Lana Del Rey: All 113 Songs Ranked, a Critics List

[salvatore 21,769]

billboard posted a critic's ranking of every song by miss lans

 

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/8528500/lana-del-rey-best-songs-ranked

 

basically in short i wanna see y'all fight 

 

masterlist of song rankings (without descriptions cause absolutely not)

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1. hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
2. video games
3. brooklyn baby
4. ride
5. venice bitch
6. the greatest
7. born to die
8. mariners apartment complex
9. white dress
10. shades of cool
11. young & beautiful
12. west coast
13. national anthem
14. cruel world
15. norman fucking rockwell
16. ultraviolence
17. 13 beaches
18. off to the races
19. wild at heart
20. terrence loves you
21. old money
22. for free
23. love
24. change
25. freak
26. summertime sadness
27. yayo
28. the other woman
29. tulsa jesus freak
30. god knows i tried
31. cinnamon girl
32. chemtrails over the countryclub
33. high by the beach
34. blue jeans
35. you must love me
36. this is what makes us girls
37. doin’ time
38. honeymoon
39. dark but just a game
40. not all who wander are lost
41. love song
42. get free
43. sad girl
44. pretty when i cry
45. dayglo reflection
46. money power glory
47. coachella- woodstock in my mind
48. fucked my way up to the top
49. music to watch boys to
50. how to disappear
51. dance til we die
52. fuck it i love you
53.   body electric
54. cola
55. tomorrow never came
56. heroin
57. yosemite
58. dark paradise
59. breaking up slowly
60. radio
61. cherry
62. lust for life
63. gods and monsters
64. california
65. million dollar man
66. diet mtn dew
67. flipside
68. dont let me be misunderstood
69. beautiful people beautiful problems
70. looking for america
71. swan song
72. happiness is a butterfly
73. summer bummer
74. when the world was at war we kept dancing
75. burnt norton
76. stargirl interlude
77. ill be home for christmas (w kacey)
78. you’ll never walk alone
79. groupie love
80. woman (cat power)
81. i can fly
82. black beauty
83. god bless america- and all the beautiful women in it
84. once upon a dream
85. the blackest day
86. the next best american record
87. bartender
88. summertime (the gershwin version)
89. carmen
90. prisoner
91. 24
92. let me love you like a woman
93. salvatore
94. art deco
95. in my feelings
96. without you
97. american
98. blue velvet
99. bel air
100. religion
101. big eyes
102. god save our young blood
103. hallucinogenic
104. dont call me angel
105. white mustang
106. season of the witch
107. burning desire
108. wait for life
109. is this happiness
110. lucky ones
111. florida kilos
112. lolita
113. guns and roses

 

[honeybadger 40,620]

guns and roses last.... guess i shouldn't have expected anything else  she never gets the justice she deserves

[Super Movie 51,700]

is this happiness is so low and for what? also heroin deserved way higher, i'd honestly give it #1. 

[Party Favor 10,308]

i exited as soon as i saw lolita was 112 

[Nobody 21,525]

[May 13,311]

yeah I stopped reading as soon as I saw wait for life right at the bottom

[Dark Angel 202,376]

it's always her most popular songs in the top ten (if we ignore the fact that hiadtfawlmth-bihi is at #1)

[honeybadger 40,620]

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they’re just Lana at her brattiest, referencing icons with little purpose except as cheap signifiers of her taste

they really tore into lolita 

 

but i mean this list is what to be expected.... for those who have yet to expand their minds 

[littleseashell 2,499]

• Lucky Ones #110
• Religion #100
• Without You #96
• etc it's too hard to keep reading

who wrote this and where tf do they live

[Jared 3,131]

The correct #1 pick. As for the rest of the list, no comment.

[Super Movie 51,700]

9 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

guns and roses last.... guess i shouldn't have expected anything else  she never gets the justice she deserves

exactly! bit of an unpopular opinion here, but i've always liked guns and roses 

[NikoGo 60,816]

111. Florida Kilos 

 

 
 

I stopped reading right there

[salvatore 21,769]

added masterlist of songs into spoiler without descriptions....

 

the blackest day being at 85..

heroin and yosemite being 56 and 57... 

 

the amount of NFR mid-cuts so high up is disgusting 

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

God Save Our Young Blood - a song where Lana is hardly noticeable - even making it onto this list and ranking HIGHER than some very personal, introspective songs (namely Is This Happiness) is terrible. What even. 

[NikoGo 60,816]

Just now, salvatore said:

added masterlist of songs into spoiler without descriptions....

 

the blackest day being at 85..

heroin and yosemite being 56 and 57... 

 

the amount of NFR mid-cuts so high up is disgusting 

omg west coast isn’t even top 10???

 

taste has left the chat 

 

and Hope #1  

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Spoiler

113. Guns n Roses

Me: Go on....

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112. Lolita

Me: Go on...

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111. Florida Kilos

Me: 

 

 

 

[Dark Angel 202,376]

don't call me angel ranking higher than is this happiness & florida kilos...

[boom like that 11,903]

Religion at 100 and the cat powers flop "collab" getting a higher placement..

 

Never to Heaven

[NikoGo 60,816]

DCMA being placed above Florida Kilos 

 

a shame 

 

DCMA should be at the bottom of the list 

[honeybadger 40,620]

19 minutes ago, salvatore said:

47. coachella- woodstock in my mind

 

lololfdsg;aldhksf;fagsjafdhsf  yeah i don't trust anything they say