If Lana was a video game..

[The Siren 30,517]

If Lana was a video game, what kind of game would it be and what would be the goal of said game?

the only rule is that it cant be centered around a depressed character or a gangster character

 

sound off below

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

A racing game & Your character’s name is Cherry Pie.

[Dark Angel 201,025]

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

A racing game & Your character’s name is Cherry Pie.

 

 

yes! different car options include all of the vehicles seen on her album covers, a chevrolet, a white pontiac, a pink cadillac, & billy’s pick-up truck! you can collect roses, soft vanilla ice cream cones, & diamonds as power-ups!

[The Siren 30,517]

5 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

A racing game & Your character’s name is Cherry Pie.

 

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

 

yes! different car options include all of the vehicles seen on her album covers, a chevrolet, a white pontiac, a pink cadillac, & billy’s pick-up truck! you can collect roses, soft vanilla ice cream cones, & diamonds as power-ups!

and the Chemtrails red car and the car in the Burning Desire video 

 

i want this as a reality

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

3 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

 

yes! different car options include all of the vehicles seen on her album covers, a chevrolet, a white pontiac, a pink cadillac, & billy’s pick-up truck! you can collect roses, soft vanilla ice cream cones, & diamonds as power-ups!

Don’t forget the Heart Shaped Sunglasses & Jesus on the dash…

EDIT:

7 ELEVEN IS THE GAS OF THE GAME!

EDIT MKII:

I forgot, you can wear that racing jacket she used to wear!

[The Siren 30,517]

2 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Don’t forget the Heart Shaped Sunglasses & Jesus on the dash…

EDIT:

7 ELEVEN IS THE GAS OF THE GAME!

Queen of the Gas Station (Lana's Version) (2022 remaster) is the theme song in all the advertisments

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

Just now, The Siren said:

Queen of the Gas Station (Lana's Version) (2022 remaster) is the theme song in all the advertisments

[The Siren 30,517]

id also like to see an RPG game kind of like The Elder Scrolls series but Grand Theft Auto-esque vibes

[bluechemtrails 26,509]

a game like Pacman - but the ghosts are Paparazzi or Lana stans

[OverYourHead 6,250]

48 minutes ago, The Siren said:

id also like to see an RPG game kind of like The Elder Scrolls series but Grand Theft Auto-esque vibes

i see it more like Animal Crossing x GTA

[Cherry Blossom 21,472]

Racing game like stated above

 

Maps:

Nevada Desert 

New York 

Daytona Speedway 

Las Vegas

California

White Mustang MV

Characters:

Lizzy Grant

Born To Die Lana

Paradise Lana

Ultraviolence Lana

Lust For Life Lana

NFR! Lana

Chemtrails Lana

Blue Banisters Lana

Chuck

Rob

Charlie

Barrie

Jack Antonoff

Nikki Lane

Jaime King (DLC Exclusive, comes with Summertime Sadness map and car)

Bradley Soileau (DLC Exclusive, comes with Born To Die MV map and car)

 

Cars:

All the cars from her album covers

White Mustang MV Car

Billy’s Pick Up Truck

Born To Die MV Car

Summertime Sadness Car

Motorcycle

RV

Burning Desire MV Car

White Pontiac

Pink Cadillac

 

Lana’s songs (mostly ones related to driving/vehicles) play while racing round 

 

[Offtotheraces01 2,774]

I would totally live for an rp/ gta type game

 

the cut scenes are all cartoons of lanas different eras, you can rp as lana or create an avatar with customizable outfits based on different eras.
 

maps:

NYC (apartment spawn)

Miami/Daytona Beach (Daytona Speedway spawn)

Hollywood (Hollywood sign spawn)

a random ranch out in Oklahoma (outhouse spawn)

 

vehicles: Vintage sports cars, Ferrari’s, pickup trucks, boats, planes

 

missions: play concerts guitar hero style, earn money and unlock surprises, racing, fashion shows, running from the paparazzi, rob/fight people, scam sugar daddies, cast spells, escape wildfires, tornadoes, etc

 

you win the game by getting superstar status!

 

 

 

[Beautiful Loser 48,619]

A thread for me and @electra

[The Siren 30,517]

17 minutes ago, Offtotheraces01 said:

NYC (apartment spawn)

Miami/Daytona Beach (Daytona Speedway spawn)

Hollywood (Hollywood sign spawn)

a random ranch out in Oklahoma (outhouse spawn)

and for the DLC's, add in Wildwood Pier (for Lizzy Grant) and all the locations of each (officially released) music video

[SalvaWHORE 33,938]

Lana in Pokemon universe - a whole pokemon generation dedicated to Lana with a Lana-inspired region - the Del Rey region

 

City/town (in order):

 

Trailer Park town (this is where you start your journey)

Lizzy Grant City 

Born to Die City (first gym) - Fire type (there's a "radio" tower here)

Paradise Town (2nd gym) - Flying type

Ultraviolence City (3rd gym) - Dark type

Lust for Life City (4th gym) - Psychic type

Long Beach City (LBC)

Norman Fucking Rockwell city (5th gym) - Water type

Violet Town (6th gym) - Grass type

Chemtrails over the Country Club (7th gym) - Rock type

LDRX City (8th gym) - Ice type (reference to Icy Waves)

 

Other locations:

 

Sirens ruins (legendary event)

Woodstock Cave

Coachella ancient feild (connecting to woodstock cave & have a "starway to heaven" for  an Arceus event)

Icy Waves Islands

Wildflower Wildfire forest + flower field

Jack Antonoff Square

Wild At Heart Windworks area

Mt. Hollyweird (located near Lust for Life City) - legendary event

Mermaid Motel 

Haunted Apartment complex (where you catch ghost types & Spiritomb event)

Honeymoon Holy Plateau - Pokémon League

Honeymoon Stadium

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Remember when Mr Mouns posted the start screen for a pixelated Lana game?

We need a coder to make that game a reality

[daphnedinkley 13,381]

what a cool thread idea!!

 

seconded everybody who mentioned an RPG type game, specifically an open world one! i have no idea how that would work but it would be so cool.

 

orrr an adventure-y type game (something narrative driven like Tomb Raider, Uncharted, that kinda thing) where Lana is on a quest to save the culture while LA is in flames and it's getting hot  you'd have boss battles at the end of each level like Kanye West for example - he gets his power from his blonde hair so you have to stop him being blonde and gone before he destroys the world  - or Azealia Banks, her boss fight could be a rhythm game inspired fight where you have to dodge and counter her vicious bars. actually wait im kinda getting into this idea lemme contact Naughty Dog real quick 

[Just Cherry 3,766]

Okay so just off the top of my head, I would probably kill for an apocalypse type game with a shotgun wielding Lizzy Grant as the main character.

 

Escape from Coney Island when? 

[Dark Angel 201,025]

i feel like “bbm baby” should be included as background music somehow, it’s the perfect cutesy video game music <3

[UltraHoeneymoon Angel 1,290]

Since I'm very excited for the new Bayonetta, I can see Lana be a protagonist in a game like that 

 

And her lore would be the Tropico film: she was an innocent angel in Heaven, who got secuded and betrayed by the Villain and as a punishment she sent to the world (LA) and she becomes this powerful, sexy mommy who is gonna Kill Bill your ass!