Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Imagine if all of her fans are as tired and over it as we are lmao the album will open with 20k sales SPS at most 

[venicebitch 13,344]

At this point I want the album to be full of 13 new songs + MAC, VB and Hope on the deluxe version. 

[Zetterberg 1,862]

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

At this point the album better come w a diamond bracelet and Gucci slides

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

At this point the album better come w a diamond bracelet and Gucci slides

And inside the Gucci slides there's a hand written personal apology letter and a ticket you can only spend once that entails Lana taking a plane to your house and reading you a bed time story, before tucking you in and singing a song of your choice to fall asleep to as a lullaby

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

The album better come with bonus tracks like LIB and RBFY.

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

https://observer.com/2019/03/spring-preview-2019-must-hear-albums-lizzo-lana-del-rey-vampire-weekend/

 

this needs to stop omggg

lana wtf are you doing letting articles keep being published with the march 29th date?!

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

the deluxe version

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

https://observer.com/2019/03/spring-preview-2019-must-hear-albums-lizzo-lana-del-rey-vampire-weekend/

 

this needs to stop omggg

lana wtf are you doing letting articles keep being published with the march 29th date?!

They're probably just thinking any press is good press (even if its falsified info)

[Shadowheart 3,680]

i know that nothing's coming but also a surprise release would be tasty af

 

[FallingCherry 7,731]

She shot the cover yesterday, she can't release the album in 11 days. Even if it's a surprise drop. The booklet and all that stuff has to be done, which usually takes more than 11 days. Don't get your expectations too high. Those articles are pure sh*t and not professional at all.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

She shot the cover yesterday, she can't release the album in 11 days. Even if it's a surprise drop. The booklet and all that stuff has to be done, which usually takes more than 11 days. Don't get your expectations too high. Those articles are pure sh*t and not professional at all.

We also still dont know if its the album cover or just a magazine cover...

[Golden Hour 4,971]

Been thinking about how gorgeous MAC's opening chords are and how even more gorgeous they'll sound opening the entire album. 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Imagine if all of her fans are as tired and over it as we are lmao the album will open with 20k sales SPS at most 

 

I don't think she'd mind. When you make a conscious choice to keep an album release as hush hush as possible, and do everything you can to kill the hype, you're obviously okay with it not selling well. A commercial failure or two aren't going to affect her lifestyle, she can afford not to care. Her priority is her vision of how she wants things to go down (low effort, stripped back, chill, minimal involvement). And I may not like it as a fan, but as an artist, I respect that. Her label on the other hand, whose priority is profit, probably isn't too crazy about her little plan, which is why they're making her do some interviews and shows.

 

Just my opinion.

[cherryblossoms 10,274]

MAC as the intro is just too predictable

I’d rather it be used as a turning point for the album (thematically or sonically) towards the middle or somewhere

[baddisease 15,880]

y'all talk a lot but y'all are gonna buy the album regardless

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

y'all talk a lot but y'all are gonna buy the album regardless

i'd rather shove those 15 dollars up my ass to be honest

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,748]

I feel like the whole 29 March thing is either correct or it's some sick media inside joke after the 26 May situation from whatever year LFL came out

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

Ya'll acting like we can't illegally download the album without giving a penny lol

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Okay I'm trying my hand at this whole psychic thing, even though I know I have singularly the worst intuition: after 1500 pages on this thread, we will get some real news