an asylum.

Fucking in the back yard
Fucking in your fast car
Yelling out my name
 
Fucking with a beer
Fucking over here
Play your rodeo games
 
There goes my favourite sun dress
I'm already undressed
Take your dick to brown town
 

omg I'm nominated!
I wasn't expecting it at all, thank youuuu :love:
 
Vote for me and I'll give you free cookies (I got this)

haven't had a drink in seven years my ass

Yes, this is what I'll be posting about once I've finished following up on one last thing. Stay tuned.

My brother, sister, and I were obsessed. A family friend knows 'Lemony Snicket' so got us a signed book. He signed it, 'To the ____Triplets~ Three Future Orphans.' Aged 7 we were scarred for life.

nobody mentioned the Cony island thing, or the daddy refrences

i'm so excited for the paradise edition, i'm going to cry myself to sleep ugh, cola and bel air... :love:

I love listening to that verse over and over, it's fun.

Wearing her quirky catch-phrases to death. Has anyone ever really stopped to look at the title "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)"? Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, enough is enough! You know, I have a minute to kill, I'm going to make the whole AKA album with Gramma-esque titles.
 
1. Kill Kill (Florida Dark Surf Paradise)
2. Queen of the Gas Station (Neon Chevrolet Darling)
3. Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light?)
4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)
5. For K Part 2 (Rehab Daddy Issues)
6. Jump (Sonic Palm Tree Cocaine Heart)
7. Mermaid Motel (Miss America Gogo Dancer)
8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South Pickup Truck Baby Doll)
9. Pawn Shop Blues (Hotel Jesus Meth)
10. Brite Lites (Jersey Dance Queen Lolita)
11. Put Me in a Movie (Little Girl Cinema Noir)
12. Smarty (Dope Criminal Pin-Up)
13. Yayo (Retro Boss Axl Rose Husband)
 
That came way too easy.

RANT RANT RANT DONT LISTEN TO ME OK
DIS BITCH NO NEED 2 CUM TO USA SHE NEED 2 CUM TO DA FOKIN UK !!!! WOT DA FOK R U DOIN LANA I DNT WANNA GO ON A BEACH WIF U, I DONT C NO BEECH IN MANCHESTER, DO U?!?! U BETTER GET IN MANCHESTER IN DAT RUBY LOUNGE AND U BETTER PERFORM FOR ME, FOR ME, BETTER SING WITHOUT U AND THINK OF ME WHEN U SAY PRETTYCAMERAS BCOZ MA TWATTIR NAME IS PRETTYCAMERAS RYT AND U FOLLOW ME SO DONT GIVE ME ANY SHIT LANA
omg that was the best rant ever^