Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Veinsineon 77,880]

Lana right now, as this bufoonery is taking place

Lana waving her butthole in butthole boy's face to seduce him into not leaking the album 

[CruelWorld 683]

That store is annoyingly very rude. Poor customer care service honey

What happened?

[kraljicabenzinske 11,489]

What happened?

 

the album didn't happen that's enough of a reason

[anggel7x 68]

We failed again, I'm gonna take a break. I'm checking reddit anf leakth.is just in case, Let you guys know if I know something. Back in a few hours

[dead account 323]

The amount of times I've read 'butthole' today is frightening

[house of balloons 12,795]

We failed again, I'm gonna take a break. I'm checking reddit anf leakth.is just in case, Let you guys know if I know something. Back in a few hours

leakth.is are too busy debating whether white people can rap or not 

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

The amount of times I've read 'butthole' today is frightening

not as much as the amount of times i casually saw them today because of this thread

[Life 3,982]

Which one of you children actually contacted that record store

[house of balloons 12,795]

 

Which one of you children actually contacted that recorded store

 

 

these twinks keep making sure every store knows we're not allowed to buy shit yet 

[Gone user 5,373]

 

Which one of you children actually contacted that recorded store

 

 

that was such a dumb move if someone actually contacted them. I think Lana's label could have noticed from people talking about it on Twitter or Instagram. Or maybe they are reading this thread and knew what store we were talking about.

[Ultradealerence 5,312]

You don’t ever have to

Be gayer than you really are

When you listen to the tracks, baby

You don’t ever have to

Be a butthole of power bottom

Or butthole of a great grandpa

[kraljicabenzinske 11,489]

that was such a dumb move if someone actually contacted them. I think Lana's label could have noticed from people talking about it on Twitter or Instagram. Or maybe they are reading this thread and knew what store we were talking about.

 

lana's management reading this thread ?? they don't even know who lana is

[CruelWorld 683]

that was such a dumb move if someone actually contacted them. I think Lana's label could have noticed from people talking about it on Twitter or Instagram. Or maybe they are reading this thread and knew what store we were talking about.

That twitter guy didn't say where he bought it though. One user from here posted IG account of the store that was selling it early and someone smart enough from here told them that it's not supposed to be out for sale yet. Later I posted location of the store so someone could go there and buy it quickly, but it was too late. The whole story.

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

Hey Brazilian bitches, do you know any stores that still sell new records? I can only think of Saraiva and some other book stores but they're all about to bankrupt so they don't usually have new cds

[Make me your Dream Life 88,923]

 fuck.

[Unknown 3,176]

I mean it's not like anyone's doing anything illegal lol if you buy it from a record store then thats the record store's fault.

[drowning mermaid 1,706]

i’m a hard man to crack, the type of man that has seen atrocities without shedding a tear, and yet, at the sight of the absolute fucking buffoonery going on in this thread, i weep

[Gone user 5,373]

HANGINGFROOT update:

The policemen caught me guys ;( I tried my best to act like you guys describe on the hookup stories thread here on LB but the guy was just freaked out and paused the CD right when the extended part of Hope was about to start. Butthole plan didn't work out, if you were wondering. He just screamed and called the police. I explained the situation to one of the police officers but he said they had to take every Lanaboards member they could find because we were "annoying gays causing trouble online". I was shocked and asked him who told him that, and he replied "My son, Win Edwards". We lost today guys. Wish me luck while I'm in jail! 

 

[Fingertips 72,053]

The booklet going around is fake! The real booklet is brown construction paper with "my pussy tastes like cinnamon, luv ur fav insta-baddie, Lana xoxo" in red crayon 

[kraljicabenzinske 11,489]

That twitter guy didn't say where he bought it though. One user from here posted IG account of the store that was selling it early and someone smart from here told them that it's not supposed to be out for sale yet. The whole story.

 

yeah but they really don't get that they can check by themselves if the store has the cd and just act stupid and buy it. like the cashiers even know. unless they are lana stans.. and what are the chances for that? all 209 of us are here on this thread rn