Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, cherrytropico said:

wait what happened…what did kintsugi say

literally nothing

people saw him enter the thread and immediately jumped on him

[ivory almond 15,636]

Just now, Watercolor Pussy said:

Okay kintsugi…. I’m sorry for blowing up your notifications 

I second this. very sorry, kintsugi
also can we talk about how there is still no official announcement from any of Lana's team, not even an ocean picture from Neil

[American Whore 51,326]

kintsugi coming into this thread today 

 

 

 

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,964]

2 minutes ago, the ocean said:

literally nothing

people saw him enter the thread and immediately jumped on him

He said don’t shoot the messenger after people started freaking out about a delay of some sort…

[cherrytropico 11,076]

“don’t shoot the messenger” might be kintsugi’s way of asking for help  ben is holding a gun to his head as we speak 

[AW Pussy 4,899]

2 minutes ago, the ocean said:

literally nothing

people saw him enter the thread and immediately jumped on him

Well, I am sorry for jumping at him… but he said “don’t shoot messenger” so that could imply a lot of bad things…  that’s why we went nuts. 
 

Spoiler

We are crazy but not hat crazy to jump other people without the reasoning 

 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

5 minutes ago, cherrytropico said:

wait what happened…what did kintsugi say

nothing

[American Whore 51,326]

ben looking at lanaboards for news about lana's album rollout

 

[Kintsugi 3,961]

13 minutes ago, Elle said:

 

 

 

but yes, please don't blow up people's notifications skkk x

 

 

This was so sweet I actually smiled 

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

[ultrabanisters 45,019]

Just now, Kintsugi said:

This was so sweet I actually smiled 

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

 kintruthers won today 

[anwdelrey 9,270]

Just now, Kintsugi said:

This was so sweet I actually smiled 

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

Like?

[plastiscguy 63,437]

"Don't Shoot The Messenger" the lead single of Lana Del Rey's tenth studio album "Lizzy, I'm calling from Calihoma" featuring the hits "Elizabeth's Story", "Santa Clarita Sinners" and "Cleopatra" out March 25th! 

[TropicoKitten 5,012]

What kind of things

[American Whore 51,326]

1 minute ago, Kintsugi said:

This was so sweet I actually smiled 

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

 

ooo the tea isn't ready! i'll set the table gorl 

 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

"Don't Shoot The Messenger" the lead single of Lana Del Rey's tenth studio album "Lizzy, I'm calling from Calihoma" featuring the hits "Elizabeth's Story", "Santa Clarita Sinners" and "Cleopatra" out March 25th! 

it's true!

lana is paying me my first royalty check as we speak

[plastiscguy 63,437]

2 minutes ago, Kintsugi said:

This was so sweet I actually smiled 

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

The brewing in question...

 

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

Not the usual cryptic “be patient” crap

 

we can never win can we 

[Venice Peach 54,293]

Maybe they already forgot the oceanblvd password 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

2 minutes ago, American Whore said:

 

ooo the tea isn't ready! i'll set the table gorl 

 

Kintsugi is writing an essay in which he will explain in detail what the plans are for the album campaign, the process of creating and producing each song, the problem between Lana and Dua, details about the upcoming music videos and the name of the lead single from LDR10.

[Morningcrow 3,673]

2 minutes ago, Kintsugi said:

 

Don't lose hope my loves, things are brewing 

 

Thank you, feeling better already.