Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[tomxev 333]

2 minutes ago, George Parasol said:

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When you know, you know

When you know, you know

 

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and when you're right you're right

...even when you're wrong

 

 

[imaginist 2,019]

4 minutes ago, Actor said:

U R SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAH I'M DYING no

Thank youuuu 

[ultrabanisters 45,021]

came back after my shower to an argument 

 

cba just gonna warn mq them and leave have a nice evening girls xxx 

 

what will it take to respect other peoples opinions i wonder? another ultrabanisters classic thinkpiece about arguments or a 16 page essay on the world peace that could happen if lanaboards dot com users stopped being nasty to eachother 

[lifeisavelvetcrowbar 1,233]

So my song that exceeded my expectations was

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Margaret. Everyone talked about how awful Jack’s vocals are, but I thought his vocals are cute! It’s not one of my fav tracks on the album, but it’s a cute track.

The track that disappointed me most was 

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Grandfather. People said it sounds like a Disney song, and it really does but not in a good way. I had that annoying feeling like I had over listened to it literally by the end of my first listen. Going shark fishing is also kind of violent and I feel like singing about that is just a Republican thing to do. It grosses me out.

 

[Lindsay Lohan 10,446]

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Kintsugi has a very similar melody to Chelsea Hotel No.2 (Lana's Version) anyone else notice that?

 

"So everyone was there, they were standing laughing and I'm on the side with my tears streaming down"

 

"Ah, but you got away, didn't you, baby? You just turned your back on the crowd"

 

[God&Monster 1,092]

3 minutes ago, Enco said:

My first lanaboards scandal  

just shows how legendary this album is…has me arguing in the trenches

When Lanaboards was at war we kept on praying for Candy Necklace. 

[tomxev 333]

5 minutes ago, Ultraviolencez said:

lana better start posting on the oceanblvd account by monday or im going mad 

 

she just parked the @ so if the album gets as iconic and revered in retrospect as Honeymoon, she can abandon her honeymoon account when it gets too big. bookmark this

[imaginist 2,019]

Just now, God&Monster said:

When Lanaboards was at war we kept on praying for Candy Necklace. 

Watch Candy Necklace be more iconic than A&W 

[The Siren 30,521]

Just now, tomxev said:

 

she just parked the @ so if the album gets as iconic and revered in retrospect as Honeymoon, she can abandon her honeymoon account when it gets too big. bookmark this

pl the new account is gonna be as big as Honeymoon by the time she does anything with it (if its even hers tbh)

1 minute ago, God&Monster said:

When Lanaboards was at war we kept on praying for Candy Necklace. 

we still dont have CN?? 

[Telomeres 387]

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Lana learning what's important to her in a relationship on Sweet, realizing that staying with Mr. Cop isn't going to get her those things, but hoping that he might feel differently in the future.

 

Only for her to realize in A&W that he was a POS and that it's never gonna happen for them. Then her pastor giving a sermon that's basically a huge Sean indictment. 

 

[Actor 1,948]

i like only these:

 

1. Paris, Texas

2. Taco Truck (1. part)

3. A&W (2. part)

4. Peppers

5. Fishtail

 

Edit: added candy necklace 

[Morningcrow 3,673]

Let the Light In exists, how are some of you still angry? 

[ultrabanisters 45,021]

Just now, Morningcrow said:

Let the Light In exists, how are some of you still angry? 

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OOOOH LET THE LIGHHHHT INNNN 

 

[LanaBalkana 6,655]

1 minute ago, Actor said:

i like only these:

 

1. Paris, Texas

2. Taco Truck (1. part)

3. A&W (2. part)

4. Peppers

5. Fishtail

You obviously like uptempo pop-ish music, which is of course not a bad thing, but I don’t think you should be disappointed with the album. It was very clear ever since NFR that this is a direction that she’s taking. You shouldn’t feel obliged to like or listen to her. I also don’t think you should be attacked for your opinions. Please keep ig civil guys 🙏🏻 

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,849]

Is Paris Texas 

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Pop/ up tempo? 

 

[lanasozempicpen 3,486]

Rockefeller? More like Rockabyebaby by Lil Cassi

 

[blackestday x tough 5,331]

5 minutes ago, Actor said:

i like only these:

 

1. Paris, Texas

2. Taco Truck (1. part)

3. A&W (2. part)

4. Peppers

5. Fishtail

Same 

 

But instead of Paris,texas i like sweet. 

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

The literal jumpscare of this album is 

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The moment Jack starts singing on Margaret 

 

[LanaBalkana 6,655]

1 minute ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

Is Paris Texas 

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Pop/ up tempo? 

 

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I haven’t listened to it but as far as I gathered is literally the same as the SYML sample + some added instruments on top

 

[lanasozempicpen 3,486]

12 minutes ago, imaginist said:

Watch Candy Necklace be more iconic than A&W

well of course

2 minutes ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

Is Paris Texas 

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Pop/ up tempo? 

 

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