Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

i don't know y'all it seems reliable. i think someone from that groupchat already posted a similar message where Lana said she wanted to release hope first but i'm not sure

 

I disagree; Gay Jailer is in that group chat and they are a notorious troll. 

 

Plus we have the yellow nails which are definitely a recent thing, and as I said it matches up with the stuff the makeup artist posted just before July 4th. Two locations. Two MVs. One was Malibu. The one with muscle man is obviously beachy. 

 

Anyway who cares when it was filmed as long as we get it soon.

 

ETA: It's also possible she planned to film in December and pushed it back to July this year. 

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,435]

And we are believing that this is real ... why?

 

We've had no news for 7 months and nobody thought to mention this, or found this, before then. Funny that.

ok looking back now, i told some friends abt what i heard and those messages were in November. The person who told me was in that groupchat. Big difference from November to March but I only remembered i was in rehearsal and i didn't know if it was for my fall play or spring musical.. it was the fall play.

 

Anyways, they said a double feature and one other video. Double feature was going to be filmed and the other video was already filmed [as of November 2018](no clue about what the single vid is) and that chuck filmed a short film including more than ome song which is probably the MAC,VB,HIAB video and probably what chuck meant when she first mentioned a film back in September. I forgot about until now because it had been so long!!! That's so awesome to see they weren't lying. They also said she was split on releasing Sylvia or Cinnamon so i guess she made the final decision as Sylvia... Just know we could've had Cinnamon in January. Let that set in

[venicebitch 14,229]

Their screenshots are definitely real. She follows some of them and this is not the first time of her talking to them. Maybe she just simply asked them to be simply quiet about all that. Or maybe they just wanted to be exclusive.

 

And I honestly don’t think the video was shot in December, although it was originally planned to be. Maybe there were some budget issues? Or something with Rich’s schedule? Idk honestly but I hope nothing bigger was scrapped and maybe this whole concept is more polished now. Who knows.. I really hope she speaks on this whole premiere issues as soon as she finally releases the album.

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,435]

I disagree; Gay Jailer is in that group chat and they are a notorious troll. 

 

Plus we have the yellow nails which are definitely a recent thing, and as I said it matches up with the stuff the makeup artist posted just before July 4th. Two locations. Two MVs. One was Malibu. The one with muscle man is obviously beachy. 

 

Anyway who cares when it was filmed as long as we get it soon.

 

ETA: It's also possible she planned to film in December and pushed it back to July this year.

 

this is a different groupchat I think? Person who told me was not affiliated with gayjailer in any way from what i could tell

[YUNGATA 14,955]

I can't believe she unironically named a track 'Fuck It, I Love You' 

 

 

I guess she's a tacky bitch like me and that's why I stan 

[venicebitch 14,229]

I’m sure the “other long video with Chuck” is just HIAB footage.

 

Edit: and yes it is, they confirmed it.

[Roll With me 5,667]

Their screenshots are definitely real. She follows some of them and this is not the first time of her talking to them. Maybe she just simply asked them to be simply quiet about all that. Or maybe they just wanted to be exclusive.

 

And I honestly don’t think the video was shot in December, although it was originally planned to be. Maybe there were some budget issues? Or something with Rich’s schedule? Idk honestly but I hope nothing bigger was scrapped and maybe this whole concept is more polished now. Who knows.. I really hope she speaks on this whole premiere issues as soon as she finally releases the album.

 

You might be right since the bodybuilder doesn't seem to hint any big thing on December on his insta and Rich seems like he was doing some Netflix shit back then

They also said she was split on releasing Sylvia or Cinnamon so i guess she made the final decision as Sylvia... Just know we could've had Cinnamon in January. Let that set in

 

Maybe her label or her managers told her it'd be better to release Sylvia to keep us all waiting for the album because of Cinnamon being the fav snippet and the most requested song

[Fingertips 72,034]

The December thing might be real. Seems like Lana interacted with that groupchat around that time

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmyZodHk65/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpND6OrnQWU/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bno1kM4H5Fm/

 

The last two SCREAM fake lmao

[Obduration 6,548]

The last two SCREAM fake lmao

That time on March 28th that I debunked their twitter Lana chat

[SylviaPlath 570]

When I first saw those screenshots I assumed if they were real it meant she had pushed the mv back to now? They could be real - but I definitely don't think they mean she filmed these videos in December. 

[Roll With me 5,667]

Apparently they have more Lana interactions. Commenting on the How To Disappear line? https://www.instagram.com/p/BxYAlJDBwus/

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

The December thing might be real. Seems like Lana interacted with that groupchat around that time

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmyZodHk65/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpND6OrnQWU/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bno1kM4H5Fm/

 

Um that last one is a quote from an interview, I think (I don't remember which but it'd be on here somewhere) and that person has formatted it to look like a group chat message. 

[yayoop 4,596]

What’s at 3:33 fam?

[Roll With me 5,667]

Um that last one is a quote from an interview (I don't remember which but it'd be on here somewhere) and that person has formatted it to look like a group chat message. The deception. 

 

Looks like the MTV News video interview she did at Camp Flog Gnaw

 

 

Also, I remember this comment Lana did about Cinnamon. It was on this same account https://www.instagram.com/p/BpAJz94HmLL/

[venicebitch 14,229]

Anyway.. everything’s finally coming and I know she’s gonna serve and I couldn’t be happier but I really hope someone’s gonna ask her about this whole schedule mess at some point. We really need answers.

[Fingertips 72,034]

Apparently they have more Lana interactions. Commenting on the How To Disappear line? https://www.instagram.com/p/BxYAlJDBwus/

 

omg these are so dumb and fake

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Anyway, whatever ... as long as we get it soon idc if it was filmed in 2015

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,435]

poor lana didnt get to submit young and beautiful and born to die

[theeternalstars 4,576]

did some quick editing lmao... took me a while to ID the new font but it's "Biff Bam Boom"

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

 "Biff Bam Boom"

 

Oh, Christ ... why does this sound so appropriate