Heroin

The fact that people still judge how good an album is based on it's era is sad.

I keep imagining myself locked in a padded cell, straitjacket on tight. Rocking back and forth mumbling, almost incoherently “In the car, in the car, in the backseat I'm your baby”.

I honestly feel sorry for Lana (and this is coming from someone who’s been as pissed as the next person regarding this whole era). I truly feel like she poured her soul out for us on HIATD and NONE of us appreciated it. We’ve all been ungrateful/ begging for more/ harassing her from every avenue for months now. I didn’t really feel sorry for her up until this whole not showing up for the Met Gala situation. I know it sounds superficial, but I think this might be a cry for help on some level. I see her feeling disillusioned about something in a way (whether it be regarding fame, money, love, age, etc). I think we should really lay off, especially if we actually are getting a new song on May 20th (here’s hoping). I was the first to say I would never forgive Lana for this era, but now I’m having a change of heart. We all love her and no one else’s music has ever made us feel as understood as hers has. Shouldn’t that count for something more than our bitter petty jokes about Cha Cha Matcha and insta baddies on this trainwreck of a fan site??
 

"sir our phone lines are down"
 
"why? what are the calls for?"
 
"sounds like at least 55 faggots a minute calling us just to screech about lana dal rey's song?"

Our waiting paid off, gurls
 

WE FUCKING DID IT THE ALBUM IS COMINGGGGWHAT IF THE COVER OF NFR IS THE COVER ART AND THE TRACKLIST GETS REVEALED

SHUT THE FUCK UPSKSKKSKSKS IM-

https://wildsycamore.tumblr.com/post/184580844804/is-there-any-chance-well-ever-get-life-is
 
don't play this game bbe unless you're for real

You should be. This is what he thinks about the fanbase, the people who have lined not only lana's pockets the last 7 years but his too! I'm not saying he has to respond to every fans rude ass remark but jfc he could have like a grain of professionalism about his responses. What album that has 3 singles out has no release date?

WHERES YOSEMITE BEN GODDAMNIT

i wonder if lana is going to comment about today... that comment section is fag war 1

When lanaboards was at war we just kept identifying colours

i heard there was going to be a mess so i came as soon as i could

Maybe if y'all forget that "but will this record top UV" mentallity you'd end up enjoying her new albums more. Just a thought 

I expect the next weeks to be a bit more quiet... We will have by then two singles... And she's been real quiet between the end of the tour and last week. If her absence made her compose songs like MAC, I really don't mind the absence lol.
 
And at the end of the year, another single drop, maybe? With the infos of the album (date, cover, release).
See, that's the thing with Lana: I never saw her as a sad girl. A girl that loves to feel in very intense ways, either the good or the bad. She is just honest. Her sadder songs feel like a photograph in time of what she was feeling at the moment (a sadder moment of her life). She is one of the few that express all that she is feeling. Ahd she is realistic too: happiness is fragile, and we all have our demons to face from time to time. 

As a non native English speaker I got a heart attack when I heard "Top of the year" because I thought that it meant like November or December 2019 
 
I'm so relieved to learn that it actually means the opposite 

Annie vs The Gays

As a non native English speaker I got a heart attack when I heard "Top of the year" because I thought that it meant like November or December 2019 
 
I'm so relieved to learn that it actually means the opposite 

As a non native English speaker I got a heart attack when I heard "Top of the year" because I thought that it meant like November or December 2019 
 
I'm so relieved to learn that it actually means the opposite 

Fuck I'm having flashbacks to the L4L premiere, I love when Lana premiers a new song on radio IT'S SO EXCITING

Fuck I'm having flashbacks to the L4L premiere, I love when Lana premiers a new song on radio IT'S SO EXCITING

Fuck I'm having flashbacks to the L4L premiere, I love when Lana premiers a new song on radio IT'S SO EXCITING