Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

I feel a single announcement coming tomorrow. Song on BBC radio next week.

 

Lana eats at your naivity(?) for breakfast.

[mrborntolose 9,961]

I feel a single announcement coming tomorrow. Song on BBC radio next week.

don’t make the same mistakes i did. i’m now cursed by salvatore and satan or maybe they’re the same person i don’t know!!!!

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

don’t make the same mistakes i did. i’m now cursed by salvatore and satan or maybe they’re the same person i don’t know!!!!

Tomorrow's March 5th

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Friendly reminder that Lent starts on this wednesday and if we're gonna cast a spell to make this era more interesting or give Lana some willpower to actually work we should do it as fast as we can as spells are not as effective as they usually are during Lent.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

I heard Venice Bitch bought army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops..

[Nobody 21,505]

Friendly reminder that Lent starts on this wednesday and if we're gonna cast a spell to make this era more interesting or give Lana some willpower to actually work we should do it as fast as we can as spells are not as effective as they usually are during Lent.

 

Watch her give up social media for Lent   Not that she posts anything notable anyway 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

I feel a single announcement coming tomorrow. Song on BBC radio next week.

Don’t say things like that: I want to believe you.

But... tomorrow March 5. And people have been pretty good with their psychic predictions... was March 5 a psychic prediction though?

(Jesus, can’t believe psychics are now a reliable source with this era)

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Watch her give up social media for Lent   Not that she posts anything notable anyway 

 

It wouldn't surprise me now that she's trying to connect with God or whataver 

[111 36,666]

have yall been knew that she sings sumn like "damn" at the end of MAC 

wtf haven't noticed till i listened with my studio headphones

also why was it again that we have that version of flipside with the wild guitar at the beginning and another one without it

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Friendly reminder that Lent starts on this wednesday and if we're gonna cast a spell to make this era more interesting or give Lana some willpower to actually work we should do it as fast as we can as spells are not as effective as they usually are during Lent.

Okay but imagine if we actually all put our minds together and casted a spell at the same time on the night of a full moon. We could get things done! Ugh I don't believe in magic (unless it's devil worship, sacrifices, or real magic that has been brought down generations) but I watched AHS coven and think I'm ready

[Serene Queen 4,786]

have yall been knew that she sumn like "damn" at the end of MAC 

wtf haven't noticed till i listened with my studio headphones also why was it again that we have that version of flipside with the wild guitar at the beginning and another one without it

Really? That’s so weird I never knew

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

have yall been knew that she sumn like "damn" at the end of MAC

wtf haven't noticed till i listened with my studio headphones

 

also why was it again that we have that version of flipside with the wild guitar at the beginning and another one without it

Because legend has it you can hear God in those five seconds of backwards guitar

[111 36,666]

Because legend has it you can hear God in those five seconds of backwards guitar

 

yes they are heavenly and sexy 

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Okay but imagine if we actually all put our minds together and casted a spell at the same time on the night of a full moon. We could get things done! Ugh I don't believe in magic (unless it's devil worship, sacrifices, or real magic that has been brought down generations) but I watched AHS coven and think I'm ready

 

If you don't believe then don't bother because the success of a spell depends solely on your belief. The ritual is an important part, but the person casting the spell is even more important because you're the sole conductor of the magic.

[111 36,666]

If you don't believe then don't bother because the success of a spell depends solely on your belief. The ritual is an important part, but the person casting the spell is even more important because you're the sole conductor of the magic.

 

tf y'all talking about 

nnnn 

no amount of witchy spell shit will make her put out an album in a respectable amount of time 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,665]

Yeah idk why there are two versions, i bought my first UV CD on ebay 4 years ago and it had Is This Happiness AND flipside included on the deluxe, the flipside had this weird backwards guitar, even though i've heard versions without it.. i guess they accidentally leaked a rough copy or sumn?

[Cacciatore 19,347]

tf y'all talking about 

nnnn 

no amount of witchy spell shit will make her put out an album in a respectable amount of time 

 

oh thats true, march 29th is over and i think the album won't come out anytime before june

but we could give our girl a little push or something like that

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

If you don't believe then don't bother because the success of a spell depends solely on your belief. The ritual is an important part, but the person casting the spell is even more important because you're the sole conductor of the magic.

Oh I just meant a bunch of white gays and girls who come from privileged backgrounds throwing oregano and matcha into a pot of water, lighting bath and body works candles, and chanting "please Jesus save this era" isn't gonna do anything, whereas people who's families have been practicing this stuff for centuries dating back to the very origins of all things mystical can actually do something because they've been blessed with actual gifts, know their origins, know how it actually works, and their ancestors entire lives were dedicated to the craft and basically sacrificed their time in order to achieve any sort of glimpse of power. Even if we did do things correctly, we wouldn't get shit done because it's not in our blood nor do we know anything. Spells definitely aren't throwing spices into boiling water and googling "how to cast blah blah blah". They're part of history and family secrets passed down. so Yeah, I don't really think any of us have any of those gifts, unless someone wants to lie and suddenly say "hey peroxide my family is the blah blah blah and we've been doing it forever, I just didn't mention it for all these years I was on the board because I just thought up this lie"

[Coney Island King 25,999]

I’ll be back in a week. Forward all report requests to Elle for now. Thank You.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

tf y'all talking about

nnnn

no amount of witchy spell shit will make her put out an album in a respectable amount of time

I mean are we talking white people Salem magic or actual human sacrifices and blood rituals that go on in certain parts of Africa where they actually are knowledgeable and know the ins and outs of their roots and history with the craft, as well as their families dating back thousands of years to witch doctors/shamans? Cause the later would work, we just don't know anyone