TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[West Coast 45,897]

This thread had already reached its 500th page like three days ago, we're well on our way to 600, but we still don't know nothing about nothing.

With each era, we outdo ourselves with a level of delusion that knows no equal and I love it. 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,452]

2 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

At a certain point I just think jesus christ stop whining, that's all lol

I mean, Lana is one of my all time favs for almost 10 years and obviously I'm a super fan because I'm here. I'll always be super excited for new music and look foward to new releases because I think no one is doing what she does and no one touches my heart with singing and composing like she does

My moon is pisces, I just like to dramatize lol, but I'm really not not living my life if she's not putting out new music, I'm just having fun here and joking with the girlies

I do need a therapist tho, life is insane rn and not a single good thing happened to me or to people around me this year

[Chemtrail 3,139]

8 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

I mean, Lana is one of my all time favs for almost 10 years and obviously I'm a super fan because I'm here. I'll always be super excited for new music and look foward to new releases because I think no one is doing what she does and no one touches my heart with singing and composing like she does

My moon is pisces, I just like to dramatize lol, but I'm really not not living my life if she's not putting out new music, I'm just having fun here and joking with the girlies

I do need a therapist tho, life is insane rn and not a single good thing happened to me or to people around me this year

She's my favourite too and I feel the same but people should stop letting themselves get so invested in an upcoming release that their whole life consists of just waiting lmao. I'm here too but I'm not on the edge of my seat waiting for Lana to "do something", and it won';t be a massive deal if the album doesn't come in September. I almost don't care.

I don't believe in star signs meaning anything about a person, I always thought that was a bit too self-important to be realistic. We aren't that important to the universe lol. People only want to matter because they feel pain.

I don't think the Coronavirus has made the world itself worse tbh, it was shit before and it'll be shit after... not to be depressing or anything It's def affected others more than me though, I don't even keep up with the news on it. I got bored of hearing about it within a month and I just switched off. I don't go outside anyway. I don't feel a part of the world like that, it pretty much feels like nothing has anything to do with me lol. When it comes down to it idc if I die so it was never really a threat, I just wished the best for other people.

[Flowerbomb 65,596]

Can Lana post now?

Starting to feel like a clown for saying she was going to announce something

[prettywhenimhigh 49,452]

Just now, Bunny Mozart said:

Can Lana post now?

she will post late at night when we're already feeling defeated and devasted from waiting the whole day 

[mrborntolose 9,993]

the way we keep losing... 

[stupidapartmentcomplex 10,474]

Lana every few days after posting about another random person:

[West Coast 45,897]

7 minutes ago, mrborntolose said:

the way we keep losing... 

Living up to your username. 

[Doin Time 1,454]

2 more weeks...

 

[Mer 62,610]

1 minute ago, Doin Time said:

2 more weeks...

 

Wtf omg there’s literally 2 weeks left. It’s not gonna happen is it...see y’all in March 2021 

[WhiteHydrangea 4,216]

Yup, only two weeks before release date

[Dark Angel 203,676]

only TWO WEEKS? that's so close  time really does fly by, it feels like it was just yesterday when everyone was manifesting an august 5th pre-order.

[stupidapartmentcomplex 10,474]

Anyways I just randomly googled cocc and it turns out Lana is coming for Central Oregon Community College's brand...

Better ask them if the album is delayed because of the name again ???

lol jk but imagine being at a school named cocc tho, the iconicism that that has

[house of balloons 12,795]

the way y'all still here waiting  

[Make me your Dream Life 88,927]

complaining's not manifesting just saying 

[Flowerbomb 65,596]

The lana.lnk.to links haven't come up anything

Any new material from COCC hasn't show up on radio play platforms

Shazam still hasn't recognised TJF 

Also I'm still not 100% convinced this ATRL inside has any legitimate tea and is probably messing with us because let's face it, were the easiest fandom to fool

 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,927]

4 minutes ago, WhiteHydrangea said:

Yup, only two weeks before release date

this is rare energy I support u 

[IanadeIrey 62,141]

An album doesn’t have to be uploaded to streaming services/queued up in its system long before its release - one day prior will do just fine!  so I think the album will just be released digitally on the 4th/5th and then physical releases will probably come in October/November, assuming vinyl production started last month/this month. 

I think the reason why we have no snippets/CD/cassette rips this close to the release date (unlike NFR) is because they aren’t in circulation yet, and any digital formats probably haven’t been uploaded by her team, so that’s why we don’t have a sampler yet! 
 

 

[Fart Deco 12,722]

Can't wait for her daily instagram post about her fave mailman or her personal starbuck's barista

[stupidapartmentcomplex 10,474]

2 minutes ago, Fart Deco said:

Can't wait for her daily instagram post about her fave mailman or starbuck's barista

Ok but if we weren't waiting for album news rn these posts would be so cute like she's just sharing little tidbits of her life and the people she likes with us, it's literally so wholesome lol