Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[movebaby 5,379]

i know we go wayyyyyyy off topic in here all the time but in fairness it's pretty hard to stay on topic when the topic doesn't exist

[Ryusei 5,020]

why do I feel like this site is too far gone so even if she does release the album and it will be amazing people will still be negative about it

[divebarsinger 2,715]

ugh i cant wait for March 3020 either!

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i knew doin time wouldn't cut it as a 'lana classic' or anything and people would fall out of love with it, think it's cos it's so repetitive

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Come on guys, let's be honest and accept TNC as Lana's worst song

[Rorman Nockwell 54,836]

why do I feel like this site is too far gone so even if she does release the album and it will be amazing people will still be negative about it

 

I fear it's going to be like going to a 5-star restaurant and having to wait 3 hours for your entree. Even though the food is spectacular, you're still pissed off.

 

I'm far too poor to go to a 5-star restaurant, though, so I wouldn't actually know.

[Beautiful Loser 47,389]

i meannnnn............ the fact that doin' time, a.k.a a (bad, let's face it) COVER is her most streamed song on spotify makes me wanna scream... like ppl really stream whatever the hell this is instead of Ride or Terrence Loves You? nonsense. absolute nonsense. I've only listened to the snippets and it's terrible, i refuse to listen to the whole thing. nuhu.

Hold up... most streamed song?? Wouldn’t that be like Young & Beautiful, Summertime Sadness remix or Video Games?

[heroindealer 8,851]

doin' time is her worst song

white m*stang says hi

[movebaby 5,379]

white m*stang says hi

 

THANK YOU

[ChaoticLipster 24,108]

ugh i cant wait for March 2020 either!

I’m not sure I can survive that long without food for my ears

white m*stang says hi

Summer bummer

[domandapiano 11,679]

I mean. Guns and Roses. And I don’t even hate it.

[movebaby 5,379]

white m*stang says hi

 

Summer bummer

 

I mean. Guns and Roses. And I don’t even hate it.

 

every one of these is an extremely valid submission

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Betty Boop Boop, Maja Maja & Moi Je Joue are somewhere laughing their asses off

[Rorman Nockwell 54,836]

Oh, we're doing this again, are we?

It's obviously Coachella and anyone who doesn't think it's Coachella should put rocks in their socks, jump in a river, and as you are drowning, you can still find solace in the fact that you will never have to hear Coachella ever again.

[heroindealer 8,851]

Oh, we're doing this again, are we?

It's obviously Coachella and anyone who doesn't think it's Coachella should put rocks in their socks, jump in a river, and as you are drowning, you can still find solace in the fact that you will never have to hear Coachella ever again.

I genuinely like Coachella.. I think it’s because of the outro because the rest is just meh

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

I wanted to like Guns and Roses so bad when I read the title, I have Slash’s signature tatted on me but that song... she’s such an ugly bitch. Roachella is competing for ugliest bitch too though

[kitschesque 9,878]

why do I feel like this site is too far gone so even if she does release the album and it will be amazing people will still be negative about it

 

Once she releases the damn thing it'll be cohesive, creative in terms of writing, interesting in terms of actual music and all that so people will instantly love it. If not, it'll grow into another untouchable in its entirety masterpiece among fans just like UV over time. And also it'll clear my skin. There is NOTHING that can make this album bad except for NOT RELEASING IT AT ALL LOL

 

Just the thought of VB belonging to an album makes my nipples pop. And then there's HTD and In Your Car on top of that and God knows what else.

 

I logged in for 5 minutes before bed and I'm logging off. I got mad at her again for hiding it from us

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

THANK YOU

Lol what are you smoking girlies? Her worst song is In My Feelings, obviously

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Roll With Me, guys

[poetic jess 2,323]

Coachella and In My Feelings are her two worst original songs, and if she has any songs on NFR in the same lane as those two... ugh... I’d hate to imagine it.

[KingJay 2,991]

why do I feel like this site is too far gone so even if she does release the album and it will be amazing people will still be negative about it

That’s exactly what is going to happen lol. And watch, they’re going to switch on LFL and call it amazing, which it is.