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Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future 
 

 

In the land of page 666 I was an angel


 
LIVING IN THE GARDEN OF EVIL
 

my baby used to dance underneath my architecture  
 

the lipsters were obsessed with the preorder for the next best american record
 

YOU SHOULD STAY THAT CLOSE TO JESUS

 
KEEP THAT BOTTLE IN YOUR HAND, MY MAN

no more candle in the wind 
 

tulsa jesus freak

 
grenadine quarantine

 
let me love you like a woman

The last drop of seratonin left in my brain on September 5th
 

GLOW IN THE DARK 

But Lana also wrote, recorded, produced, mastered and put out Looking For America in less than 24 hours... the ATRL insider said that the album was being mastered already so if her guitarist was at the studio last week and Ben said that the album is not finished maybe they're doing some tweaks or she's just adding one more song to the album and the whole thing is being finished. She still has 10 days, and we literally heard her say the release date. Unless she comes and tells us the date has changed I still believe in a 4th/5th release.
 

Lana finally nailed the science behind her fan base  
 

my last remaining braincell after skimming through the last 15 pages:
 

On Saturday she will share a picture on Instagram announcing her new hairstylist.  Whilst Sheridan deletes all the Lana related posts.    

he just tagged people who worked on that 2017 photoshoot he posted to give em credit

Thinking about how random it would be for her hairstylist of all people to tease that something will be announced - it seems quite uneventful for just an announcement with no instant gratification to be shrouded in this “surprise-mystery.”
 
That’s why I think whatever Sheridan was referring to is a release of music of some sort, whether it’s a single + video or the whole album. If it’s the former, then I would expect the album cover and tracklist and pre-order to be revealed alongside it, but the rabbit and hat emojis he used that imply a “surprise-trick” of some sorts line up too well with Lana saying she wanted to “release [the record] as a surprise-release in the next 12-13 months” last year. 

So this is what Lana meant...

This gif NEEDS to be an emote like RIGHT NOW 

Manifesting now : Lana performing VMAS and in the end says my new album is out, stream it now and it’s online!

Lana on September 5th when we storm her IG comments and DMs
 

This has probably been mentioned before, but remember when she started to talk about the next album after UV. I think at some point "Music To Watch Boys To" was a working title that she mentioned somewhere.
Similarly to mentioning "White Hot Forever" shortly after NFR came out, which turned out to be only a working title.
I just...
 

 
 

Its the way we go from "thats it, album isnt finished, she lied again see u in november" to "wbk preorder and single on saturday, she knows exactly what shes doing" every hour

The Lanaboards Institute For The Criminally Delusional is alive and breathing  

Not Lana becoming a tiktoker and a twitch streamer in the same year