Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 49,477]

Just now, cellophane said:

What's up w/ her inability to write plausible dates? We've had a Saturday, a Tuesday, now a Sunday...

July 4 for Americans makes more sense, no? A Sunday release doesn’t happen often, but on a holiday, maybe.

[sjatib 5,175]

Just now, Clampigirl said:

Friendly reminder that these exist 

 

The BB cover make those looke like Caravaggios. She truly outdid herself with it.

[Bonita 12,718]

1 minute ago, Clampigirl said:

 

hope is a dangerous thing's single cover is so iconic idc it goes along with the vulnerability of the song

 

also lmlylaw single cover is so iconic looking back now 

[Lustformoney 41,502]

as someone said earlier, she probably thinks shes making some groundbreaking artistic statement with hOmeMadE visuals and acapella music but shes not

[Lentilus 25,721]

Sunday release.... idk, my hype is going down the drain again.

[Thunder Revenant 20,981]

Can't wait for the first sycophant post a.k.a. "I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS a FaN fOrUm" where someone blames us for hating Lana, not letting her live, not getting her phenomenal artistic visions etc.

[Yosemite 23,789]

7 minutes ago, picturebook said:

Imma give you a reality check. The photo she posted is the official cover. She posted it twice. No she is not releasing the album on a Sunday and no she is not releasing CSR on that date in June. She just drops random things. Who knows what will happen. At this point she is just letting us be part of the creative process....

Candy Sweet Rock? 

[Lentilus 25,721]

Just now, Thunder Corpse said:

Can't wait for the first sycophant post a.k.a. "I tHoUgHt ThIs WaS a FaN fOrUm" where someone blames us for hating Lana, not letting her live, not getting her phenomenal artistic visions etc.

WTF LANA IS A GENIUS I CAN"T BELIEVE YALL ARE TRASHING HER AGAIN, UNSTAN HER IF YOU DON"T GET IT ;dljnf;KSNA:ODI;soKHF;klmdLKFN:SKDFhiu 

 

 

 

 

 

Like that? 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,547]

3 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

Sunday release.... idk, my hype is going down the drain again.

She's releasing it on a Sunday as a fuck you move to the industry. Her revenge album is coming

Spoiler

my delulu wheels are spinning right now 

 

[Lentilus 25,721]

Just now, Pico Boulevard said:

She's releasing it on a Sunday as a fuck yku move to the industry. Her revenge album is coming

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my delulu wheels are spinning right now 

 

OMG SPILL KING!!! TRUTH!!!! her baddie phase is really cumming!!

[Beautiful Loser 49,826]

I can just see her use her higher vocal register to these hippity hop beats, kinda like her siren song at the outro for Summer Bummer, but it's gonna be so much better and cooler and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'm so hyped to hear this project!!

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

we were desperate for an announcement and we got it everyone stfu and stop complaining 

she is cumming so hard 

[Lustformoney 41,502]

ppl on twitter already saying this album is about her getting hate so she made an ugly album cover as a satire and a statement to make fun of the industry give it up

[Lentilus 25,721]

Just now, Lustformoney said:

ppl on twitter already saying this album is about her getting hate so she made an ugly album cover as a satire and a statement to make fun of the industry give it up

 WTF

 

Just now, bluelikeyou said:

we were desperate for an announcement and we got it everyone stfu and stop complaining 

she is cumming so hard 

PLS, this is an announcement?

[Yosemite 23,789]

Lmao is that a moon behind her? 
I can’t 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,547]

 

Summer Bummer 2.0 and Stargirl 2.0 on their way to snatch our wigs 

[Furor Poeticus 16,406]

I think she wanted to spite everyone hating on the cocc cover like look y'all I can go lower

 

[King of Saigon 1,384]

Final thoughts/Predictions for the night Bitches:

• Blue Banisters will be a country/rock fusion album
• Stop freaking out over the album cover, we have hope for an alternate one like the cocc target exclusive ?
• This shit is more confusing than my chem class 
• Mike Dean producing is an incredible sign 
• This could be a LFL 2.0 where we got experimental stuff in the beginning and more then the americana vibes in the second half 
• Where does the revenge play into the album??? or is RCS just a revenge track??? IDK
• I miss when lana was posting videos of her listening to snippets of NFR, oh to go back to those days ?, but ill take anything she puts out im a whore for her 

OK THATS IT GN ITS ALMOST 3 AM

[GeminiLanaFan 49,477]

Where is the preorder?

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

2 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

ppl on twitter already saying this album is about her getting hate so she made an ugly album cover as a satire and a statement to make fun of the industry give it up

ppl also hated coccs album cover yet it she sold a shit load of copies (vinyls) 

she knows exactly what she's doing