Lipsters Awards 2019

[Rorman Nockwell 56,967]

Is it too early to suggest categories for next year? God knows what she'll do in the next year and half of us probably won't even be here, but:

 

Best PFP

Best Signature

The Ultraviolence Award for Best Fight <-- which I guess also qualifies as Drama of the Year, come to think of it

The hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it Award for Consistently Long Posts

 

Furthermore, we should name all categories after some other shit to add extra prestige:

 

The Doin' Time Award for Most Active

The How to Disappear Award for Most Forgotten

The Fuck it I love you Award for Best New Member

The Tomorrow Never Came Award for Best Banned Member

The In My Feelings Award for Biggest Drama Queen

The Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems Award for Hottest Member

The God Knows I Tried Award for Attention Whore

The Fucked My Way Up To The Top Award for Sluttiest Member

The Cruel World Award for Biggest Lana Hater

 

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

aww ty @@PARADIXO i'm flattered 

[evilentity 13,351]

Elle's meltdowns got ROBBED not even being nominated for Drama of the Year.

[West Coast 45,897]

Is it too early to suggest categories for next year? God knows what she'll do in the next year and half of us probably won't even be here, but:

 

The hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it Award for Consistently Long Posts

 

I kinda feel like that's targeting me, Rorman. 

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

I can understand not getting the artist nod again this year, but I was totally not nominated in annoying and that's actually curing my depression a bit. 

 

Nice way to start off the decade. Cheers!

[Rorman Nockwell 56,967]

I kinda feel like that's targeting me, Rorman. 

 

Well, I had a few people in mind (@@Foxglove is another) but it's not a bad thing! I like it when people write long, insightful posts. It generates discussion.

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

alright girlies!

 

here's the tea: i'm sometimes a problematic person, but i mean no harm. i love learning about the world and being on a forum with so many people from so many different backgrounds has been super interesting and rewarding. just being on this forum has helped me cope during times of extreme emotion and i am so super thankful for the members who have reached out when i have flashbacks or when i'm depressed or panicking. i get a lot of laughs on here and it's been really helpful when i'm feeling down. i hope i can contribute more positivity to Lanaboards next year!

 

...so I am campaigning for my noms as Status Updater, Sluttiest Member, Attention Whore, and Self-Loathing Poet of 2019

 

here are some links to my favorite status updates of mine:

 

 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/user/48590-daisy-fresh-dropout/?status_id=164351

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/all/?member_id=48590

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/all/?member_id=48590&st=15

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/all/?member_id=48590&st=30

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/all/?member_id=48590&st=60

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/statuses/user/48590-daisy-fresh-dropout/?status_id=164460

 

 

you'll see as you scroll through my status updates that i am indeed an attention whore and a slut and i write some poetic stuff too. it's of the upmost importance that you read my status updates. it's in the best interest of the planet Earth that you nominate me as status updater, sluttiest member, and attention whore of the year!!!

 

 

My poetry/blog 'Junkyard Scraps':

 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/blog/336-junkyard-scraps/

 

There are 10 posts, most of them poetry except for my first entry (a monologue about my work as a web cam girl) and my most recent entry, http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/blog/336/entry-1228-poem-and-a-visual-of-a-person-edging-insanity-only-on-lanaboards-limited-time-only/ (a cute lil' poem and bullet points of the paranoid inner noise of my brain). all of them are worth reading and my most recent entry is very fascinating, in my opinion, so def check it out!

 

and if anyone wears the same dress as me on awards night i swear to god-

[Rorman Nockwell 56,967]

This is my campaign:

 

 

Peacccce

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

i feel like most people voted but reminder that i'm nominated for best new member! January 15th will be my one year birthday on LanaBoards and seeing that the results come out on the 18th, this would feel like a perfect moment 

[Beautiful Loser 49,668]

Friendly reminder that I wrote the NFR! timeline.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Friendly reminder that I wrote the NFR! timeline.

a serve

[Beautiful Loser 49,668]

a serve

An encyclopedia

[PARADIXO 33,094]

An encyclopedia

 

[movebaby 5,379]

alright WELL...i’m not going to do a ~*campaign*~ cuz i really truly hate engaging in self promo (you’d never know it by my lanastickfigures plugging, but that’s purely bc i want rorman’s skillz to get the attention they deserve ) but in light of recent events of the decade-end-lana-del-rey-ranking (reynking? idk i tried) variety, i shall quote my post from that thread here:

 

omg west coast at number 1?? well i loathe self promo in general but i feel like this is a sign y’all should vote movebaby (ooh baby, i’m in love) for best taste in the lipsters

also if you feel like it, you can vote me for best new member (!!!), best banned member, & self loathing blog fiend (more content coming there very very soon), lanastickfigures for best instagram, and me for best artist on behalf of myself, rorman, & lanastickfigures. or not, if you don’t want to. we’re all humans with free will here (unless of course you don’t believe in free will... but this probably isn’t the time or place for me to get carried away waxing nietzschean)

 

anywho i hope you’re all having a lovely day/night/whatever the fuck time it is where you live and i look forward to seeing y’all at the ceremony!

[SweetHenny 14,579]

Me on my Clown of the Year Campaign meeting with potential voters

[daphnedinkley 13,773]

voted!!

[evilentity 13,351]

Voted.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,967]

I promise to be even more irritating, dramatic and prolific this year if Honeymoon doesn't win album of the year. 

 

Vote correctly or else. 

[West Coast 45,897]

I promise to be even more irritating, dramatic and prolific this year if Honeymoon doesn't win album of the year. 

 

Vote correctly or else. 

 

I promise to out-irritate you, and write even more essays if Honeymoon doesn't win album of the fucking decade. You guys have been warned. 

[Barry 5,973]

I just voted, me in worst taste