Escapism

who is this random woman and why is she on the premises? 

CONFESSIONAL
 

We’ll go to the gun range after!

confessional
 
 

My family is looking for me? I  felt this love. i felt the need for me back home. Goodbye girls…. find the peace you desire and  love you crave except for Mirdana cosgrove despicable young lady with a ‘tude . 
My aquatic look asked of me “dont make waves, makes WAVES BYE.” 
Shout out to the great RuPaul , Ms grant and Mitski with the leaves. 
Love, THE Jane Fonda. 

naur jane 

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Welcome back models. 
This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins.
 
Who else was scared? I was really really scared.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "AQUATIC CHIC"
 
After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results.
 
Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look.
 
I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
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Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
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Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are still in the running.
 
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr)
Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

Jane was hating on some of y'all so much she forgot to submit 

We interrupt this broadcast to visit Rejects Resort, where the losing models can cry over their losses and drink expensive champagne!
 
Here they are enjoying themselves in the hot tub!
 

LMAO did Jane forget to submit  I guess the dementia is setting in  

THIS MADE ME CACKLE LMAOOO

I don’t want to get fired/sued, so I won’t say right know in case it’s meant to be a secret… a bit of an unexpected pairing, but hoping it’s iconic. (regarding the look)
Only a few more days!
 

I'm even more excited for this then I was for the Grammys or any other award show

I trust you considering you accurately broke the news that she was doing the W Magazine back in 2022.. thank u legend for giving us something to feed on, I’m so excited to see the look too! Xx

also anna cofone's major celebrity client is lana currently (altho she used to style dua lipa's hair long time ago, she also did cher's hair in london fashion week this year but that was only once), her other clients are mostly models, so her posting the met gala trailer in her insta stories was definitely for lana

Lana as Aurora 

I’m guessing Chanel or Miu Miu, I don’t think she has ever really worked with those brands before. I’d love Versace though. 

I remember when Lana was supposed to attend the met a year or two ago but instead she was just sleeping at home GOODBYE

My mind is just about to explode, I'm so excited, I'm feeling so fucking giddy. Never thought I would say this but can Monday come sooner pleaaaase? Never waited for a Monday like that 

Unexpected!! Well she’s been dressed by a few designers lately so I guess that’s all the ones she’s worked with recently off the cards! 

i'll be the fourth... count me in!
 

 
 
(ignore the gun... i was just filming a music video on my webcam for my new song scarface and it's quite dramatic)