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The era of Lizzy is over. The era of Lana is over. Gone are the days of cocaine snorting cherry cola drinking lolita grinding on daddy's limp Hawaiian Tropic tinted dick while weeping about her trailer park heroin addicted ex on deathrow to the tune of tumblr grunge blog soundtracks.

This just might be the best thing I've ever read on this forum oh my god :air:

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The era of Lizzy is over. The era of Lana is over. Gone are the days of cocaine snorting cherry cola drinking lolita grinding on daddy's limp Hawaiian Tropic tinted dick while weeping about her trailer park heroin addicted ex on deathrow to the tune of tumblr grunge blog soundtracks.

 

It was cute, but it's time to move awn.

 

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I'm here for the era of Elizabeth  :defeated:  a modern, reflective, conscious woman who finds joy and peace in the simple, small things.

 

 

And I totally get some of the backlash. As time goes on, the mystique and ethereal quality of Lana Del Rey starts fading. The more dimensions of her we see, the bigger her character and the universe of ideas she imbued on us gets -- but maybe not in ways that we had hoped or imagined. And to much shock & dismay, we start to realise that she might just be.... one of us. A normal person, imperfect and fallible, with a hobby for writing out her fantasies, in the pursuit of self-transcendence   :oprah3:

yeah no


I'm kinda focused on being a baddie right now. I can't really work.

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Well, I for one do miss the days of cocaine snorting cherry cola drinking lolita grinding on daddy's limp Hawaiian Tropic tinted dick while weeping about her trailer park heroin addicted ex on deathrow to the tune of tumblr grunge blog soundtracks.

 

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why is no one talking about the fact that nfr's probably gonna come out in JUNE???????? it was nice knowing y'all for these 2 days bye

 

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I really wasn't joking when I said I expect the album to come out next Fall. June WHOMST lmao


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I really wasn't joking when I said I expect the album to come out next Fall. June WHOMST lmao

 

If that turns out true then MAC and VB will be a year old...and will be on the new album...

 

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the only things that could keep me going at this point are the music videos, or the album trailer if there's one. if the visuals are lazy i'm leaving for good. idk about y'all but i liked when she was pretentious lol at least she gave us amazing music videos and actual infos smh, it's sad to think that we might never get "passionate about her tours/work/music Lana" ever again

It would be nice to get a decent video again but you're only setting yourself up for disappointment if you actually expect anything other/better than that walmart parking lot embarrassment


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The way y'all think she's subtly announcing via a poem that NFR is coming in June :rip: it's most likely just a summer reference...

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Wait, y'all have problems with the Tesla Mom Car line?

Not the kindergarten "We take walks in parks and around golf courses" intro or the cringy  way she rhymes "moon" and "afternoon" or the most awkward "now it’s time to grow down" part?

Ouch.


Just do it. Just do it - don't wait!

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Well, I for one do miss the days of cocaine snorting cherry cola drinking lolita grinding on daddy's limp Hawaiian Tropic tinted dick while weeping about her trailer park heroin addicted ex on deathrow to the tune of tumblr grunge blog soundtracks.

 

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Did you all think she was gonna get to 40 and still releasing songs about that shit lol it was gonna happen sooner or later find a new BTD-esque lana clone to stan

 

I feel you @ but I actually agree with @@cloverhoney on this one. I appreciate her retrospective tracks like Heroin which mention her past, but it would be weird for her to still be singing about trailer parks and being an escort. She couldn't stay a wide eyed starlet forever. What I expect is a follow up to UV & HM. Some sort of natural progression. And I think NFR is going to be just that. From what we've heard so far I can tell I'm going to like it.


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