Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[paradisetropico 7,916]

when I was a vegetarian for a year I gained lot of weight because of CARBS and thats the tea!

[Masochism 15,400]

 lana is the skinniest person ever, the only thing fat about her is her brain, ugh a genius, have you heard venice bitch yet? 

[salvatore 21,769]

What is that gif from I just spit on my computer

sis i don't know i stole it from some gay on atrl like everybody does

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

On another note, I think it'd b great if Lana had a lyric about biscotti. What a pretty word 

[Limelight 4,708]

I don't. But there is a difference between being a McDonalds addict and lecturing people about what they totally should cut out of their diet. It's just as annoying to cook with someone who doesn't like anything that's not full of sugar as it is to cook with someone who will tell you how terriblely unhealthy that inch of yoghurt is you put into the salad

I don't care what people do tbh, but then you can't be mad at others for calling them fat if they put on weight. Make up your mind

 

+ I don't impose my food choices on people, I just tell them no thanks.

 

 

 

when I was a vegetarian for a year I gained lot of weight because of CARBS and thats the tea!

Vegetarians eat dairy and all that shit honey.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

It's gonna be a long winter 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2VacOxUrvk
 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

Happy Halloween everybody

[Serene Queen 4,786]

Happy Halloween everybody

its september

[Jean 4,117]

Happy Halloween everybody

Wrong month.

[Fingertips 72,040]

I have officially declared that Venice Bitch is her best and most ambitious song

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

I just fucking remembered that w/ every record comes an album trailer.. . this is gonna be good. When it comes. soon 

[cognaclilac 1,538]

I just fucking remembered that w/ every record comes an album trailer.. . this is gonna be good. When it comes. soon 

 

but if it's gonna be shot on the 8mm app then i don't know, what's she gonna do?

is she gonna climb a tree?

[Lust 4,031]

she's never gonna top the lust for life album trailer

[Fingertips 72,040]

she's never gonna top the lust for life album trailer

 

Um she never even topped the Ultraviolence trailer lol

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

but if it's gonna be shot on the 8mm app then i don't know, what's she gonna do?

is she gonna climb a tree?

Shaddup now I actually wanna see that happen LMAO 

she's never gonna top the lust for life album trailer

 

Um she never even topped the Ultraviolence trailer lol

 !! !

[annedauphine 35,896]

but if it's gonna be shot on the 8mm app then i don't know, what's she gonna do?

is she gonna climb a tree?

Omg yall remember this very not know fact about Lana that she once climbed a tree and either cracked a rib or broke a leg I don't remember... I'm not crazy but I'm a stalker and I KNOW I read about this somewhere hidden on here... And it had an impact on her somehow

 

So to answer your question, be careful what you wish for

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

Omg yall remember this very not know fact about Lana that she once climbed a tree and either cracked a rib or broke a leg I don't remember... I'm not crazy but I'm a stalker and I KNOW I read about this somewhere hidden on here... And it had an impact on her somehow

 

So to answer your question, be careful what you wish for

WTF I mean she's ok now, but was she ok wut

[annedauphine 35,896]

WTF I mean she's ok now, but was she ok wut

I'm going crazy to find this tiny bit of info... @@evilentity or someone can you back me up

[annedauphine 35,896]

Omg found a proof, I'm not insane, it has been talked on here, she def fell from a tree, thanks @Amadeus 

 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8635-lust-for-life-pre-release-thread/page-804&do=findComment&comment=466521

[Fingertips 72,040]

Lana: the song being released in October isn't very exciting and going to be a more "serious" track

 

*drops her next best song*

 

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