Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

37 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

inb4 the album is called Polar Power, inspired by her time in Alaska with Clay

 

[FreakDelRey 30]

Hello everyone! this is my first post to LanaBoards. I have been stalking since the early stages of the chemtrails thread but just never made an account (yall are wild lol). I have to say I loved chemtrails, but I am even more excited for the new album and what it has in store. The three singles have continued to grow on me and have just made me more and more excited for blue banisters or whatever its called now 

[Dark Angel 203,564]

1 minute ago, FreakDelRey said:

Hello everyone! this is my first post to LanaBoards. I have been stalking since the early stages of the chemtrails thread but just never made an account (yall are wild lol). I have to say I loved chemtrails, but I am even more excited for the new album and what it has in store. The three singles have continued to grow on me and have just made me more and more excited for blue banisters or whatever its called now 

 

welcome to lanaboards!  yes, we are indeed wild  i love your profile pic!  

[Make me your Dream Life 88,890]

the new album is now called. blueberry muffins. its symbolic for the ripeness of life in an earthy way with the blueberries and the muffin landscape of earth. 

it's a combination of blue banisters and rock candy sweet. 

the opening track will be called. sweet blueberry muffins 

and yes. the cookie photo will BE the album cover. but it's the deluxe version. 

 

[past the bushes 30,940]

hi im back 

why did mods rename the thread? omg not rock candy sweet being a potential title again  

Sweet Banisters...Rock Candy Blue, what's it gonna be??

[Dark Angel 203,564]

1 minute ago, past the bushes said:

hi im back 

why did mods rename the thread? omg not rock candy sweet being a potential title again 

 

i'll give you a recap! and welcome back icon!  

blackoutzone revealed that the album title was most likely changed again, and a lot of songs were scrapped, including loved you then & still, and also, 99centlips found mysterious photos of a sky with trees & distorted grass from the ldr village website  

[past the bushes 30,940]

3 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

i'll give you a recap! and welcome back icon!  

blackoutzone revealed that the album title has most likely changed again, and a lot of songs were scrapped, including loved you then & still, and also, 99centlips found mysterious photos of the sky & distorted grass from the ldr village website  

i know everyone's tired of people asking for recaps so tysm 

it wouldn't be a Lana album without scrapped songs huh

@99centlips is this era's detective and i love it 

[May 13,313]

if she were to name the album after the sound of her farts what would it be called?

 

a. Pppppphrrrrthhfff

 

b. FFFFFGGGHGFGHGG

 

c. bbbbbbllllllewwwwwwwffff

 

and what colour would the vinyl be ? a diarrhoea scat yellow i think!

 

what flower would accompany the era?

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,197]

What if she named the album Pinot Noirs Inside the Olive Garden over the Breadstick Tray? 
 

Spoiler

Definitely not what happened tonight or anything 

 

Or what if she named it Thanks For Buying Me My Meal at Denny’s? 

 

Americana-style album representative of quiet suburban life with family-centric ideals, coupon clipping, and the white picket chemtrails fence life she dreams of having 

[May 13,313]

what if she named it Lizzy Grant A.K.A. Lana Del Rey

[Dark Angel 203,564]

1 minute ago, May said:

what if she named it Lizzy Grant A.K.A. Lana Del Rey

 

as long as it's produced by david kahne and she serves a kitschy 2007 macbook homemade music video visual album

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

What if this is her first album released under Elizabeth Grant?

[Rorman Nockwell 56,970]

51 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

and now my polar bears are  n 

whoops the images are facking HUGE

I hate the tabloids, can't stand the fans

I tend to cancel all the dates (so sorry I can't release it)

But when I want to, I take a selphie

Can I post it? Yeah, I can

[Make me your Dream Life 88,890]

she's gonna name it Catalina Vendetta Veranda Pasta which symbolically translates to. pure revenge while eating spaghetts on the veranda

her alter ego for the era will be Catalina Vendetta, a dame with a revengeful vengeance. she also eats spaghett.

[honeybadger 40,622]

okay hi  with the album changes... hoping they're changes for the better. hoping her mind is expanding and she's realizing that she can create her magnum opus

[bougainvillea 295]

She has decided to change the title because she wants it to have three words (in the spirit of Rock Candy Sweet), but she still considers "Blue Banisters" to be the lead song, so she settles for....

 

Chickens Running Barefeet

 

-- goes well with the troll aesthetic of the cover 

-- captures her love for birds (Bird World) 

-- echoes her message about running with wolves 

-- evinces her penchant for deliberate (or not) mistakes 

 

[bel air rose 11,631]

her sparkly shoes last night give me dorothy vibes

 

what if she names the album the witch is dead 

 

Spoiler

we never got our wizard of oz theme in chemtrails 

 

[American Whore 51,681]

I still am vouching for the name Hobby Lobbying in Home Depot

[Rorman Nockwell 56,970]

3 minutes ago, bel air rose said:

her sparkly shoes last night give me dorothy vibes

 

what if she names the album the witch is dead 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

we never got our wizard of oz theme in chemtrails 

 

We got the Wizard of Oz theme wrong af for COCC but maybe all the hints were for the next album ...

[honeybadger 40,622]

manifesting a one word album title  or something beautiful and succinct