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Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

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ilovetati    15,295

ilovetati
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Hi gays, can we pls have a gag order on discussion of whether or not Venice Bitch is the best thing since sliced bread? I think we've beaten that dead horse into extinction. Pls & thx. Sincerely, my sanity

 

Inb4 a dissertation about why you shouldn't have said this.

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salvatore    21,763

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venice bitch is top 5 in doscography coming for that number 1 slot spot on the dippity dot of the probable maybe potential inconclusive and unconfirmed and versatile and volatile and efervescent and everchanging tracklist of normany fucking rockwellionton the sixth studious studio grade A exemplary album in a long line + 1 ugly dumbfuck child of albums released by elizabethian coolwhip ranch government pell Grant aka LabanaBoards Del Mar Del Raisin and nothing could ever possibly stop her from doing such atroidinary and extroidanary and steroidinary things li

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Psychedelic Pussy    28,936

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venice bitch is top 5 in doscography coming for that number 1 slot spot on the dippity dot of the probable maybe potential inconclusive and unconfirmed and versatile and volatile and efervescent and everchanging tracklist of normany fucking rockwellionton the sixth studious studio grade A exemplary album in a long line + 1 ugly dumbfuck child of albums released by elizabethian coolwhip ranch government pell Grant aka LabanaBoards Del Mar Del Raisin and nothing could ever possibly stop her from doing such atroidinary and extroidanary and steroidinary things li

wow you took the words right out of my mouth

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salvatore    21,763

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ke maybe potentially possibly releasing another song in closeness and orbiting such greatness as venucci thrussy and bitch like a dog and she only ever reallydates dogs but no beastiality and beauty cause she is not beautfl and somebody lied to her several times saying her poetry was hot and it was nothing of the sort nothing like that but what is beautiful is mariners apartment complex on a breezy and oceany and windy and kinda sunny but also mostly cloudy the big puffy circumulous and psinius kinda that look like bleached cotton candy peppering down ashes of invisible smok onto all the children and the children's children in this very very very very very every very veryr very very veyr vyerv yerve yrevvye hot planetal orbting earth because mariners apartment compex gives off such nongreasy and healthy kale wehategrass symptonmonius vibes that can only be surmounted by another beachy breezy easy peazy squeezy easy breezy beautiful cover girl type song that can only really come close to surmounting the unstoppable and immovable mountain of MAC like the big ac but less fat and more flop and no cheese because she's done no promo for this album that is rumored and hypothesized to be 13 tracks long but she has never even confirmed this and not even apostoles can confirm that and he fucked little boys and was usually kinda right at times for ancient grecian sbut not for miss lana banana bobanan fee fi fo fum danamal copa cabana cubana hannah montana del riggery because you know what i can't tell anyorre what songs might be on the album and in your car sounds like a very very very nice song and title and track and singular sole uno record to listen to among the same cardinal and cardiovasular arterous vein that you can find venice bitch swimming through i your bloodstream like a dazzling and 80s scented gondola strolling through the crowded muddy water circuits of venice italy not to be confused with venice californium or venice texas or even paris texas because lana could never screw up her geography and in your car sounds like that and howt do spiepear sounds kinda like an olden book with the leathery spine that's kinda like mine with the twine from a past cows uterus woven into soft silk then put through tumultuous quests to find it's inner being and personal direction in this journey and game we all cal life an

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13bitches    6,175

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^agreed

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If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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PerwinkleDreams    6,797

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wait is peroxide leaked_version?? I left lb as soon as lfl was released lol but that long ass post made me wonder..

Beep beep muthafucka! Jk no I'm not that famous legend sadly :creep: girl me and that bitch used to fightttttttt ugh those were the days

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FallingCherry    7,731

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Loooooool at first I thought that's what she meant. I was like, "wtf, who is Norman and he is sexually fucking Rockwell? Why did she choose this ugly title?" How naive I was

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I'll do it for the right reasons

Withstanding all the time, changes and seasons

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Ultra Violet    18,429

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Who are these bitches that get to be friends with her? And how do I become one of them? Lana we’re almost the same age and I do several of the things on your baddie inventory list. If I were one of her bitches I’d make her spill some tea on nfr. The way this era has gone makes me believe these girls are a terrible influence on her

Omfg yas Lana or just stop hanging out with girls your age. Go back to the 60 year old married men pls and thank u x

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