Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

5 minutes ago, May said:

nevermind john deere i only just recently found out tex and mex are her dogs i thought she was singing about eating tex mex doritos

 

I also thought she named tex & mex after a texan restaurant chain what is wrong with me  

[Three White Butterflies 27,475]

A guide to Blue Banisters , for clarification 

 

john deere- a tractor not a person or animal 
Jenny- jenny lewis 

beer- alcoholic beverage, not the animal 
Oklahoma - a garbage state in the midwest
dresser- a piece of furniture 
Nikki Lane - the first lady of outlaw country 
banisters- the things between stairs and the railing 
weathervane- wind instrument that sits on top of a barn
heat lightning- cloud to ground lightning, also known as silent lightning 
Santa Clarita Fires- wild fires in santa clarita, CA 
the diamonds, the rust, and the rain- a reference to Joan Baez hit song
Tex and Mex are in the Bay- tex and mex are the dogs on the cover, and they are swimming in the bay ( a body of water) 
Chucky- lana's sister 
Chickens- the bird, that we eat 

[CHANEL #1 2,671]

7 minutes ago, May said:

nevermind john deere i only just recently found out tex and mex are her dogs i thought she was singing about eating tex mex doritos

 

Why would doritos be in the bay? 

 

Do y'all not read the lyrics and wonder why your interpretations don't make sense?  

[COCC 29,554]

43 minutes ago, 13beachess said:

btw I was today years old when I found out John Deere is a fucking TRACTOR lmao. and not a Norman Rockwell-y person or some lol 

Yes  I'm stupid, yes.

There's a picture on the wall of me on a John Deere, Jenny handed me a beer, said, "How the hell did you get there?" 
 

You thought John was a guy and she had a picture where she was sitting on him? And Jenny asking how she managed to do that?  

[yayoop 4,601]

3 minutes ago, your dealer said:

A guide to Blue Banisters , for clarification 

 

john deere- a tractor not a person or animal 
Jenny- jenny lewis 

beer- alcoholic beverage, not the animal 
Oklahoma - a garbage state in the midwest
dresser- a piece of furniture 
Nikki Lane - the first lady of outlaw country 
banisters- the things between stairs and the railing 
weathervane- wind instrument that sits on top of a barn
heat lightning- cloud to ground lightning, also known as silent lightning 
Santa Clarita Fires- wild fires in santa clarita, CA 
the diamonds, the rust, and the rain- a reference to Joan Baez hit song
Tex and Mex are in the Bay- tex and mex are the dogs on the cover, and they are swimming in the bay ( a body of water) 
Chucky- lana's sister 
Chickens- the bird, that we eat 

 

omg a chicken is A BIRD!??!?!?! SINCE WHEN!? i CANNOT AND WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT. BIRD WORLD?!

[CHANEL #1 2,671]

Imagine Lana sitting on a deer while doritos are swimming in the bay  

No wonder some of y'all didn't like this song when it dropped 

[plastiscguy 63,433]

Why are people dragging Arcadia? I agree it's not her best song lyrically/vocally, but it has one of the most beautiful melodies... lowkey upset now 

[yayoop 4,601]

11 minutes ago, May said:

nevermind john deere i only just recently found out tex and mex are her dogs i thought she was singing about eating tex mex doritos

 

Tex and Mex is the style of burrito at Taco Bell tbh

[sjatib 5,172]

Just now, CHANEL #1 said:

Imagine Lana sitting on a deer while doritos are swimming in the bay  

No wonder some of y'all didn't like this song when it dropped 

Please, to the visual artists here: make this happen!

[Honeyyoung 17,095]

3 minutes ago, your dealer said:

Chucky- lana's sister 

really?? i though when she said "chucky's making birthday cake" she was talking about this

[COCC 29,554]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

Why are people dragging Arcadia?

That‘s godphobic and should be punished 

[Three White Butterflies 27,475]

1 minute ago, Honeyyoung said:

really?? i though when she said "chucky's making birthday cake" she was talking about this

 

i'm so happy we're all getting on the same page 

[mlittle11 12,214]

the collective IQ of this thread is 3

[May 13,311]

8 minutes ago, CHANEL #1 said:

 

Why would doritos be in the bay? 

 

Do y'all not read the lyrics and wonder why your interpretations don't make sense?  

girl idk i have like half a thought per day

[American Bottom 16,228]

13 minutes ago, your dealer said:

A guide to Blue Banisters , for clarification 

 

john deere- a tractor not a person or animal 
Jenny- jenny lewis 

beer- alcoholic beverage, not the animal 
Oklahoma - a garbage state in the midwest
dresser- a piece of furniture 
Nikki Lane - the first lady of outlaw country 
banisters- the things between stairs and the railing 
weathervane- wind instrument that sits on top of a barn
heat lightning- cloud to ground lightning, also known as silent lightning 
Santa Clarita Fires- wild fires in santa clarita, CA 
the diamonds, the rust, and the rain- a reference to Joan Baez hit song
Tex and Mex are in the Bay- tex and mex are the dogs on the cover, and they are swimming in the bay ( a body of water) 
Chucky- lana's sister 
Chickens- the bird, that we eat 

Not us needing a vocabulary quiz ?

[Three White Butterflies 27,475]

hmmm that thunder snippet sounds difffferent 

[yayoop 4,601]

I am stuck in 2012 when all I had to worry about was Marilyn, Jesus and Elvis

I was not ready for tractor, farming and chicken references in 2021

 

God how times have changed

[CHANEL #1 2,671]

Just makes me wonder what other lyrics y'all misunderstood across her discography 

[yayoop 4,601]

1 minute ago, CHANEL #1 said:

Just makes me wonder what other lyrics y'all misunderstood across her discography 

 

I think that's already a thread

[American Bottom 16,228]

But why would a chicken NOT be running bare feet? Do chickens wear shoes now.  sometimes she just throws lines in there for no reason