Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Nobody 21,525]

Imagine just finding this website for the first time and then discovering this thread and opening it to this 

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Ugh sis I think I've had bad luck because most of my guys have been 6 inches or under... except for a couple short guys who had 7 - 8 inches but girl it was not fun at ALL. Just pure pain tbh. But I don't know I'm not really crazy about dick size, as long as you can hit my prostate properly which is located 3 inches into your anus, so truly size don't matter. I just care about faces (and thickness) But it'd be fun to be with an 8 incher one more time

I've had my fair share of "Mr Too Big"s and that's how I realized I'll never be able to give birth naturally lol. A huge dick is fun to look at, but I'm not putting that fucking Monster can in my pussy

 

 

 

 

 my ass is more resilient tho

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

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[ilovetati 15,299]

I was going to respond about bussies, but then I remembered how many 14-15 year old members there are

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

AnalBoards.com

 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

Does anyone else immediately scroll down to the bottom of the thread everytime they click on it to check how many users are reading the topic? I lowkey always do it hoping it says something like "100 members are reading this topic".... ugh i wish something would happen

[lanangel 934]

daily lana do anything pls the gays are wilding post

[salvatore 21,769]

i wonder if lana brushed her teeth today

[American Bottom 16,229]

i wonder if lana brushed her teeth today

Speaking of, does Charlie have the same condition that the kid from Stranger Things has?

[salvatore 21,769]

Speaking of, does Charlie have the same condition that the kid from Stranger Things has?

 

gap teeth?

[American Bottom 16,229]

gap teeth?

A gap is like one space between each tooth. They have a whole section of teeth missing in the front

[Serene Queen 4,786]

Speaking of Charlie, I read that he was arrested, when and for what?

[Creyk 11,699]

Speaking of Charlie, I read that he was arrested, when and for what?

Drug possession.

[Cinnastan 48]

Albums I need right now:

 

Lana - NFR

Kanye - Yeezus

Rihanna - R9

Cardi B

Grimes

Sky Ferrera - Masochism

The Weeknd

Tame Impala

Juice WRLD - Death Race For Love

Lil Uzi - Eternal Etake

Flying Lotus

Mark Ronson

Billie Eillish

Carly Rae Jepsen

Sophie

Ski Mask the Slump God & Juice WRLD - Evil Twins

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red

Major Lazer - Music is the Weapon

Gunna - Drip or Drown 2

Young Thug

Charli XCX

Vampire Weeknd

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Speaking of Charlie, I heard he played on our uh uh sports team and that song "his man, her man, how about the weather" that Lana wrote was about him being on our uhhh sports team

[YUNGATA 14,955]

Let's try and keep this on topic please, there's so many other threads you can discuss assholes in but NFR pre-release thread don't care 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Albums I need right now:

 

Lana - NFR

Rihanna - R9

Britney Spears - B10

Mars Argo - M1

Fixed it!

[American Bottom 16,229]

Speaking of Charlie, I heard he played on our uh uh sports team and that song "his man, her man, how about the weather" that Lana wrote was about him being on our uhhh sports team

We love playing with balls!

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Let's try and keep this on topic please, there's so many other threads you can discuss assholes in but NFR pre-release thread don't care

I guess we can talk about the color again

 

So you guys, what color does your brain produce while listen to one of the short snippets from NFR mines green

[Creyk 11,699]

Speaking of Charlie, I heard he played on our uh uh sports team and that song "his man, her man, how about the weather" that Lana wrote was about him being on our uhhh sports team

I heard this too. it's crazy Lana has been famous for 7 years and we still don't have empirical proof of his gayness.